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by OPOVV, ©2015

(Jul. 29, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another episode of ‘Roving Reporter.’ Yes, we’re once again back at the university, and this time we’re in the meteorology lab where we’re here, as my producer told me, to ‘see what Professor King is up to.’

“Hello, Professor King. Welcome to our show. What are you up to?”

“Hello, Roving. Nice intro. I’m surprised you heard about my M&M theory this quickly, especially since I myself only came up with it last week.”

“‘M&M theory?’ What’s that all about?”

“Now don’t get me wrong and don’t think I’ve gone off my rocker, but I did get a grant from the Institute of Mental Health for the princely sum of seventeen million dollars, which should lend some credence to the validity of my research.”

“And? We’re waiting. Don’t let the other shoe drop.”

“And that’s what my wife says she likes about your show: direct and to the point. No diplomacy. Ever been told you’re rude?”

“All the time. You think it’s easy to get people to talk on camera? Time’s money, and if I don’t keep the idiots talking, sorry, then they’ll switch stations and watch the commercials on another channel and then my show’s ratings will nose-dive and I’ll be out of a job.  I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not, but our economy has been in a ‘recovery’ mode since January 20, 2009.”

“Where were we?”


“Oh, yes. Thank you. Here’s the theory in a nutshell. You’re not laughing. Nutshell. Here, let me explain. Did you know that the highest rate of the consumption of M&M’s in the United States is in an area known as ‘Tornado Alley’?

“Here, allow me to demonstrate. Stand back, please, and put these ear protectors on. You too, cameraman and sound lady, while I turn our tornado machine on. After I turn it on I’ll pour 20 lbs. of M&M peanuts in and watch what happens. Plain are no good: all they do is gum up the works. Now watch.”

Loud whirring sound and then the sound of peanuts splattering against the wall of the tornado machine is heard. Machine winds down as the Professor steps off  the ladder with a big smile on his face.

“There! See what I mean? Impressive, wouldn’t you say?”

“I’d say, to the tune of seventeen million of our taxpayer’s dollars. Well, I got to hand it to you, Professor, some people sell drugs and rob banks, but you just ask for it. Amazing. Let’s get out of here, guys. There’s no story here.”

“Wait! You didn’t hear my political theory. It’s what I talked to your producer about.”

“What ‘political theory?’”

Not a ‘theory’: fact. Iran; Islam; Muslim Brotherhood; CAIR; Obama; Eric Holder; Sharia Law; Creeping Sharia; removing the Ten Commandments; no prayer in schools; no ‘God’; political correctness: they’re ALL related, directly related.

“Removing the Confederate Battle Flag; removing statues; removing Tom Sawyer from High School libraries; censorship: rewriting history in their own image. Islam.

“Look, of all the groups and organizations in all of the countries in the world, it’s no coincidence that the advisors to the former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, and the de facto president Obama are Muslim and members of the Muslim Brotherhood? Why, the chance of that occurring is a GooglePlex to one, that’s what.”

“Now why didn’t you say so when we first met, when our show started? That was the story, not this M&M nonsense.

“Here’s the deal: this 17 million: no strings attached. I can use it for whatever purpose I want, as long as it’s somehow related to what I got it for. So on the application, where it asked the question ‘reason applying for grant,’ I just put ‘to keep America safe.’ So I’m going to use every red cent of the 17 million dollars to spread the word.

“We have millions of these Muslims within our borders. They’re not here to bask in the glory of the Constitution; no, they’re here to take over our country. What, you think they immigrate for education for women, free speech and ice-cold beer and rock and roll? Mini-skirts? Music? Second Amendment? I think not. We know not.

“So what are we doing about it? 9-11; Fort Hood; Chattanooga. What’s it going to take before we wake up? There’s no ‘religion’ involved here; what’s involved is your life and the lives of your family. They (the Muslims) have made the connections, but we haven’t; well, some of us have.  So I got 17 million taxpayer’s dollars and I’m going to spend it by first renting billboard signs: WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?

“One word: deport.”

“I’m afraid our time’s up, Professor. And we did a little checking while you were making your speech, and you’re right: Huma Abedin, a member of the Muslim Brotherhood, was Hillary’s secretary, and Valerie Jarrett, another Muslim Brotherhood member, is next to Obama. Thanks for being on our show, Professor. You came through at the end.

“Well, folks, time’s up. Thanks for watching. This is your Roving Reporter: goodnight.”

“Hey, Professor, could you use some of that 17 million to go out with us and grab a burger? You can? Let’s go! Good show, crew.”

Semper Fi


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  1. See: The Raila Odinga/Barack Obama conspiracy to introduce sharia law into Kenya, Obama campaigned against Mwai Kabaki, a Catholic, in order to see that Raila Odinga, a Muslim would be elected. Odinga lost the election but later claimed that Obama is his “paternal cousin”.

  2. The PRIME directive of all muslims is “Dar-el-Salam”. The complete and utter conquest of
    the entire planet (and the moon for that matter)for ‘allah”. To facilitate this,Islamic operatives have managed to inculcate,by usurpation and fraud, a Muslim supremacist and nominee for Muslim Grand Caliph named Barack Obama into OUR Sovereign nation’s highest office. How they could have done it is beyond me. It would have taken quite a bit of effort and finagling. The fact is that they DID do it. Barack Obama is a so called “Manchurian candidate”, a usurper,fraud,traitor and spy,under US Law. Obama usurped the Presidency of the United States, by fraud, during time of war. That makes Obama a spy under Title 10, The UCMJ at Section 906, Article 106. This is a capital offense against the USA. Obama, by usurping the office of the Presidency,by fraud, during time of war thereby violating the Presidential Oath of Office and while having sworn allegiance to the US Constitution, became a traitor to the USA. See: 18USC,Part 1, Chapter 115, Sec.2381. Obama IS a Muslim terrorist. He has been actively engaged in Treason against the USA for many years now. His destiny should be at the end of a rope,if convicted.

    1. Bravo!

      We have Muslim Brotherhood operatives in and out of the White House, while Huma is in the wings waiting to manipulate her galpal, Hillary, and make out of her what Obama is already by nature.

      It is only by beginning to view what is happening in this administration from an “Islamo-centric” viewpoint that all suddenly becomes painfully clear.

      It is that obfuscation and deception which are tools being used now from without and within to implode America and make it Sharia compliant.

      Kerry was also duped by Taqiyya into thinking he was a great statesman while being used as a great agent of doom to the benefit of Anti-Semitism and Iran…all with Imam Barry’s smirking smile while Kerry was in his ego-centric fantasy world.