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by OPOVV, ©2015

(Dec. 16, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to our show. We’re here at the drug rehab building located next to Plaza One, which I’m sure you all know is ground zero for our government. Here with me is Dr. Cheryl Flint who is in charge of it all. Welcome to our show, Doctor.”

“And thank you for highlighting our rehab program on your popular show. As a matter of fact, we require our patients to watch you every evening. It seems to calm them knowing that there’s a nut like you running around loose.”

“Pardon me?”

“You heard me. Let me put it layman’s terms so even you can understand it: you take something that’s so trivial as to be not worth mentioning and off you go and make a mountain out of a molehill.”

“Could you be a little bit more specific?”

“Okay, take your Republican debate last night on CNN. It was about terrorists; at least 90% of the questions were how to keep America safe. Well, all we heard was that ISIS was the problem when, in all reality, it’s Islam itself that is the ‘problem’ of Western Civilization. And you, like all the other brainless reporters, just cackle away like a bunch of hens in a chicken coop, commenting on ‘Let’s go after ISIS ’ and ‘Next president will wipe ISIS off the face of the earth.’ Talk, talk, talk; cackle, cackle, cackle, is what you sound like. Disgusting.

“I guess none of you brain-dead, uneducated people ever read the Qur`an. Let me refresh your memory. Now pay attention. Forget ISIS: we’re discussing your normal, everyday, moderate Muslim, got it? Listen up.

“4:16 talks about punishing homosexuals. These days there’s a number of preferred methods of ‘punishment’: hung from a crane or streetlight or — most popular for entertaining large crowds of everyday ‘moderates’ – thrown from a tall building. The fun part for the crowd – that allows for crowd participation – is for the unfortunate individual to be tossed off a two- or three-story building so he or she has a slim chance of surviving the fall, and if they miraculously do, only to be beaten to death by the frenzied (perhaps moderate) crowd screaming ‘Allahu Akbar!’

“4:34 gives the okay for beating wives (really, now, any woman). It’s not all bad because it instructs the man not to go too far (disfiguring or leaving crippled) or to leave telltale marks, which is yet another one-thousand-and-one reason why men demand that the women be covered from cracked head to bruised toe: ‘Wear the burqa!’ It’s like if you can’t see the welt, there is no welt.

“5:33 is, without a doubt, the best of the lot. It’s like Article 22 of the UCMJ: ‘Anything not covered in the above Articles is covered in this one.’ It states that if one is a ‘mischief-maker’ you get to be crucified (murdered by slow torture). As you can imagine, the Islamic ‘Religious Police’ have a field day with this one. Sentencing on the spot. No delay, and before you know it, you’re dead, or dying. And there’s no appeals: the religious police is the end of it all: sentence to be carried out forthwith.

“Are you paying attention, or is this too difficult for you? Nothing’s been said about ISIS, understand? I’s all from the book that guides the lives of ALL Muslims, understand? Want more? Listen up.

“8:12 is about ‘Mutilation of enemy combatants’. No Geneva Convention with Muslims. 8:12 is license for the sociopaths to come to the forefront and receive some kind of warped satisfaction in seeing a life form suffer. Trouble is, what if ALL the people are depraved sociopaths; what then? No ISIS, just the average moderate Muslim, once again. Beginning to see the picture?

“8:39 is ‘forced conversion’ to Islam. If Islam was truly so wonderful, why would anyone need to be forced into it? Apparently Islam is so abhorrent to some that the moderate non-ISIS Muslims decide to include this passage in the ‘Book of Hate’.

“9:39 is the ‘subjugation of unbelievers’, or ‘Creeping Sharia’. It’s the purpose of CAIR, to force Islam as the controlling government agent down the throats of Americans. No mention of ISIS, you dig?

“And there’s more; it’s never-ending, page after hate-filled page, nothing but how to kill; when to kill; what to kill, page after page with no mention of any ‘moderate’ or ‘ISIS’ Muslims, get it? Understand now? Yes, the enemy is ISIS, but the enemy is also any Muslim anywhere at any time.

“The Qur’an is the book for ALL Muslims, be they ISIS in Syria or your make-believe ‘moderates’ in Dearborn, Mr. Hot Shot Roving Reporter. It makes all Muslims equal no matter where they live, from Israel to Ireland; USA to Australia.”

“Not anymore. On behalf of all of our viewers, thank you for the lesson in the Qur’an. I enjoyed it. And that’s our show for this evening. This is Roving and crew saying goodnight: Goodnight.

“Um, Dr. Flint, we always like to cap off our interviews with a burger somewhere nice. Would you care to join us? Know of any good places around here? You do? Hey guys, let’s pack it up, my treat.”

Semper Fi


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