“POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK”
by OPOVV, ©2016
“There; that’s better, and we got permission from the manager to set up shop here in the corner booth for anybody who wants to spout off.
“Oh, hello, and how can we help you?”
“Got any ketchup? And not the kind from Kerry’s money bag.”
“Well, here’s the ketchup, but I don’t know who made it.”
“Thanks. Seen you on television. Wife likes your show. What’s cooking?”
“How about you tell us.”
“You don’t want to get me started, especially about this ‘Creeping Sharia’ that’s going on all over the world but the stupid Americans don’t care, don’t get it, or are just plain stupid: your guess.”
“I’d have to say they’re just not paying attention.”
“Not paying attention? Impossible: they watch television, what, an average of four hours a day? So how many commercials do they see?
“Now, this may not be politically-correct, but this is what I see: I see dark-skinned, Arab-looking fit young men with white women, or at least with women with much lighter skin. And these guys have beards and even tattoos, even on the neck, for Pete’s sake.
“Beards. Give me a break. I used to write to the companies to complain but they’re all owned by Muslims theses days, which is why we get the news we do: slanted.
“All you have to do is to look around. Look at the left-wing wackos at our universities, for goodness sake. Our tax dollars paying a bunch of Socialists teaching our young people to hate America, and the result is Mr. Socialism himself: Bernie Sanders. Hates America and loved by Muslims worldwide.
“And then look at our military. Do you realize that we have Muslims in our military even after that Muslim killed some of our guys in Kuwait? Can you believe it? The military is so in on the fix that they STILL have Muslims in our military.
“Our soon-to-be-totally-worthless-military that accepts Muslims, gays, same-sex marriage and all of society’s other misfits but won’t accept an American young man with a Confederate flag tattoo into the Marines is an excellent example of political correctness running amok.
“And to top it off, the State Department, along with the Department of Homeland Security, is purposefully importing THOUSANDS of Muslims; actually paving the way for the front-line troops of Islam to invade us.
“Makes me sick! They’re not here to assimilate; not coming here to embrace the Constitution!”
“Slow down, old man. We can hear you loud and clear; you don’t have to get all worked up and so excited.”
“But our country is being INVADED! Am I the only one who sees what’s going on? What, you’re all ‘Pod People’? You mean the movie ‘The Invasion of the Body Snatchers’ was for real?”
“Quiet, please, or you will get us kicked out. Here, have some water. Calm down.”
“He’s right, you know.”
“The old man is right. The government is putting us all in danger.”
“I’ve noticed those television commercials, too; my husband and I were just talking about that the other night.”
“Same here. We agree with the old man.”
“Four burgers, please. My treat.”