“WHY CAN’T THEY BE NICE?” by OPOVV, ©2020 (May 3, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear what you need to hear, brought to you from Miss Bernard’s grade school class in sunny Ormond Beach, FL. Hello, I’m your host, Roving Reporter (RR), in […]
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Madam Shylock Foretells Our Future (RR)
“YOU HAVE TO PROTECT YOURSELF” by OPOVV, ©2020 (Mar. 10, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The transcript of this episode can be found in The Post & Email News, a political blog on the Internet. As you long-time […]
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When a Farce Turns to Tragedy (RR)
“THE DEEP STATE IS PANICKING” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Nov. 12, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ brought to you from sunny Lake Worth, FL, the home of the newly-wed and nearly-dead. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter (RR), broadcasting from an undisclosed location to have a one-to-one interview with Ambassador Henry, […]
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Prof. Zorkophsky Book Review: What Is Truth? (RR)
“THE FACTS SPEAK OTHERWISE” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ a daily broadcast of current events. Nowadays we have more readers than viewers, and we’re sad to see cable and satellite providers drop us from their lineup, but, all the same, […]
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Zyklon’s Prime Directive (RR)
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Henry Reveals Attack Plans! (RR)
“WHEN IS ENOUGH ENOUGH?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Oct. 1, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting episode of on-the-road reporting from ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ As we were leaving Madam Shylock’s Crystal Ball Emporium, located in Cassadaga, FL, Henry,…well, to make a long story short, we’ll just play the tape. Camera shows Roving […]
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Madam Shylock Reveals All (RR)
“HOLD ACCOUNTABLE THOSE WHO BREAK THE LAW” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Sep. 29, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ where we’re broadcasting from Madam Shylock’s Fortune-Telling Emporium, down in sunny Cassadaga, FL. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR); what do you say we dispense with […]
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Henry Reports to Zyklon II (RR)
“A QUESTION OF EDUCATION” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Jun. 12, 2019) — “Zyklon calling Henry; do you have the ‘State of the Earth’ report ready?” “But it hasn’t even been two months since your last visit. I thought time slowed down in space travel.” “It does, but we had it in reverse by mistake.” “Oh, that explains […]
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Henry Reports to Zyklon (RR)
“WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 16, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to a special report from that well-known intergalactic traveler, Zyklon the Exalted One. Zyklon is due for a flyby in another minute or two and has been gracious enough to let us listen in on Henry’s State […]
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Recipe for Swamp (RR)
“EXPOSE OBAMA” by OPOVV, ©2019 (Apr. 5, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your most enjoyable break from the hustle and bustle, turmoil and Left-Wing Loonies that get you mad enough to make your blood boil. Hello, my name is Roving, as in Roving Reporter (RR), […]
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Cast of Characters (RR)
“THE USUAL SUSPECTS” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Apr. 27, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the most enjoyable half-hour you can expect from the idiot box*. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter and we’re back at Reverend Dunkin’s church down here on Hawthorn Street. Well, Reverend Dunkin, what’s happening?” […]
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Make This Your Next Target (RR)
DO JUDGES REALIZE THE IMPACT OF ILLEGAL-ALIEN CRIME? by OPOVV, ©2017 (Apr. 2, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the ever-popular show that always gets the most viewers, thanks to you. As I’m sure you’ve noticed, we’re not on as much as we used to be due […]