by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 26, 2023) — “Ko-u-i-po” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We thought it was necessary to put the rumors of Henry’s leaving to rest, once and for all. Joining us is Henry’s next-door neighbor, none other than Madam […]
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The Beacon of Freedom (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 23, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re starting a new segment that we hope you’ll enjoy; we call it ‘The $5 Bet’ where, after the interview, we ask you to […]
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Will Ron DeSantis Stand or Hide? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 20, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Henry called and said he’d like to make a statement, so here he is. Take it away.” “Thank you, Roving, for such an in-depth and comprehensive […]
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Henry Bows Out (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 18, 2023) — “Trump Won” (3:30) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest needs no introduction since she’s been on ‘Pulse’ at least once a month for the last ten years, none other than our […]
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Chuck Schumer: The Truth is a Lie (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 9, 2023) — “Smooth Operator” (4:19) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Indeed, the inmates have taken over the asylum and it’s up to us to take it back, one way or the other. The Deep […]
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The Gospel According to Henry, a Play (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 5, 2023) — The house is packed, the lights dim, and the curtain rises to the music of Benny Goodman’s “Mission to Moscow” (2:36). The stage is set as the Moulin Rouge theater in Paris. There are 60 girl frogs in costume, jumping up and down and hopping around at a frantic […]
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What About Henry? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Mar. 2, 2023) — “Duane Allman’s slide solo on Layla” (:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Madam Shylock is our featured guest of the day and would like to make an opening statement. Go ahead, Madam Shylock.” […]
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Take Me to Your Leader (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 25, 2023) — “Try to Remember” (3:34) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, Professor Zorkophsky is back with us to hawk his new movie that will be released sometime, well, when?” “March […]
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Henry Discusses the Elephants in the Room (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 21, 2023) — “Jazz Piano” (3:15) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We received a communique from Henry to meet him at a location not far from the airport, in the warehouse district. My, that’s a big building; […]
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Fireside Chat with Zork (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 20, 2023) — “Cry Like a Baby” (2:32) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it first. Years ago we used to interview Professor Zorkophsky at his office at the university but we’ve never been to his house, where we […]
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Henry Gives a Press Conference (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 13, 2023) —“Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)” (3:08) “Controlled burn; the check is in the mail; just a little bit pregnant; ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help’ (0:14); ‘the additional IRS agents will only go after wealthy people’; Russia is losing the war; alien balloon; Barry Soetoro, […]
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Henry Iowa-Bound (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 13, 2023) — “Young Love” (2:28) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re at a drugstore in Iowa waiting for Henry to give his first campaign speech, so what do you say we just mingle with the […]
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Henry May Podcast (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 10, 2023) — “Don’t Fence Me In” (2:54) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We here at ‘Pulse’ take great pride on cutting-edge reporting on the great events that affect each of our lives directly, and […]
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The Waffen-SS and the Capitol Police (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Feb. 4, 2023) — “Seven Nation Army” (4:31) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is an old friend who only stops by when he’s not off trekking in some jungle around the world. That’s right, […]
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Prospector Discovers the ‘Swamp Rock’ (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 28, 2023) — “Stand On My Own” (4:12) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We have just received notice that the rock that people like Adam Schiff crawl out from under has been discovered near Bakersfield, CA. The […]
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What Good has the UN Ever Done? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 26, 2023) — “Rhinestone Cowboy” (3:28) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. ‘Pulse’ is a ‘string’ operation because we can’t even afford the ‘shoe,’ but nevertheless, we have managed to make an impact in some small […]
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Too Many Specifics: Let’s Talk about the Overhead “Tone” (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 20, 2023) — “Sweet Georgia Brown” (4:17) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest has always been a favorite of ours, Chief New Leaf. I understand that the Chief has donated the use of his RV […]
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Henry Speaks His Mind (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 16, 2023) — “Try a Little Tenderness” (3:48) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest today is the most improbable presidential candidate ever, an English-speaking frog named Henry who is smart enough to keep his day […]
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Henry’s First Official News Conference (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 13, 2023) — “One Love” (5:07) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pule of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As most of you know – the ones that don’t probably still believe in the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax,’ and if you’re one of those […]
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Bishop Dunkin’s First Sermon as a Bishop (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jan. 11, 2023) — “Driftin’ Blues” (4:57) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Before we listen to Dunkin’s first sermon as a Bishop, Professor Zorkophsky would like to say a few words.” “Thank you, Roving, for giving me this […]
