Tag: Brandon
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Brandon’s Grope
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jun. 18, 2023) — In the continuing saga of Brandon’s plan to decimate what is left of the Republic, his slimy and repulsive inner sexual predator surfaces. Again. Ask Tara Reade and now, Eva Longoria. At the White House, no less, and in front of his (for the time being) spouse,…
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Brandon is Not a Wannabe Dictator…
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jun. 17, 2023) — … because he is already a de facto one. Faithful P&E reader, if you watch nothing else today, watch this video clip of “Tucker on Twitter” where he addresses the “chyron” that Fox News displayed below two videos of Brandon on the left…, no surprise there… and…
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A Modest Proposal 4.0
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jun. 16, 2023) — Every now and then a “left field” idea strikes your humble servant. The term “left field” is used because to many, the idea would seem so far-fetched and improbable that it could never come to pass in reality. But the only way to ensure failure is to…
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The Macho Way of Life (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jun. 1, 2023) — “Real Man” (4:27) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is an illegal who wishes to remain anonymous, not for fear of ICE but of his own people. Welcome to the show.”…
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Brandon’s Approval Rating
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (May 22, 2023) — A new ABC/Washington (“Democracy Dies in Darkness”) Post poll discloses that Brandon’s net approval rating – 36% of responding participants, eclipsing his prior 2022 low of 37% – has dropped to its lowest point since he squatted in the White House. Stated otherwise, the dismal reality of…
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Are Psychiatric Evaluations via TV Valid? (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (May 22, 2023) — “Justice for All” (2:24) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. There’s been many a talk and speculation how far into dementia ‘Let’s go Brandon!’ is, and you’ve got to be blind or a…
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The LLPAM Nightmare
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Apr. 24, 2023) — As if we needed any additional proof that the Goof at 1600 despises responsible Americans and adores irresponsible ones, look no farther than Brandon’s new rule, administered by Fannie Mae, requiring home mortgage seekers with high credit scores to be surcharged in order to subsidize persons with…
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The Uber-Goof And His Pogrom Against America
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Apr. 23, 2023) — The outright malevolence and disdain for the rule of law and for ordinary Americans seems to have no limit in the Beltway, and particularly in the White House. There, Brandon broods over when to announce that he will again run for the office he has sullied more…
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Hypocrisy South of Brandon’s Porous Border
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Mar. 10, 2023) — Underscoring why any sentient and rational American – thereby excluding, of course, most registered Democrats – would avoid travel to the Third World country directly south of us, look no further than the recent statement of its president, one Andrés Manuel López Obrador, threatening GOP politicians. Comically…
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Revisiting “A Modest Proposal 3.0”
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Mar. 9, 2023) — At a hearing this week before the House Foreign Affairs Committee – thankfully now in control of the GOP instead of the malevolent Democrats who headed it up under Nancy Pelosi – Marine Sergeant Tyler Vargas-Andrews recounted what happened at the Hamid Karzai International Airport on August…
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Another Modest Proposal
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jan. 27, 2023) — In years past, your humble servant has on occasion penned a couple of “modest proposals,” here and here. The “modest proposal” mechanism, of course, was originated by British author and satirist Jonathan (“Gulliver’s Travels”) Swift as a pointed satirical answer to the impoverished Irish: sell their children…
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The Legions of Mentally Deficient Voters
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Dec. 26, 2022) — Let us assume, for two nanoseconds, that there was even the remote chance that the 2022 election and ballot-counting process throughout the nation – especially in the Pennsylvania Senate contest (Oz v. Fetterman), the Georgia Senate contest (Walker v. Warnock); the Arizona Governor’s race (Lake v. Hobbs)…
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A Tandem Impeachment?
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Nov. 22, 2022) — From time to time, faithful readers of The P&E – and even the occasional liberal or Democrat – offer comments to your humble servant’s offerings. On occasion, a comment will pique your servant’s interest and result in another post. Such is the case now. In this recent…
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The Commander-of-Grief
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Oct. 24, 2022) — OK, so Brandon the Goofball – presently residing at the White House, except when vacationing a quarter of the time in Delaware – is supposedly the Commander-in-Chief of the nation’s military forces. A better title would be “Commander-of-Grief,” which more accurately captures the mood of the Republic…
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The Courage of Tulsi Gabbard
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Oct. 11, 2022) — Former U.S. House of Representatives member Tulsi Gabbard has announced that she has left the Democrat[ic] [sic] Party. Citing the long and critical list of failures of the “cabal of elitists” now commanding the party, she urges other members of her former party to join her in…
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The MAGA Republicans
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Sep. 26, 2022) — No sooner had your humble servant submitted for consideration his post regarding the acceleration of the disintegration of the Republic, than he ran across the comments of one Keisha Lance Bottoms, now Brandon the Goof’s “Senior Advisor on Public Engagement.” Bottoms has accused “MAGA Republicans” of planning…
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The Brownshirt Brandonistas
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Aug. 28, 2022) — Brandon recently fulminated that President Trump and Republicans supporting him are “semi-fascists” who are purportedly “full of anger, violence, hate, and division.” He added, falsely (what’s new?), that Democrats “have chosen a different path forward, the future, unity, hope and optimism.” In fact, the only path and…
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Is the FBI Politicized: C’mon man!
From: Chris Cirino Date: August 15, 2022 at 7:59:47 AM EDTTo: joekahn@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.com, cnn.tips@protonmail.comSubject: Is the FBI politicized: C’mon man! Good day Kahny, I hope today finds you well at your desk, as the Executive Editor at that beacon of truthful reporting, the iconic NY Times. Wow, so much has transpired since we…
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“We Must Get Trump”
From: Chris Cirino Date: July 3, 2022 at 8:13:30 AM EDTTo: joekahn@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, editorial@nytimes.com, cnn.tips@protonmail.comSubject: We Must Get Trump Good day Kahny, I hope today finds you well, at your desk as Executive Editor of The NY Times. That is quite the achievement, my friend. It is ultimately you who has the last say in…
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Clean-up in Aisle 46……Again!
From: Chris Cirino Date: March 29, 2022 at 6:18:08 AM EDTTo: dean.baquet@nytimes.comCc: agsulzberger@nytimes.com, joekahn@nytimes.com, clevy@nytimes.com, katie.kingsbury@nytimes.com, cnn.tips@protonmail.comSubject: Clean-up in Aisle 46……Again! Good day Deano, I hope today finds you in good spirits. It sure has been busy the last few days, news wise, that is. I’m sure it has been non-stop at your desk as…