Tag: Brandon
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Of Political Earthquakes, Tsunamis and the 25th Amendment
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2024 (Jun. 30, 2024) — The epicenter of the most recent political earthquake took place last Thursday in Atlanta, Georgia and lasted approximately 90 minutes. On the political Richter scale, it measured 10.0. And the 2024 presidential sweepstakes tsunami it has generated will soon inundate the nation. To begin with, the “debate”…
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The Democrats’ “SwipeBlue” Gambit
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2024 (May 27, 2024) — There is an interesting post at Townhall.com addressing a new Democrat venture called “SwipeBlue.” The post addresses a Democrat scheme to conscript people into using their smartphones to text other people to get them to register to vote and to refer others to sign up for the…
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The Quisling at 1600
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2024 (Mar. 29, 2024) — The characterization of Brandon as “the slug at 1600” does not adequately describe him. A potential better term might be the “quisling slug at 1600.” Accordingly, a new, abbreviated moniker for the current occupant of the Oval Office is suggested: “the q-slug,” pronounced: “cue-slug.” The term “quisling”…
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Biden’s Brownshirts
by Thomas Reiner, ©2024 (Mar. 26, 2024) — “We will always be there by your side.” – Antony Blinken to Israel Joe Biden has held federal offices since 1972 which is 52 in dog years. In that chasm of time, Biden bends on both sides of virtually every issue as political winds shift. Are there…
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Henry Has Something to Say (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Mar. 12, 2024) — “You Talk Too Much” (2:54) [The history of Henry is shrouded in mystery. Some say he is from the ‘Land of Prester John’; some say he’s Zyklon’s ambassador to earth, while we know him as the talking frog that lives in the pond in the center of Cassadaga, Florida and…
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Roving Visits East Palestine with Brandon (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2024 (Feb. 18, 2024) — “Kodachrome” (3:36) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Soon after President ‘Brandon’ announced his visit to East Palestine, Ohio, Chief New Leaf graciously offered his sumptuous RV for our use, and so here we are,…
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The Maine Trump Decision: Atrocious
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Dec. 29, 2023) — Well, faithful P&E readers, here we go again. Yesterday, on Dec. 28, 2023, Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows – a registered Democrat and perhaps one of the most anti-President Trump, pro-progressive and biased governmental officials in the nation – issued her 34-page “decision” determining that Mr.…
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Our American Nero
by Thomas Reiner, ©2023 (Dec. 27, 2023) — Nero fiddled while Rome burned but Presidentish Biden does all kinds of good ole boy fiddling while he destroys America beyond recognition. Biden fiddles with the truth, fiddles us soon into war with Russia and China, fiddles with his bank accounts, fiddles with your wealth and worst…
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Some Free Advice to Speaker Mike Johnson
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Oct. 25, 2023) — Finally…, after weeks of telegraphing to the nation…, and the world.., how dysfunctional the GOP House of Representatives can be, that body has actually elected a new Speaker: Cong. Mike Johnson (R. LA). Simultaneously telegraphing its dogmatic and hyper-political disdain for healing the House in these –…
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President Murray?
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Oct. 14, 2023) — He’s done it again. The most incompetent, corrupt and arrogant Commander-in-Cheat to have ever “occupied” – as in “likely illegitimately” – the Oval Office has stumbled while trying to climb three (3) stair steps to reach a speech podium. He stumbled not once, but twice in his…
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From Crisis to Catastrophe to Cataclysm
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Sep. 23, 2023) — The Hoover post published Friday cogently asks when unstoppable immigration will become a crisis. It can be posited that the process already began Jan. 20, 2021 — the day of Brandon’s installation as Chief Execu-Goof — when by executive order/proclamation he halted construction of The Wall. Since…
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The Succession Issue
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Aug. 9, 2023) — Sadly, the time has come for the Republic to prepare for a possible political upheaval not seen since the Civil War. As the Clown at 1600 often states: that is a fact…, not hyperbole. While the events precipitating the crisis might not occur today or tomorrow, circumstances…
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The Churls at 1600
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jul. 29, 2023) — Well, whatta ya know? The rude, ill-bred and profane grandfather at 1600 has decided to “recognize” – not to be confused with “embrace” – his granddaughter, Navy Joan. Navy Joan’s father is Hunter Biden, currently trying to recover not only from cocaine addiction, but also from the…
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Here’s News: Policy Outsmarts Money (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2023 (Jul. 28, 2023) — “2001: A Space Odyssey” Theme (1:48) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We have a full show for you so let’s get right with it. James Simpson is a pollster for whatever result…
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Could a TelePrompter® Save the Republic?
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jul. 26, 2023) — As Brandon, enabled by his sycophants and marionette-masters, continues the charade that he is fit to lead the world’s last best hope for a constitutional republic for even one more day, much less another term, NBC News notes that he now relies on extra-large type font on…
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The Emma-Jo Morris Flamethrower
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jul. 22, 2023) — Emma-Jo Morris was the reporter who broke the Hunter (“does-this-bong-make-me-look-dumber-than-my-dad?”) Biden laptop story at The New York Post (founded in 1801, by the way, by Alexander Hamilton) in the weeks preceding the 2020 general election. She recently testified before the House Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of…
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7 ≠ 6
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jul. 11, 2023) — Mathematically, the number seven is unequal to the number six. Instead, it is one numeric unit more than the number six. For virtually all sentient humans, this is kindergarten arithmetic. However, for other mentally challenged outliers, it might as well be advanced tensor calculus. Cases in point:…
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Will Brandon Do The Right Thing?
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jul. 4, 2023) — Today, most Americans celebrate the Fourth of July, the 247th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. From that day forward, a brave group of people began the process of severing the ties that had previously bound them to Great Britain and to eventually establish…
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Of Loan Forgiveness and Psychoses
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jul. 1, 2023) — Sometimes, the lunatic depravity of Brandon and his apparatchiks collides with that bulwark against governmental overreach: the Constitution. Case in point: the U.S. Supreme Court’s decision in Biden v. Nebraska, declaring as unconstitutional his unilateral end-around-run on Congress and the Constitution to forgive perhaps as much…
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Election Interference and Statutes of Limitation
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jun. 20, 2023) — President Trump and one of his aides have been indicted for alleged federal crimes relating to documents which were the subject of the FBI raid on his Florida home, Mar-a-Lago, on August 8, 2022. This was an unprecedented action by the nation’s analogue to Nazi Germany’s Gestapo. …