by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023
(Jul. 26, 2023) — As Brandon, enabled by his sycophants and marionette-masters, continues the charade that he is fit to lead the world’s last best hope for a constitutional republic for even one more day, much less another term, NBC News notes that he now relies on extra-large type font on his teleprompter.
His gaffes while using the device have become legend, including (1) reading “end of quote” here; (2) reading the teleprompter instruction to “repeat the line” here; and (3) spelling out “D O T” when reading the uniform resource locator (“URL”) for a federal website here, but at least getting the “.gov” part right.
Adding insult to injury, Elon (“X”) Musk observes that Brandon’s teleprompter addiction resembles that of the fictional Ron Burgundy of Anchorman fame. Burgundy would slavishly repeat anything written for him on his teleprompter.
Wait… just… a… minute. Here’s a juicy thought to end the Republic’s embarrassment: maybe the person in charge of Brandon’s teleprompter for his next press conference loads this text, tucked into the third or fourth paragraph of a prepared announcement… and in Calibri 36 font:
“McCarthy won’t get to impeach me, because I am now announcing my immediate resignation! Take that, Kevin!!”
Hey…, it might be a long shot, but it could happen…. one can only wait and hope.