by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Sep. 23, 2024) — For the newcomers: ‘Pulse’ is an independent shoestring TV news agency that used to be in the ‘Windy City’ but was forced to move after its studio was destroyed by arson.
An award-winning show, ‘Pulse’ was the most viewed program in its time slot until the move out of town and out of state. ‘Pulse’ gave Atlanta a try, but there were just too many stupid people; in other words, there were just not enough people to interview who had a lick of sense. ‘Russian Collusion’ and ‘a threat to Democracy’ was all they knew. Any reference to the Constitution somehow triggered cries of ‘old white men’ and ‘racist’ when, in fact, the Constitution is the most perfect document yet written to rule people, from the jungles of Florida to the plains of Mars.
‘Pulse’ has several full-time contributors providing accurate and up-to-date information so the viewers can make rational decisions that affect their lives. The transcripts of the shows are transcribed and presented in The Post & Email.
The bottom line is that open borders are destroying our country; the Jan. 6 insurrection was orchestrated by Pelosi and Pence (who were the real insurrectionists) resulting in the stolen 2020 election; and if Trump doesn’t win, the ‘Beacon of Freedom’ will be extinguished, which will result in the United Nations confiscating our guns and eliminating free speech, all the while replacing the Constitution with Totalitarianism, a fact the Dems hide from the voters.
“Belly Dance by Farah” (2:21)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. The General will grace our airways; he said he has some rather important news to share with us and has his chalkboard at hand. Hello, General, welcome to the show and take it away.”
“Thank you. Roving, you never fail to amaze me. For someone who was a proud member of our military, you used to be quite a striking figure, and now look at you, Mr. Casual Look. If I remember, I demoted you all the way down to major; isn’t that correct?”
“Almost, sir. I believe you demoted me all the way down to Lieutenant Junior Grade.”
“You all done with your PTSD?”
“Yes, sir, after 17 years of nightmares, but I lost my wife. The cost was a lot higher than I was expecting to pay. You know, PTSD is a deadly mental disorder, nothing to sneeze at. In short, PTSD is LIFE-THREATENING and should be treated as seriously as a severed artery. The first symptom is the complete loss of any self-respect the patient may have had to the point of feeling utterly worthless, so worthless, in fact, that he or she experiences the fantasy of believing that the world would be a better place if he or she were out of the picture, dead and buried. Also, the sense of time moving forward crashes to a full STOP. Today is the same as every yesterday’s tomorrows: there is no future or past, only the here and now, the moment that could, perhaps should, end right now. There is no heaven or hell, no better or worse place because worthless people never get to heaven, and hell has to be better than the nightmares, so why not eat the bullet? Professor Zorkophsky’s books about PTSD helped me, so much so that I owe him a hearty ‘thank you’ for the ability to once again feel time. I know it’s a sketchy subject, but for those who have had or have PTSD, you know what I’m talking about.”
“Well, son, once trust goes out the door, so does the marriage. Too bad.”
“I’ll tell you, General, once you choose a mate, you put all your eggs in that basket and it really hurts when trust goes out the window, like mine did. She cheated so I divorced her; I mean, I had no choice.”
“Nobody is blaming you, son, but, still, it’s a cryin’ shame. If there were any couple I would’ve bet on would have lasted, it was you two.”
“Interesting you would say that, General, because I moved back to where we got married and became sick and tired of, ‘Where is she?’ and ‘What happened?’ So I had to leave; I just couldn’t take it anymore; I mean, how do you say, ‘She cheated?’ I couldn’t say that; it would have been demeaning, to me and her.”
“But you got over it.”
“No, General, I never did. Never came so close to eating a bullet as I did then. I wish we could’ve worked it out, but I was afraid she’d tell me to take a hike so I never asked her, never worked up the courage to face a possible rejection. Maybe if Professor Zorkophsky was available and worked as a go-between we’d still be a couple. What did you want to talk about?”
“Oh, yes, sorry I got distracted. This whining by Rashida Tlaib is really sickening. What the heck does she expect? After all, she’s the ‘poster child’ of the State Department and the Department of Homeland Security. You know, they fawn over her and Omar. Really sickening, Jew and Christian haters in Congress. Give me a break.”
“Well, you’re not the only one totally disgusted with the Afghanistan military withdrawal and the State Department and Homeland Security welcoming the Taliban and who knows who else into our country. Why didn’t they fly them to Pakistan or Saudi Arabia? Shorter flights, why here? Libya, Algeria, and Morocco are closer, too.”
“Because that’s what Barry Soetoro (ala Obama) ordered, that’s why. The job of Mr. ‘Fundamentally Change America’ was to overthrow the USA and make it some kind of Third World cesspool, and if Kamala Hyena Harris wins, well, buy your guns and ammo now because if you don’t, it’ll be too late.”
“Why do the police have a problem saying what the motive is of Muslims running around killing everything in sight? Don’t they know that mental illness is contagious?”
“Because the police are instruments of the Deep State, that’s why. We wouldn’t want the stupid people to finally realize there’s no such thing as a ‘moderate’ Muslim. Anyway, you can never have too much ammo or too much fresh water on hand. Remember that.”
“Aye-aye, General. And that’s all the time we have, so this is your Roving Reporter, along with the General, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[Observation: A back marker in the Singapore Grand Prix took fasted lap at the end of the race, thereby depriving the winner of the point. Bad sportsmanship.]
[Don’t you think it’s about time to get out of the UN and kick them out of our country?]
“My Next 30 Years” (3:36)
The only way out of where America is today is to appropriately punish the people who got us here. This means the untouchable Barack Hussein Obama and his groomers and installers and protectors must be appropriately punished. This appropriate punishment will not happen unless Donald Trump is President again. The treasonous scumbags from both parties who did nothing to stop Obama have brought America to the brink of no return, and they are only concerned about one thing…themselves. This means Donald Trump must never be allowed to be President again by whatever means necessary……Something easy to see and understand has been hidden by endless lies by all complicit in, The Obama Fraud. The liars treat getting rid of Trump by whatever means necessary as if their life depended on it, because it does….
The elimination of Trump would mean America voted itself into oblivion, largely driven by the Obama media and voters who were afraid or being called racist if they voted against Obama and for Trump. The media’s effective lies will have got them what they believe they want…….a government they can choose and control………
If Trump can be kept safe and elected in 2024 America has one last chance.
Please pray and vote for Trump 2024…….