by Roving Reporter, ©2021   

(Oct. 2, 2021) — “You Didn’t Have to Be so Nice” (2:28)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see by the chalkboard-on-wheels, the General will be our guest today. Welcome back to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”

“But is it really? If you say so; by the way, you’re out of uniform, but I told myself that I wouldn’t mention that, so I won’t.”

“Thank you. So I notice you’ve quite a few colored lines drawn on the board and it looks like the United States is in the middle.”

“Yes, we’re ‘The Jewel in the Crown,’ so to speak.”

“I see you have a bunch of equations in the lower right; care to enlighten us?”

“With pleasure, Roving. I’m figuring out the odds on who will be victorious, the Muslims or the CCP.”

“Well, what are the odds?”

“Even-Stephen: 50/50, although since the Biden-Harris-Pelosi-Milley illegal administration flew in many thousands of our and China’s enemy. As of today, right now, we may have Sharia Law this time next year. But then,you know there’s all those boats off the coast of Long Beach?”

Under Sharia law, women must cover themselves from head to toe and not be seen in public without a male relative

“I heard about that; 60 or more.”

“Some say the holds are full of PLA shock troops,, each one six feet tall and speaking perfect English and, get this, dressed in police uniforms.”

“No way.”

“Yes, by way of Newsom’s invitation: ‘Open invitation for the Chinese to the California State costume party this Halloween.’”

“And the Feds are okay with that?”

“They did the printing and mailing; heck, maybe it wasn’t even Newsom’s idea, although he’ll take the credit; you can be sure of that.”

“No doubt. How are the Muslims faring?”

“Real good: they are molesting and torturing and murdering with glee: the United States is a smorgasbord of nothing but tempting targets. Blonde-headed woman without a hijab or male escort and, heck, even if they had a male escort they’ll just kill the guy and rape the woman: it’s their MO.”

“But what if they get caught?”

“So what? Look, if they’ll arrest Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller, the cops and the military will follow every illegal order that comes down the pike.”

“I’m afraid you’re right, General. So, how to fix it?”

“Son, Generals live for war. Don’t tempt me; after all, this is a family show; remember that.”

“Aye-aye, Sir.”

“That’s Navy lingo, soldier. Don’t tell me you were a swabbie? Wore the uniform, had a girl in every port?”

“Had a girl in San Diego, sir. By the way, speaking of Scheller, do you know that Audie Murphy went out of his way to make a General salute him and when asked why, he said because of the Anzio Invasion debacle, so if Audie could criticize his Generals, why can’t Scheller?

“Rhetorical, lad. I’m sorry, but I’ve got places to go and people to meet; Generals are always busy; remember that.”

“Aye-aye, sir. And that’ll do it for us and so we’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

96 Tears” (2:57)

Roving Reporter

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  1. The picture is deceptive as it shows 5 stars. We have not had a 5 star general since Omar Bradley died many years ago. Just a detail.