by Roving Reporter, ©2021

(Sep. 29, 2021) — “Summertime” (4:14)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is a secret agent…”

“Excuse me; excuse me, please. I’m not a secret agent, although at times what we know is secret. I work for the Electoral College, but I’m no James Bond (1:44).”

“Oh, sorry, then why are you here?”

“I’m here to tell your viewers that the members of the Electoral College don’t live on Mars, don’t live in a vacuum, and don’t take bribes. We are privy to the same facts that you are.”

“Well, good for you, but why in the heck did you take Mike Pence’s endorsement of the fraudulent votes back in January?”

“To tell the truth, we dropped the ball. We weren’t prepared for such dishonesty and I apologize.”

“You apologize? You say you’re sorry and that’s it? Thirteen soldiers murdered in Kabul, 80+ billion dollars’-worth of weapons left behind, Americans and allies alike stranded behind enemy lines to be tortured and beheaded by a mob of psychopaths, and that’s it? A measly, ‘Ooops, sorry?’ You got to do better than that.”

“And we will, trust me. In the future we will refuse to count any votes that we suspect are gotten by fraudulent means.”

“Like any vote for Biden-Harris.”

“Yes, like any vote for Biden-Harris, two of the most unqualified people on the planet by any standard.”

“Name one. Name one standard.”

“I’ll give you a partial list: honesty, integrity, morally, fairness, uprightness, piety, allegiance, trust…”

“Okay; we get the picture. Go on.”

“Well, I was just going to say that this California voting by mail-in ballot isn’t going to pass the smell test or any other test that anyone could ever devise to insure that each and every ballot was cast honestly.”


“Well, if we think that each and every vote wasn’t on the up-and-up, well, then, whatever votes they may cast into the Electoral College total will not be accepted and, therefore, counted.”

“Too bad you didn’t have your act together last election, when Mike Pence caved and became the biggest and most notorious Judas since Judas.”

“Yes, that is true and, like I said, we’re sorry for the, well, for the destruction of the greatest country in the world, unless, of course, we can decertify the whole Electoral College votes, but we’ll see.”

“And what do you think we’ll see?”

“We’ll see by the military ordered to go house-to-house to confiscate weapons, and not just guns: bows and arrows, crossbows, black powder muzzle loaders, antiques, bullhorns, TRUMP campaign signs and so on. You get the drift.”

“Indeed we do. So once our vote goes, so too the country. Not going to certify California votes, eh? Bet that’ll go to the Supreme Court, and who knows what will happen?”

“Unfortunately, that is true. Once upon a time we could rely on our highest court to do the right thing, but nowadays, who knows?”

“So true. Well, I think you’re on to something: if you suspect fraud, don’t count the votes. Sounds easy, doesn’t it? It sure is a lot easier to go through life honest than not, which is why the Dems want to be dishonest, isn’t it? They want everybody to wallow in the cesspool of thought that they made for themselves, suffering from ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome,’ Repatriations Socialism, Black Caucus, Communism, BLM and all the other loser groups, ideas and individuals who don’t have the common sense to realize that once the Constitution is gone, so goes law and order, so goes our country, which will be counted as a failed Third-World Cesspool such as China, Afghanistan, Cuba, Venezuela and all the other landfills of the world. And pay attention: what is happening in Australia could soon be happening here.

“Thank you for watching or reading “Pulse.’ And now is the time when I wish each and every one of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[Remember that the key to keeping our Republic is keeping our guns.]

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Roving Reporter

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