by Roving Reporter, ©2021 

(Dec. 15, 2021) — “Please Mr. Postman” (2:27)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We received a call from Madam Shylock, who relayed a message from Henry who said that Zyklon’s report on the ‘State of Earth’ is ready to be published, so here goes:

Greetings, Earthlings:

You are out-of-control marbles in the bag. Allow me to explain: think of yourselves as a ‘stimulus reactionary device’ and you’ll get the picture. You live on a ball that floats in space. It is very complicated, and even though I have many answers, I do not have the answer as to the ‘how’ or the ‘why’ of it all. The best I can come up with is, ‘It’s here: deal with it.’

What I have done is to lay the map of your planet on this table, which is flat as a demonstration device.  The earth is not flat, for if it were, cats would’ve pushed everything off eons ago. Now, as you can see, I have bags of marbles on the outlines of your various countries. As snowflakes, each marble is different, and if you were to roll one it would travel in a relatively straight line, while some other marbles wobble and some others go off at an acute tangent.

Notice that some of these marble bags are overflowing, which means that the ability of that country to house and feed its population doesn’t exist. And notice that some of these bags stretch over the lines of other countries, and we call that ‘invasion.’ Some of these stretched bags are thin and long, like this one from Afghanistan to the southern border of the United States.

I’m sure you noticed that each bag is of a different color or a specific group of colors. If we did a quick timeline of the USA, it starts off as red, white and blue. But see, today, it is not as it used to be. It is a muddy brownish-green now and getting darker as I speak.

Each country has a heritage that it can point to as proof of survival. The longer the better for many reasons, usually luck, as in the case of many European countries. However, ever since the birth of the ‘European Union,’ the demarcation of independent and separate countries has weakened people’s ability to withstand biological and other calamities, notwithstanding the value of their currency, many of which were backed by gold or silver. Having succumbed to fiat money (that has no physical worth), their once-prosperous and enviable monetary systems has collapsed, thanks again to the EU.

The United States is just as guilty as any other country in allowing its money to become as virtually worthless as a politician’s empty promise. We barter with money only until one person says, “Keep your worthless money; give me you cow instead.”

If all the marbles in a particular bag, day in and day out, hear the same old propaganda, guess what? You got it; that’s what they’ll believe. What if the Fake News were turned off; what then? What if the truth were told to the people of the USA? Would they continue to revere Hillary and Pelosi, or would they rise up and tar-and-feather them?

Getting back to reaction devices, or life forms, it is very easy to manipulate people into a frenzy that they are unable to control. It would be a miracle if everyone would be in frenzy over the Golden Rule, but that’s not going to happen, is it? We have to be pragmatic if we are to make inroads on the insanity that affects many Americans. Those who suffered from the ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ are likely to get The Jab; those who cried when Hillary lost are likely to wear masks; and those who crave a sense of belonging will embrace Socialism/Communism with open arms and hearts, even to the point of knowing that concentration camps exist. Is it scary? You bet. Are we to be concerned? Goes without saying.

Which brings us to the conclusion of my report of your world: you have been infested with Fake News – there was no insurrection — and my suggestion to you is to turn off  the Fake News or suffer the consequences.

My report to you should have been a ‘hands-off’ approach, but let me tell you something: freedom is a rare commodity in this universe: if you have it, keep it; if you treasure it, get it. Wish you well.

Zyklon the Great, Ruler of the Universe.”

“And that’s the end of the accord. We’ll be right back.”

O Come All Ye Faithful” (4:00)

“And we’re back with Miss Judy Belinda, a retired secretary for the county. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. What did you do for the county, Miss Belinda?”

“I was a secretary for one of the commissioners.”

“So, that’s a pretty important job, being in the center of power, privy to all sorts of information. Give us a hint of responsibilities.”

“Well, I paid the storage bill every month; you know, we had to store all those cases of booze that the commissioner received every Christmas.”

“Yes, but could you please tell us what we talked about on the phone yesterday?”

“You mean the part about not convicting the guilty?”

“Yes, that part.”

“Well, we all know that the United States is the drug capital of the world, and if wasn’t for our insatiable appetite for illegal drugs, there wouldn’t be any cartels or China making billions off our people who take the readily available drugs. The equation is simple: more drugs equals more police equals more money to the police. The Deep State wants more police because, once they trash the Constitution, they’ll have the GESTAPO in place to confiscate all of our guns. The commissioners know that, I know that, we know that, everyone knows that, yet it continues unabashedly to its inevitable conclusion: a Totalitarian regime; in other words, a Fascist State that will, no doubt, morph into a North Korean/Venezuela Communist State.”

“And they know this, so is that the root reason why criminals aren’t removed from the playing field?”

“Yes, like ‘life’ doesn’t mean life in prison, now, does it? ‘Life’ means a few years and then get let out and do it all over again, or just send them back over the border so they can come back and ruin another American family. Happens every day, and it’s happening more and more every day. Get used to it: the cops like the bad guys; gives them something to do.”

“That sounds rather crass.”

“Crass or not, it’s the truth. Want to get rid of the cops, don’t do the crime. Like this BLM joke: don’t do the crime; don’t get drunk and beat your girlfriend; don’t rob the liquor store. Hello, anybody listening? No, nobody listens; all people want to do nowadays is play the victim card, or the race card, or the whining card. Those calls I put on hold; one call has been on hold for over three months; how about that? The caller hasn’t hung up and neither have I.”

“So what you said makes sense; anything we can do?”

“Do? Get rid of the Dems and the RINOs, to start; appoint people in the Administration who know what the heck they’re doing, for another. I’ll cite two for you: the Federal Reserve and the Department of Defense need people with at least an ounce of brains.”

“Well, thank you for being on the show; I’m sure we learned a lot. And so, at this time, on behalf of Judy, I’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[Little People report: on standby; communication blackout.]

[Shout-out from Professor ‘Trash the masks’ Zorkophsky: do not, under any conceivable circumstances, get The Jab and, while you’re at it, trash the masks. If you think of the hypodermic needle with The Jab as a loaded gun pointed at you, you’re on the correct page.]

[A note to the brain-dead BLM: Your Floyd hero was a bully, a thief and a loser. Had Floyd not died when he did, the likelihood of him dying later that day or sometime really soon is very, very likely by a store owner or a drug dealer. You make yourselves out like dumb bunnies who not know what they say or do, except flush all the inroads that Dr. King made. You want equality? I suggest you join the US Marines.]

[A reminder: the death of our Republic is the failure to deport unwanteds and open borders.] 

Blue Christmas” (2:10)

Roving Reporter

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  1. The solution for illegals:

    Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
    Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
    Keep movin’, movin’, movin’
    Though they’re disapprovin’
    Keep them dogies* movin’
    Rawhide!

    Don’t try to understand ’em
    Just rope and throw and brand ’em
    Soon we’ll be living high and wide.
    My heart’s calculatin’
    My true love will be waitin’
    Be waiting at the end of my ride!

    Move ’em on, head ’em up
    Head ’em up, move ’em on
    Move ’em on, head ’em up
    Rawhide!

    Cut ’em out, ride ’em in
    Ride ’em in, let ’em out
    Cut ’em out, ride ’em in
    Rawhide!
    Rawhide!