by Roving Reporter, ©2021 

(Oct. 19, 2021) — “Forever” (2:18)

UH-1D helicopters in Vietnam, 1966 (Wikimedia Commons, public domain)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Zork, oh, excuse me, Professor Zorkophsky is back hawking his latest new book, ‘Second Chance: All Vets Report for Duty.’ Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. So, a new book.”

“Exciting, isn’t it? Another bestseller in the same month; makes my publisher very happy.”

“And no doubt yourself as well. You’re a Vietnam Veteran; what’s your take on the book?”

“I recommend it, for sure; buy it by all means. Buy a bunch of them and give them for Christmas presents. They’re thirty to the box, so buy a box worth; it’ll be like buying twenty-two and getting eight free; now who does that? Imagine how much fun it would be giving away eight free books.”

“I think I don’t have time to imagine stuff like giving away eight free books; just tell us what the book is all about.”

“The book is a calling card to old men who survived a lost war to be called back to duty to fight a real honest-to-goodness war and win this time.”

“What war?”

“The war against the Deep State, that’s what war. The DOJ could’ve saved our country, but Sessions and Barr threw a wrench in the works and did to Trump what Pelosi, McConnell and all the rest of the Dems, RINOs, Fake News and his vice-president, Mike Pence, did: stabbed Trump — and us — in the back.”

“What about AG Garland: will he be any different?”

“Not a chance; just as corrupt and traitorous as the rest of them.”

“So much for the courts. What next?”

“Actually we have a standing army in our country; every one of them took the Oath and are all armed.”

“So what’s missing?”

“Leadership, that’s what. Start to put the word out that each and every illegal immigrant and Muslim is to SELF-DEPORT by 2024, and if any are in our country beyond 2024 they will be stripped of their wealth and sent back to their home country with only the shirt on their back.”

“That actually makes sense, and I take it our Veterans will assist any and all who have a problem with deporting themselves, right?”

“Absolutely, and being armed to the teeth helps with the subtle persuasion; it’s a technique I learned in Vietnam.”

“And it works?”

“Every time. Think of it as deporting ambassadors of democracy, but even if not, we have to care for our country first; we have to make doubly sure that our Constitution remains the law of the land, WHATEVER IT TAKES.”

“That’s it, isn’t it? It’s all about the Constitution.”

“Always has been and, we hope, forever will be. And even if Trump returns to office, there are enough Obots in the government to make his tenure in office problematic, as in failure to deport the illegals and Muslims, even if Trump does close the border. Fact is, the barn door has been left open and all of the horses have bolted and there’s no one around to round them up, so forget it. All I’m saying is that it’s a hopeless exercise, although I hope not. Show me an AG who will have the, well, courage and dedication to follow the Constitution and I’ll buy you a winning LOTTO ticket.”

“Sounds all pretty straightforward and simple to me. What about the Veterans: how do they figure in the mix?”

“Old Patriots are better off to die fighting back than waste away not doing anybody any good; get my drift? There’s a lot of bad people out there that nobody would miss; get my drift?”

“Oh, yes, we have a bunch of stupid and greedy people — like Pelosi, Omar and all the rest of the losers within the beltway — who actually should just leave and stop messing it up for us Patriots. And the attack on the schools, this CRT nonsense, is just an excuse to be able to introduce pro-Islamic textbooks. Good show, and we’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Wait, one last thought: what was put wrong can be put right; past mistakes can be remedied; errors in judgment can be rectified; each of those imported can be deported; the only thing written in stone are the words, ‘We the People of the United States…’.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[Last thought: I visited my local shooting range to buy ammo the other day and I looked around to see what they had on sale. I wandered on back to the shooting range where I saw a sign reading, ‘NO HEAD SHOTS.’ As I was checking out I asked the cashier about that sign; I said when I was in Boot Camp we were taught to kill the enemy and a clean head shot was the best way to do it. When you’re in a firefight, you just don’t have time to double-tap everyone you shoot, and the last thing anybody needs is to be knifed or shot in the back from somebody you thought you killed but didn’t. Don’t believe one blasted thing out of Hollywood, is how’d I put it.

So I asked him and he said that they were just doing what they were told to do. Well, then, who told you? I don’t know, sir. Well, then, what do you say I take that sign down and throw it in the trash as I walk out the door; would that be okay? No, sir, it would not. My last words were, ‘I’ll not be back, thank you very much.’ True story.]

[I was watching the news and some idiot commentator said that the ‘time in Afghanistan was not in vain.’ Well, now, if it wasn’t in vain, then what was it, some sort of great success where the ‘Merchants of War’ made obscene profits off of every coffin, prosthetic and session with the psychiatrist? Bottom line: after 20 years we were run out of Dodge and skedaddled so fast we left everything behind, including many of our own to be slaughtered, so, yes, I have to say we lost and it was all in vain, just as Vietnam was.]

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Roving Reporter

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