“AND WE WELCOME THEM INTO OUR COUNTRY…” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Feb. 26, 2017) — “Good evening, you all. Yep, the editor sprung for first-class tickets so we can revisit Madam Shylock in sunny Florida. Hello, I’m your Roving Reporter who will be your host for this evening’s show. As you can see, we’re at the […]
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Bring Back the Draft (RR)
“EVERYBODY HAS THE ABILITY TO CONTRIBUTE” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Feb. 24, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the most-watched news show in its time slot. I’m Roving Reporter and I’ll be your host for this evening’s show. As you can see, we’re back on our favorite corner […]
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Madam Shylock Reveals Left’s Secrets (RR)
A PLATFORM “BASED ON NOTHING” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Feb. 22, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that gets people talking at the water cooler. Hello, I’m Mr. Roving and will be your host for tonight’s show. For our diehard fans, this setting needs no introduction: […]
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Madam Shylock Again (RR)
IS OUR TIME UP? by OPOVV, ©2017 (Feb. 7, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the world of instant communications. As you can see, by the background, I’m in my downtown office and on your split screen is our favorite fortuneteller: Madam Shylock, who is in her emporium in Cassadaga, Florida. “Welcome, […]
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The Future is Clear (RR)
“IT’S NOT NEWS” by OPOVV, ©2017 (Jan. 24, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation,’ the show that just lays it out. We’ve had quite a number of requests to revisit our fortuneteller, so here we are at Madam Shylock’s Crystal Ball Emporium in Cassadaga, Florida. Hello, my name […]
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Let’s Visit Madam Shylock (RR)
“I’LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Dec. 14, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ Glad you could join us. Hello, my name is Roving Reporter and, as you can see, we’re back on the midway at the winter headquarters of a traveling carnival next […]
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The Procrastinators (RR)
“DOING YOUR FAIR SHARE” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Jul. 31, 2015) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see, tonight’s episode is taking place in ‘Madam Shylock’s’ fortune-teller tent, right here on the midway of the carnival that came to town yesterday.” “Psychic!” “What?” “’Fortune-Teller’ is passé, sonny boy. We’re now ‘Psychics.’” “What’s the difference?” […]