by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Sep. 4, 2024) — “The Quiet Man Theme” (2:05)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Once upon a time, to cast a ballot, one had to be male and a landowner. How times have changed. Nowadays, one could be felon, a non-citizen or even an illegal immigrant felon and be allowed to cast a ballot. And if that weren’t bad enough, unqualified candidates have been allowed to run for office, as an example, Barry Soetoro, aka Barrack Hussein Obama and a slew of others. Heck, even the Hyena – that would be Kamala Harris—isn’t a ‘natural born citizen.’ We’ve invited Professor Zorkophsky to put all this chaos in some sort of comprehensive perspective so we can at least get a grip on what’s happening. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you, Mr. Roving, for the in-depth bio of me in your introduction. I’ll lay it out so that even the ‘brain-dead’ audience of ‘The View’ can understand what’s going down. First, the ‘Benghazi Thing’ was a ‘quid pro quo’: we killed Osama bin Laden, so we gave them Ambassador Chris Stevens. The Muslim Obama gave his Muslim friends the weaponry we had in Afghanistan so the Muslims can destroy Israel. Biden-Harris was installed to destroy the USA by allowing 20+ million illegal immigrants into our country, people who have absolutely no respect for our laws or us. Ask any Muslim who we flew out of Afghanistan if they have any plans to ‘assimilate’ into the ‘Mom-Pop-Apple Pie’ way of life if you don’t believe me.
“That’s a good start.”
“I’ve got more. If a farmer decides to go with a different seed company than any other farmer in his county, he is more likely to have an ‘accident.’”
“That’s a good one. I bet RFK knows all about that subject.”
“I’d say. You failed to mention my work with PTSD patients.”
“I just never got around to it. By the way, how is your research going on any ‘cure’ for PTSD?”
“There is no ‘cure.’ All one can hope for is remission. I’ll tell you one thing I’ve learned since I put my shingle up, and that is to never say, ‘Someday, you’ll get over it’ or maybe, ‘You’ll get through this.’”
“No? Then what do you say?”
“If the PTSD sufferer is married or has a ‘significant other,’ he or she must be included in the sessions.”
“And what if they don’t have a ‘significant other?’”
“Never say, ‘You’ll beat the PTSD, the nervousness, the nightmares.’ Never use the pronoun ‘you’; always use the pronoun ‘we’: ‘We’ll get through this together.’”
“I like that. Excuse us, please, while we pause for a short commercial.”
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“And we’re back with our second featured guest, Henry. Welcome to the show.”
“And thank you for the invite and for the in-depth bio.”
“You’re kidding.”
“Of course I’m kidding, I’m kidding as much as the Dems say there’ll be another ‘most honest election ever’ while continuing to block voter ID laws. Look, the fact of the matter is that the Deep State – aka ‘New World Order’ – is in control of the non-educated, the gullibles, easily swayed, the ‘most likely in the audience of The View,’ the stupids; in short, the Dems have been told ‘Orange Man Bad’ and have been infected with TDS – ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ — that your previous guest, Professor Zorkophsky, says is incurable.”
“Did you just say the ‘non-educated’ are Dems? Why, many Dems can at least read and write and, I dare say, do sums.”
“Just because a person has a diploma, degrees and capital letters after their name, it doesn’t make them immune from being stupid, including judges. Here, I’ll give you two examples: Senators Chuck Schumer and Mitch McConnell.”
“Point taken. Are you still campaigning for an administrative job in the Trump [“Trump Won” (3:30)] administration? I heard you want to be in charge of deporting the unwanteds, is that correct?”
“Yes, most assuredly correct. I think the whole world – not just the Jews – have had it with the constant indiscriminate killings, stabbings, rapes and torture that seems to have no end. A ‘ceasefire’ is Islamic-speak for ‘rearming’; ‘negotiating’ is Islamic for ‘rearming’; and ‘peace talks’ is also Islamic for ‘rearming.’”
“I see a pattern emerging.”
“And you’d be right. A promise is a lie, a handshake a stab in the back, and we all know what a ‘Trust me’ is. Back in 2012 there was this one presidential candidate whose platform consisted of ridding the United States of all Muslims, then going to Canada and doing the same. And then he said he’d go off to Norway and Sweden and do the same for them, then down through all of Europe and the United Kingdom removing every Muslim.”
“How was he going to do that?”
“By using the military, that’s how. With force, the same force the enemy, Muslims, are using against Western Civilization.”
“What about India and Japan?”
“They said they’d do the same — use their military — to save themselves from the never- ending nightmare of Islam, plain and simple.”
“Can’t trust them, the Muslims, can we?”
“Well, we’ve given them over 1,400 years of getting it right, so we figure enough is enough. Return the hostages or we’ll do to you exactly what you are planning to do to us. And in the meantime, we tell the rest of the Muslims of the world to pack their bags because one way or another, it’s over. No more of your immature child-like behavior having tantrums and killing people, riding scooters to massacres. No more.”
“How do you propose to do that, really, now?”
“Use our military, every part of it, to fight the spread of Islam.”
“What about countries that maybe don’t want the United States military escorting their Muslims out of their country; what then?”
“Too bad. We go in, do whatever it takes, and leave. And we give the Muslims one chance; after that the talking is over. No ‘ceasefires,’ no ‘negotiations,’ and no ‘peace talks.’ Just pack your bags and move. No choice, appeals, and no excuses; we’ve heard them all and it always ends in a lie. It’s over for them. The world has had it. Oct.7 was the last straw. No more talks. We’re not going to be taken advantage of ever again.”
“Well, Henry, you certainly have our support. I hope Trump appoints you to do the job, no two ways about it. Good luck, to us and to Western Civilization as well.
“And will you just look at the time? This is your Roving Reporter, along with Henry and Zork, wishing all of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Madam Shylock sent some worms over, Henry. Let’s grab a burger, Zork: my treat.”
[On this day, 61 years ago, Professor Zorkophsky took the Oath when he volunteered to serve in the United States Navy.]
[Remember to keep the illegally incarcerated Jan. Sixers [“Justice for All” (2:24)] in our prayers.]
“Last Night” (2:44)
Roving Reporter