by Roving Reporter, ©2021 

(Nov. 28, 2021) — “Battle Hymn of the Republic” (2:22)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,‘ the place to hear it here first. Today’s guest is Frank Wells, a Political Science professor at Florida Atlantic University, a stone’s throw from Madam Shylock‘s Fortune-Telling Emporium. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. By the way, have you ever visited Madam Shylock?”

“Yes, matter of fact I have. I was up there last weekend attending a birthday party for someone named Henry.’ Never did meet him. I’m telling you, it was strange.”

“Strange in what way?”

“She has this picnic table out in her front yard; we were all seated around and at the head of the table, sitting on a paper plate, was this large frog.”

“That was Henry; the frog is Henry.”

“No way. Well, that’ll explain the gifts.”

“What kind of gifts did Henry get?”

“A box of fresh bait worms, couple rolls of flypaper and a cell phone.”

“I understand that you wrote a book that will be released next week. Please tell us the title and what it’s all about.”

“Be more than glad to; after all, it’s the reason I’m here: to hawk my book. The book is about the Constitution and the price one pays for following illegal orders. Let me say from the start: military personnel who took The Jab are the same who will follow illegal orders, who will arrest a United States citizen, such as Roger Stone, and burn little children to death, as they did in Waco.”

“But they were only following orders.”

“But not the Oath to serve and protect. The president’s number one job is to protect the citizens of the United States and allowing open borders doesn’t do it.”

“No, it doesn’t, not by a long shot. Sounds like grounds for a citizen arrest, from Biden-Harris, Pelosi and all the others who hate America. If they like Communism, send them all to Cuba or China or Russia, but even in those countries they don’t like slackers.”

“Yes, that’s true everywhere except here in America, where you get paid not to work. So, what’s our biggest enemy?”

“That’s an easy one: the Fake News for not informing people what’s going on, or else passing along wrong, or fake, information because it sure isn’t news, not after they get through with it.”

“So what’s the solution?”

“Education is the key, starting with this flu insanity. Forget about it. Wash your hands; stay home when you’re sick; like, it’s not complicated. Oh, and stop using COVID as an excuse or a cover-up for anything, starting with stupidity and incompetence, something school boards and our government have in spades.”

“Now that is true.”

“You know, our public education system is out of whack, completely out of whack. Why, half the population thinks that New Mexico is part of Mexico; millions want to replace the Constitution with Sharia Law; millions can’t speak English and millions more speak Ebonics. And here’s the kicker: those who got The Jab, I’m sorry to have to say this, and I know I’m wrong but I’ll say it anyway: those who got The Jab can’t be trusted: they’ll be the ones to follow illegal orders, who don’t believe in the Constitution and will sell you out in a heartbeat.”


“Listen: there’s a connection between Trump Derangement Syndrome, the Russian Collusion Hoax and The Jab; there’s a connection between the gullibles and the brainwashed, the ignorant and stupid and The Jab; and there’s a connection between China and the Deep State, the military and the GESTAPO and The Jab.”

“What about money?”

“They want to eliminate the middle class by skipping the trappings of Socialism and going straight to Communism. They want to instill draconian dictates to achieve a Totalitarian State, and the first order of business is to require everyone on the planet to carry an ID card that will list everything about them, even what books they’ve read or what programs they watched.”


“Why? Because small-minded people fear the future, that’s why. Small minds fear change and, for whatever reason, fear the truth. The members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff are traitors: the truth; Biden-Harris are traitors: the truth; Pelosi and McConnell are traitors: the truth; social distancing is a lie: the truth; COVID-19 is a Chinese biological warfare weapon: the truth.”

“Any more tidbits of wisdom?”

“We don’t have the will, the brains or the desire to save our country until we face the truth.”

“And what is the truth?”

“The truth lies in the lies of the DAs and the judges, the lies of the cops who follow illegal orders, and the lies of the Fake News. It kind-of reminds me of my ex-wife: a person who I trusted to grow old together until I learned that she cheated on me; then it was all over. Yes, I know that my PTSD didn’t help any, but I never lied to her. And therein lies the key between us citizens and our lying government. Tell me how is it even remotely humanely possible to leave 85 billion dollars’-worth of military hardware behind? End of discussion: Biden-Harris, Pelosi and everyone in our corrupt government has to go, and I don’t really give a hoot if they go quietly or not.”

“I’m sure that most of our listeners will agree with you wholeheartedly, but what can we do?”

“The most important thing the average American can do is to be ready for the storm that may very well be knocking on your doorstep by being armed. Remember this: better to die fighting on your feet than dying helpless on your knees.”

“Well-said. Any last thoughts?”

“One: whether we know it or not, America is in the midst of a Civil War. We win, the Constitution will reign; we loose, welcome to book-burnings and total ignorance, where the horrors of North Korea are visited upon the statue-topplers and the college Socialists, to those who shot themselves in the foot while doing the same to us, we who warned and pleaded for a little bit of sanity in a world gone insane. Trump was our last hope, and to use the same method of conducting elections is a recipe for fraud after fraud. Does anyone want any more Biden-Harrises? I think not, not unless, well, why kick a dead horse?”  

“Good advice, and with that we’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

Marching Through Georgia” (2:20)

Roving Reporter  

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  1. It never occurs to you non-vaxers that people who take the jab, aware of the great successes of vaccines, know it’s the best defense? And, incidentally, it’s generally the maverick US military type who decides to slaughter innocent civilians.

    1. Dear Nabi;
      Even the CDC says the Chinese biological warfare weapon, COVID-19, ‘The Jab’, is not a vaccine but an entirely different elephant (animal, but for some reason, I think that an ‘elephant’ fits you).
      And, just curious, where oh where did you get the idea that an ‘illegal order’ results in anybody getting injured or, in your jargon, ‘slaughtered’?
      You make it pretty darn obvious that you are not a Veteran, at least not one of the militaries of the United States.
      And, yes, everyone is aware of the Smallpox and Polio vaccines, but ‘The Jab’ is not one of those.
      And the best defense? The human brain that can think unhindered by a Joeseph Goebbels type propaganda, that’s what, something you need to work on. Good luck to you.
      Roving Reporter

    2. It never occurs to you vaxers that non-vaxers, aware of the historic death-rate attributed to COVID vac’s, know better than you what’s best for themselves? And, could you please do everyone here a favor and cite the maverick US military types who have decided to slaughter innocent civilians? Thank you so much.

    3. The Jab is killing people….LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE DIED OR HAD PERMANENT INJURIES…….69 sport figures have collapsed and or died on the field in the last 30 days…