by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2025
(Dec. 30, 2025) — “Baby Blue” (2:29)
Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky went off to a war and came back nuts. He went to the VA for help where they made him even more nuts by feeding him pills. He went to college on the G.I. Bill and became a full-fledged psychiatrist treating combat-related PTSD patients at the VA for which he was subsequently fired for refusing to push ‘downer pills.’ Since then, he has become a well-known author of psychiatry textbooks for the layman shrink, a producer of Hollywood movies, and a well-respected contributor to the popular television program, ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the most-viewed information program in its time slot.
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. With Henry’s untimely demise, ‘Pulse,’ for all intents and purposes, has ceased to exist. I have asked the powers that be to have a last say and they so graciously acquiesced. What I’m about to say has no bearing on the program, the management, or its contributors.
“Believing it was my patriotic duty, I volunteered to serve in the United States military and, after six years, received an Honorable Discharge. During my enlistment, I witnessed young American soldiers sacrificed to the Military Industrial Complex god, I saw waste of taxpayers’ money on a grand scale, and I personally tried to warn the powers that be if we were to turn tail and run there would be a bloodbath of unprecedented proportions. We did and there was. The FAKE NEWS covered up the atrocities that we, as a country, as a people, were responsible for.
“It is now a generation later and I see the same scenario being played over again. Deja vu, anyone? Let me just state a few truths and, if you don’t agree, stop reading any farther and go play make-believe somewhere else; I wouldn’t want you to soil my editorial with your participation.
“First and, I believe, foremost is that Islam is not a religion, but a Death Cult, and they will not change their stripes for any reason, threats or inducements whatsoever. Their sole goal, their reason for being, is to kill Christians, Jews and all other nonbelievers.
“Second, if we don’t remove the Muslims from any proximity to us, they will end our way of life using our laws to do us in. They must be deported. There is no such thing as an American Muslim. An American believes in the Constitution; a Muslim believes in his Sharia Law, and it is an impossibility for the two to rule congruently.
“But we’re not deporting the Muslims even though we know the only reason they’re here is to steal from us, kill us and to make the USA another Islamic cesspool. We have stupid people saying we can’t deport U.S. citizens who are Muslim.
“And then we have Tina Peters, an innocent woman who is unfairly incarcerated and the United States government can’t free her and jail those who put her there.
“Ever since Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, became president our country has taken a nosedive. We let district attorneys railroad the innocent, we allow judges to rule beyond their scope, and we allow lawbreakers to walk. There are no punishments, there is no accountability; in short, we have lost our way.
“We are so far gone that we think lower gas prices are more important than executing child molesters. We allow the FAKE NEWS to lie to us. We are not deporting the Muslims, and because we refuse to lift a finger to save ourselves, I say to the next person who says, ‘Thank you for your service,’ don’t.
“Goodbye, America. Happy New Year.”
“Goodnight My Love” (3:04)