by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Jul. 29, 2024) — “In the Navy” (3:55)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As long as we have enablers to support the actions of insane people, nothing will change. Take the United Nations, for example. It’s no wonder the UN is referred to as the ‘Muslim Admiration Society.’ As long as there are people raised – indoctrinated – in a particular way of thinking, nothing will change. To think that a Muslim will welcome anyone other than a Muslim living next door in peace and tranquility is absurd. Their behavior will never change, and until that simple fact is understood, more October 7s will befall and more rockets rain down to murder the Innocents. There are but two ways to live in peace: eliminate destructive behavior by reason or be forced to use a bullet. With us to sort it all out is our featured guest, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for inviting me to be on your most popular show, also for the comprehensive introduction. Your opening was just about what I would say, except to add that the negotiating part has long expired, 1,400 years ago. I think raining Bunker Busters on them is the only way we’re ever going to have peace.”
“Sounds rather extreme.”
“On the contrary, Christians are murdered every week in Africa; not Jews, but Christians. Islam is the cult of death and there’s no end to it. Jews are not the ones to cross any borders to murder Muslims and Christians; remember that. And remember this: ignorance is the refuge of the stupids; always has been.”
“I suppose that’s true.”
“With all the humanitarian aid sent to Gaza, it should be the most wonderful place on earth, and it would’ve been if the money was spent on libraries, schools, hospitals, and research centers instead of weapons. Schools in which to teach men and women about biology and science. Research in farming and husbandry with none of this irrational fear against dogs and pork.”
“They are against bacon.”
“So, they never had a filet mignon wrapped in bacon or a relationship with ‘man’s best friend.’”
“I’m hungry; know of any good restaurants nearby?”
“Step into my kitchen and let’s see what we have. I think we better sign off.”
“I’d like to say a little more. As far as the Muslims’ view and treatment of the Jews, Christians, Hindus and everyone else, nothing will change one iota unless they stop their irrational behavior or leave the playing field for good. The people of the world have tried their best to work with the Muslims, to bring them into the fold of humanity, but Muslims don’t want any part of the ‘Golden Rule.’ Being kind and accommodating is not in Muslims’ nature, but torture and murder are. Look at how they teach their little kids if you don’t believe me. Suffice it to say, we’ve no other choice if we want to live in a peaceful world: eliminate the chaos. They have drones and rockets, and soon to have nukes. What, we’re supposed to wait around for the other shoe to drop?”
“I hope not.”
“Thank you for having me on your popular show, Roving.”
“Don’t mention it, Professor. Goodnight, folks, and thanks for watching, or reading, whatever the case may be.
“Good show. Let’s eat.”
[We here at ‘Pulse’ implore the IDF to release the October 7th tapes to show how Muslims really act, what the world is up against. Let the images be an eye-opener of what, and who, our enemy is.]
[We support Trump all the way. We know that Kamala ‘Hyena’ Harris will be the death knoll for the USA if the 2024 election is stolen as the 2020 election was. Harris says she’s for democracy, but if that’s true, how come she doesn’t demand that the Jan. Sixers [“Justice for All” (2:24)] aren’t released? Also, why hasn’t she castigated the Jan. 6 Committee by declaring it unconstitutional? What about Laken Riley? Inflation? Fentanyl? Human trafficking? Child molestations? Rapes? Murders? Kamala Harris is just too darn stupid for words, and to have her even considered a candidate for anything is an extreme embarrassment to America on the world stage. We should all be ashamed of ourselves to have allowed Harris to represent us in any fashion except that of some two-bit, broken-down carnival circus clown, the kind little kids throw peanuts at, because that’s all she’s good for. Harris is an embarrassment because she’s just too darn stupid for words; that’s all there is to it.]
[Bishop Dunkin’s prayer for us all: ‘Dear Lord, please give Kamala Harris the brains to go away and leave us alone. In this we give eternal thanks. Amen.]
“Maggie May” (4:25)
Roving Reporter