From the Majority to the Minority in 10 Short Years (RR)

by Roving Reporter, ©2023

(Sep. 1, 2023) — “Justice for All” (2:24)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. He pushes a chalkboard on wheels and always berates me for ‘being out of uniform,’ but we’re always glad to welcome him to the show, and who could it be but our favorite General. Welcome aboard, Sir.”

“For sure, and what a truly memorable and delightful introduction. For that I won’t mention that you’re out of uniform and look like one of those civilians.”

“Fair enough, General. What’s the graph mean you’ve got drawn on your chalkboard?”

“I’m surprised you noticed, being a civilian and all. Your shoes could use some wax. This graph represents our increased danger since the stolen 2020 election. See this line, the one in green? Those are the years Trump [‘I Won’t Back Down‘ (3:22)] was our Commander-in-Chief. And then on Jan. 20, 2021, it goes down.”

“Pretty much straight down, I’d say.”

“And you would be saying right. Our military is in shambles. Two proofs: we left behind weapons and perfectly good operating military hardware when we ran out of Afghanistan, and the second proof is we can’t protect our southern border, either by design or not. The fact of the matter is our enemies are crossing our southern border without firing a shot; we’re being invaded and we don’t even fight back; and we’re the laughingstock of the world because of it.”

“I’m sure there’s more.”

“Yes, there’s more. We have totally incompetent judges, such as Judge Tanya Chutkan of Washington, DC, who is a few cans short of a six-pack. I mean, how hard is it to follow the Constitution? Of course, if you’re a brain-dead Socialist, all bets are off.”

“Affirmative Action striking again. Let’s take a short commercial break.”

“Lighting Striking Again” (3:02)

“And we’re back with ‘He who pushes the chalkboard on wheels.’ What, may I ask, was your specialty?”

“My specialty? Why, kill the enemy; what did you think it was?”

“Were you around when Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, red-tagged the officers who were doing a good job overseas?”

“You mean to say they were kicked out of the military for killing the enemy. Why don’t you call a spade a spade; cat get your tongue? No, I left before Obama, thank my lucky stars.”

“What do you think is going to happen?”

“Look, I really like your show, ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot, but if I spoke the truth, you’d lose viewers for sure.”

“I think our viewers could take the truth.”

“Okay, let’s see what happens. It’s not only us, but all Western civilization, including Sweden, Germany, England; heck, the United Kingdom, Italy, and Spain are gone with Canada and the USA a close second. You not only let them in, but you also BRING them in. I mean, how stupid is our government, anyway? We have young men and women who fought them overseas and we welcome the very people they were fighting into our country and give them food and lodging and spending money. We even let Muslim husbands have multiple wives, so they get Welfare checks of over $10,000 a month. No wonder our Veterans are doing themselves in. And, get this, the cops and the FBI hate Veterans, and you want to know why?”

“Yes, I do. Why?”

“Because the Veterans did it, the real thing, and the cops didn’t, that’s why.”

“But not all cops are bad.”

“Look, sonny boy, you’re talking to a General of the United States Army; don’t give me any of your ‘smell the flowers’ talk,’ okay? Get real for once. Go talk to Henry; he feels the same as I do, even more so. He’d make a darn good Secretary of Defense if you ask me.”

“Getting back to the subject at hand.”

“Which was?”

“Our country’s decline.”

“Right, bad judges. They’d sentence themselves to life had they an ounce of integrity. Now all they’re doing is incarcerating those who will incarcerate them if Trump wins.”

“What do you think his chances are?”

“The dumbest people in the universe are in Washington, DC, and that’s a documented and proven fact. Couple that with the same crooked election officials of 2020 and Trump doesn’t stand a chance, especially with judges as plainly and clearly as stupid as Judge Tanya Chutkan. I mean, what gives? Is that the best our country can do? because if it is, forget it; might as well surrender without firing a shot.”

“And speaking of weapons, how is your campaign going — what do you call it, ‘A Gun in Every Purse’?”

“Yes, you got it, a “Gun in Every Purse.’ Going really good; revolver sales are through the roof since Biden took over. As soon as Bill Barr said he ‘didn’t see anything’ – he didn’t see the boxes of votes being pulled out from under those tables; everyone else around the world saw it, but Bill Barr didn’t – I put all my money in small arms manufacturers’ stock because I knew we were going downhill, and I was right. Wish I wasn’t.”

“Right. Do you think the American people are finally waking up to the corruption of the Obama administration? That there was never any ‘Russian Collusion?’ That the Left-Wing media are as corrupt as the Biden Syndicate?”

“Slowly but not nearly fast enough. They’ve no idea how many Christians are murdered daily by Muslims in Africa, how many rapes in India, stabbings in Germany, and bombs everywhere. No idea that what has been happening in Africa and England is going to happen here, no question about it. Ignorance will more than likely do us in. We shouldn’t leave any debt to succeeding generations. A professor in one of the business courses I took stressed that debt is ‘a good thing’; it made for ‘correct bookkeeping’; I kid you not. No wonder our country is going down the tubes.”

“What’s to be done?”

“I say face up to the mistakes of the past and deal with them appropriately, such as deport the Muslims, the illegal immigrants, and let’s not forget the Chinese ‘students.’ Gotta start somewhere and I’d say that would be a good start, besides the obvious: Trump doing in the Deep State, cashiering each and every inept judge who, even though each took the Oath to defend the Constitution, failed miserably. We Patriots have gone from the majority to becoming (almost) extinct in the USA.”

“Well, General, we couldn’t agree with you any more than we already do, I’m proud to say. And so, this is your Roving Reporter along with our favorite General, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

“Trump Won” (3:30)

Roving Reporter