by Roving Reporter, ©2021 

(Dec. 24, 2021) — “Deck the Hall” (1:31)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Just a few minutes ago, our favorite General barged into the office and said, ‘Tell your other guests to go home; do I ever have a scoop for you.’ Okay, General, I see you brought your chalkboard on wheels with you and a pouch full of different colored chalk, so I guess it must be pretty important. But before we find out whatever it is you have for us, welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot. Okay, General, what have you got for us?”

“A scoop, but first I have to tell you you’re out of uniform. What are those, jeans?”

“Let’s call them ‘dungarees.’”

“Let’s not: flag officers do not wear dungarees, and where’s your cover?”

“My hat, sir? Navy goes uncovered whenever they are indoors.”

“The Army has more sense; what about pigeons in the overhead? That proves the Army is more prepared than the Navy. Enough of this meaningless chitchat; let me tell you what I heard on my shortwave set this morning.”

“You’re drawing a radio message on your chalkboard?”

“See these lines? They’re red, just like China, and I’ll tell you the secret plan. By the way, I think I’ll demote you.”

“Forget demoting; what’s the dastardly plan the Chinese are cooking?”

“You won’t be so cavalier about it after I tell you.”

“I’m already contrite.”

“Very well, you’re back to Colonel; get the proper uniform.”

The grade of “Colonel” in the U.S. Army is an “O-6” and just below that of brigadier general

“But I’m out; I served my time: Honorable Discharge, Good Conduct.”

“Nonsense, a person’s Oath never expires. Next time I see you, I want to see creases that can cut butter; do I make myself clear, soldier?”

“Yes, sir, very clear. What did the General hear?”

“That’s better. About time someone showed a little respect around here. The Chinese are coming.”

“Okay, the Chinese are coming. Was there anything else to the message?”

“Matter of fact there was: the unvaxxed are to report to ‘UNVAXXED CAMPS.’ Now listen up: they want the unvaxxed because it is the unvaxxed that they will harvest their organs from. Those who got The Jab are infected and who wants to receive an infected heart, or liver, or eyes? Anyone over 40 they’ll put out to pasture, literally.”

“Really?”

“As real as you are now a Colonel in good standing in this man’s army.”

“But this is shocking news. And Biden knows this?”

“Are you kidding? That nitwit doesn’t know beans, and neither does that three-time loser Harris know, or Pelosi, for that matter. They’re being used, and the Chinese give them green pieces of paper that we call money and everyone is very happy; that is, all but the American people.”

Rep. Nancy Pelosi with Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao during a trip to China in 2009, Wikipedia, CC by SA 2.0

“So it’s to be ‘organ donor transplant camps’ for us?”

“I’m too old so they’ll put me out to pasture.”

“When?”

“Sooner than you think. Are you armed? Better to go down fighting; that’s what I say.”

“Sir, I’d be proud to follow that order.”

“That’s why I made you a Colonel, son.”

“Thank you for the heads-up, General, and so, on behalf of the General, this is your Roving Reporter (RR) wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“FEMA camps for donors, ‘Body Parts Junkyard,’ that’s ripe. Burger time: my treat.”

[Little People report: all we know is that they moved.]

[Remember, a ‘refugee/migrant’ is, in truth, nothing more than a criminal-illegal-invader who has no respect for the law of the country they are attacking, with bad intent, and even worse results.]

[A mandate is NOT a law.]

The Holly and the Ivy” (3:15)

Roving Reporter

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