by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021

(Apr. 4, 2021) — “Take My Hand, Precious Lord” (4:03)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re going to try something new – never been done before – which will require each of you to participate, whether you want to or not, because the mere fact that you’re here just got your ticket punched. And that’s the sequitur for our featured guest, none other than our very own fortuneteller, Madam Shylock. So, please, tell us what you have in store for us tonight, Madam Shylock?”

“It’ll be a group effort; I mean, everyone watching and even reading the transcript of the show will be part of the experiment, which I hope will render a positive result.”

“And what do you expect this ‘positive result” will be?”

“Expect a number of things happening, starting with the fallacy of Biden ever getting any brains, integrity or a smidgen of honesty. Forget this notion of the bad guys getting religion and turning a new leaf.”

Phone rings.

“Excuse me, Madam Shylock, but our hotline is ringing.”

“You mean your cell phone.”

“Hello, Zork here and we’re in the middle of a broadcast. Oh, it’s you. Let me put you on speakerphone.”

“I didn’t mean to bother you, but I heard my name so I just thought I’d give you a buzz.”

“I think you misunderstood what Madam Shylock was saying; she was referring to a real leaf turning over, as in ‘starting over from scratch’ and wasn’t saying your name, Chief New Leaf. By the way, that was sure one quick phone call.”

“I was calling anyway to remind you that dandelion season is upon us, and you know what that means.”

“Oh, yes, thanks for reminding me. Ladies and gentlemen, and Madam Shylock, it’s that time of year when our hit movie, The Dandelion War, will be – listen to this – on television for the first time, that’s since all the movie theaters have been closed by the government. I’ll call you after the broadcast, Chief. You have a question, Madam Shylock? Please excuse us while we take a break.”

Acoustic Blues Jam in E” (2:05)

“And we’re back. Now to your question.”

“You said, ‘closed by the government,’ but why?”

“Maybe I should’ve said, ‘controlled by the government.’ You see, that Chinese virus (that the Chinese let loose) was supposed to be a lot deadlier, but it wasn’t. They wanted to upset the election, so the Deep State ramped it up as much as they could.”

“Yes, they lied and that’s why they pushed ‘mail-in voting.’ And it worked.”

“Worked so good they kicked Trump out of Washington, so Pelosi, Schumer and all the others can drain our treasury for their own selfish gains*.”

“You mean it’s nothing more than money?”

“Money equals power; just take a close look at our worthless military, the embarrassment of the world**. All I’ve got to say is that if I were on active duty, I’d arrest Biden and throw him in a cage down in Gitmo, and that’s the truth.”

“Now how would you do that?”

“Easy, especially since everyone knows that the election was a total fraud. Look, I’ll translate it for you. Fraud means ‘not true’; a lie; fake; Biden didn’t win, understand? Which means Trump won by every other metric, including more legitimate votes.”

“So what to do?”

“Oust the intruders and everyone who voted for Trump’s impeachment, including the Joint Chiefs of Staff who sat on their duffs while the Deep State took control of the government, not to mention Soros. Fire the cops who follow illegal orders: cancel their pensions and every pension for every Biden-Harris/Deep Stater, bureaucrat and anybody else in our country who doesn’t support the Constitution 100%.”

“Perhaps a little extreme?”

“At the cost of our Republic? I don’t think so: either we fight back or we’re lost forever, and keeping Biden-Harris in power is the absolute worsT thing that we could possible tolerate; they didn’t earn it and they don’t deserve to keep it. Give me a company of American fighting men who took the Oath and believe in the Constitution: having Biden-Harris as imposters in power needs to be addressed ASAP.”

“I agree wholeheartedly.”

“One last mention of how utterly devastating Biden is for our Republic: the longer Biden is allowed to masquerade as president, thereby destroying Trump’s major accomplishments, such as employment/taking people off of Food Stamps and commonsense foreign policy decisions, the closer we are to having our country relegated into the trash heap of countries that once were.”


“That is sad, isn’t it?”

“Yes, Professor Zorkophsky, it certainly is, but if all of our viewers and readers alike will think how much better off our country will be once Biden-Harris, Pelosi and all the other anti-Constitutionalists are exposed and thrown out, preferably tarred and feathered, the better off not only we will be, but our allies as well.

“Thank you for being on the show with us, Madam Shylock, and you’re welcome back anytime. Just remember to call me ‘Zork’ next time because I feel it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere. And so it’s that time when we wish you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[*selfish gains: it’s the same mindset as Affirmative Action: don’t make the people smarter, just lower the standards; say you’ll help the poor on the one hand and steal from them with the other. Thanks, Biden-Harris, Romney, Pelosi and all the others on the anti-Trump bandwagon; on the take; supporters of the cost overruns of the Pentagon and their contractors.]

[**embarrassment of the world: come on now, women on Navy ships or in infantry? I’m not saying they can’t do it; all I’m saying is that combat is dangerous enough without adding possible distractions, for whatever reason. As George Patton said, ‘The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.’]

[Note: If any of you have been paying attention, our military is sliding downhill, really quickly, with only one possible outcome: to do the bidding of a dictator and follow illegal orders. I believe it’s all about the Constitution, always has been and always will be; nothing more and certainly nothing less. What we’re seeing, with Biden-Harris, is less.]

[Update on the Mayor and the Little People: timetable close enough to be considered on-time, give or take a day or two.]

Remember Then” (2:09)

Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky  

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  1. Biden was the phony Vice-President to a phony President named Obama. Pelosi is complicit with Obama’s usurpation of the Presidency by fraud, during time of war. Biden is also complicit. Now Biden has his own phony VP named Kamala Harris. The UCMJ makes it a federal crime to gain access to the nation’s secrets without lawful authority. During time of war (we are fighting in Afghanistan) the crime becomes espionage and is punishable by death. Biden, Pelosi,Obama and Harris are all guilty of Treason under 18USC and Espionage under 10USC , 903.103- Spies.