by Madam Shylock, ©2021
(Jan. 4, 2021) — “Tarantella Napoletana – Italian Mandolin” (3:45)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Zork, I mean Professor Zorkophsky, asked me to host the show today and I happily agreed; always glad to help out. Call it coincidence, but Chief New Leaf just pulled up in his RV so let’s go out and greet him. Hey, Chief, what’s up?”
“How. You have a nice pond to look at from your front porch as the sun sets. Which pad is Henry’s?”
“Third from the left, just next to that sunbathing turtle.”
“Turtles sunbathe? They work on a tan? Interesting. Look, I’ve got a few questions about what’s happening from a bookie’s point of view.”
“Don’t bet on Biden.”
“We were offering a million to one.”
“Safe; make it a billion. Take the money from the stupid.”
“Will do; consider it done. Got time for a few more questions?”
“Aren’t you forgetting something?”
“Like what?”
“What, you blind? Can’t you see this tin cup that I’m holding? Can’t you hear the jingling of the coins? It’s my ‘donation’ cup but it doesn’t take coins or checks and nothing less than twenties.”
“Roving mentioned that you were, how shall I say, direct?”
“That’ll do. Let’s go inside and sit at the table where the crystal ball is, shall we? Excuse us while we go in so we’ll break for a commercial at this time.”
“That was nicely done, Madam Shylock.”
“Thank you.”
“Liszt – Liebestraum No. 3” (4:49)
“The lights have been dimmed and the shades pulled, and sitting across the table is none other than Chief New Leaf. Welcome, Chief.”
“Didn’t we already do this: you know, the greetings and payment?”
“Oh, so we have! How thoughtless of me. Here, let me remove the blue velvet cloth covering the crystal ball and get ready for your first question, which is?”
“Okay, we know why some of the politicians, judges, RINO‘s* and bureaucrats support the CCP** , but, for the life of me, I can’t figure out why the regular people would support something that would be detrimental to them: please explain.”
“Now that’s a good one, something that I’ve pondered myself. Let me do some gazing and see what we shall see. I see soup and bread lines; I see millions of Food Stamps, even breaking Obama’s record; I see unemployment sky-high and I see weeds sprouting in parking lots that were once filled by the cars of workers.”
“So what happened?”
“Just as before, when Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, was president: American businesses fleeing to whatever shore had the cheapest labor and to get out from under EPA and OSHA regulations.”
“So unemployment is preferable to, what, a job?”
“The Dems certainly think so. Socialism is the refuge of the scoundrel, of the dishonest lording it over the unlucky. There’s no way you can be an honest person and support systematic theft by the government, like what has happened in Cuba and is happening in Venezuela. The thing is, after there’s nothing left to steal, the most dishonest – those in charge – flee to the French Riviera or Switzerland: lots of American mobsters, Wall Street insiders and corrupt politicians escape there, you know.”
“But that doesn’t answer my question: why would a regular Democrat support policies that will hurt them?”
“Because they don’t know, yet, that it will hurt them. They think that supporting Biden and, by default, the CCP, will, somehow, be beneficial to them and their children. They support Big Brother running the schools; that’s why they don’t want Charter Schools. They want indoctrination on every level, from birth to death. They want unemployment and Food Stamps.”
“And they know this?”
“Of course they don’t know it; they haven’t a clue. In every instance Socialism bodes ill for the unlearned, those who trust their well-being to strangers. Do you think, for one New York minute, that Nancy Pelosi cares about you or, for that matter, anybody except herself and her immediate family? You want proof, just visit San Francisco: slums right there on the sidewalk.”
“And if she actually cared about America?”
“Anyone ever tell you you’re a funny guy, Chief?”
“Just for kicks, look into your crystal ball and tell me what the future will hold if, after Trump takes office for his second term, the Deep State is not destroyed, as in the bad guys locked-up? What are the chances of that ever happening?”
“You mean Hillary Clinton and John Brennan spending at least a day in jail? Terry Lakin being pardoned; Obama’s BIRTH CERTIFICATE exposed as a fake? Is that what you mean?”
“Yes, that’s exactly what I mean.”
“Not really, really good. But I’ll look and tell you what I see if Biden wins. Ever read Franz Kafka? Remember his short story, Metamorphosis? Well, that’s what will happen: some morning the Dems will wake up as giant cockroaches; in Florida they’re called Palmetto Bugs.”
“No way.”
“Please do not interrupt. Everyone who succumbed to Biden and the CCP will wake as a giant bug and that’s all there is to it. It has something to do with the clock mechanism of a human’s DNA and there’s nothing you can do about it.”
“But we’re safe?”
“People who believe in Make America Great Again will continue to live as humans while those who are disarranged will morph into an even more hideous creature than a supporter of BLM, ANTIFA, SPLC and Pelosi combined. The old adage, ‘Be careful what you wish for,’ applies, as in do not wish for Communism. Now I must rest. And so, on behalf of the Chief, this is Madam Shylock wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show, don’t you think? Burger time: my treat.”
[*RINO: Paul Ryan; Mitt Romney, and a slew of others.]
[**CCP: major contributors to the campaign coffers of the traitors of our country.]
“Fortune Teller” (2:41)
Madam Shylock