Category: Roving Reporter (RR)
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The Beginning of the End (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Jun. 27, 2026) — “The gloves are off. No more pretending or beating around the bush. No more innuendos and sly remarks about overturning the government. Now they just come out and say it: the Dems’ goal is to destroy Western Civilization. There, they said it: the official platform of the Democratic Party…
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Shadow People (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Jun. 25, 2026) — “From cooking a candlelit dinner to getting a divorce is the saddest road I’ve ever traveled. Any hurdle before and after is just an irritating hangnail compared to* leaving the woman I loved. My life ended that day. I’m nothing but an empty PTSD shell who was…
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Islam is a Terrorist Organization
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Jun. 24, 2026) — “The DHS and the U.S. Dept. of State haven’t a clue that Muslims are here to trash the Constitution and force SHARIA LAW down our throats. Our government welcomes Muslims by giving them apartments, phones, food stamps and money. It’s beginning to look like our very own government is facilitating our very own demise…
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Where’s the Unconditional Surrender? (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Jun. 21, 2026) — “Last time I looked, there are no negotiations in an unconditional surrender. No ‘Sit down and talk it over.’ No discussions. No meetings. It’s a done deal, or at least it should be a DONE DEAL.” “Ha Ha Ha Ha” (2:34) “And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place…
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9-11: Time to Get with It (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Jun. 19, 2026) — “It was a beautiful fall morning and then the mentally ill murdered thousands of us for absolutely no rational reason whatsoever, and therein lies the demarcation between Western Civilization and Islam. Are we insane, or are they? The planes were designed to land, not fly into buildings.…
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Iran Deal: Trust but Verify (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Jun. 16, 2026) — “Let us pray. Dear Lord, let’s get real. We don’t trust the Muslims one bit, and why would we? Be a darn fool. They’ve lied to Western Civilization every nano-second for the past 1,400 years, and they’re not going to change for a nation of non-believers, that’s…
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A Dog’s Point of View, a One-Act Play (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Jun. 12, 2026) — The curtain rises to the music of Edvard Grieg’s “Morning” (3:57) to an empty stage. When the music reaches the one-minute mark, an actor wearing a dog costume enters from stage left and wanders around the stage, eventually ending up stage right front, where he lies down, gives an…
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Fact: Dems, the Party of the Jihads
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Jun. 10, 2026) — “It’s not rocket science. Obama was a CIA/Deep State plant to destroy the USA. Our government is pro-Muslim. We are in deep, deep do-do.” “Canadian Sunset” (5:32) “And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it…
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Band of Angels (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Jun. 6, 2026) — “Praise the Lord! Amen to each one of us, for sure. Today we are thankful for any tomorrows, again for sure. We are gathered to celebrate the fact we can assemble peacefully while each being armed to the teeth.” “Swing Low Sweet Chariot” (3:09) “Please be seated.…
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Our Government is Our Greatest Enemy (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Jun. 5, 2026) — “Isn’t everything just peachy? ICE is after the illegal invaders but turns a blind eye when it comes to those who want to kill us and destroy the USA. It doesn’t make a lick of sense, and I for one am sick and tired of it. Put…
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Madam Shylock Vents (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (May 29, 2026) — “So, here’s the thing. If you want to determine if a person was, say, from India, what you do is have 100 bags of rice and tell him to load the truck. Now, if a person was from the USA, he’d load it with 20 bags and…
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Simply Put, Any Deal with Iran is No Deal (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (May 25, 2026) — “Doesn’t Trump get it? ANY deal with a Muslim is no deal. ANY agreement with a Muslim country is no agreement. The reason there are Muslims in the first place is to murder every living thing, everywhere and at any time. ‘Kill Jews and Christians’ has been the motto, the Battle Cry,…
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Henry’s Letter to President Trump (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (May 18, 2026) — “We meet up with Henry after his heart valve replacement surgery at Madam Shylock’s front porch in Cassadaga, Florida. Henry is in bed, resting.” “I Love How You Love Me” (2:09) “And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the…
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Put Henry in Charge; I’m Serious (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (May 5, 2026) — “They hide behind the Constitution, but I say those who desire to destroy our Republic need to be dealt with properly, humanely and immediately. Do it my way or suffer the consequences, and my way works 100%, every day, all the time. You contracted TDS and considered yourself incurable. Wrong.…
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Don’t Read this if You Can’t Handle the Truth (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (May 3, 2026) — “We may have had it once upon a time but we sure as heck don’t have it now. The Stupids with TDS have overwhelmed the system to the point that there is no common sense left no matter where you look.” “What Was I Thinkin” (4:27) “And that’s my opening. Good…
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Guard Duty in the NAVY (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (May 1, 2026) — “He had the midwatch. It was a chilly 48 with a stiff breeze from the north and it would’ve been perfect if there were a slight mist. Clouds were rollin’ in blocking out the stars and, lucky him, a light rain begin to fall. He was an hour…
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Couldn’t Make the Grade: A Story of PTSD (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Apr. 29, 2019) — “I was out of control, going downhill faster than a speeding bullet. I was one step away from the final sayonara, so I left, in the middle of the night. No ‘You cheated’ or goodbye. Later, the nightmares ended so I quit the drugs, the smoking and…
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Job Description: People Will Try to Kill You (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Apr. 26, 2026) — As the house lights dim, the curtain opens to “Theme from Shane” (2:53) to a stage set as an office: imposing desk right of center, further right large rubber plant, backdrop is rows of windows overlooking a city skyline; water cooler and coffee machine on table left of center with…
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The End Game (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Apr. 24, 2026) — “They have but one goal: a Caliphate here in the USA. They have but one goal: to kill every non-Muslim in the USA. They have but one goal: replace the Constitution with Sharia Law. They don’t hide the fact; they don’t sugarcoat the fact; all they do is hammer…
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The Democratic Party has Left the Republic (RR)
by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 (Apr. 22, 2026) — “Get real, and don’t let TDS blind you from the truth. The USA is on the precipice of the slippery slope going to nowhere’s-ville, the bottom of the barrel, the place where the only way out is a pine box. Make no mistake about it; the Democratic Party is…