by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Jun. 12, 2026) — The curtain rises to the music of Edvard Grieg’s “Morning” (3:57) to an empty stage. When the music reaches the one-minute mark, an actor wearing a dog costume enters from stage left and wanders around the stage, eventually ending up stage right front, where he lies down, gives an exaggerated yawn and starts to snore. Just as the music ends, the dog awakens, jumps up and runs through an opening in the backdrop.
A group of dirty, bearded young men enters from stage left. Child actors in fly costumes run around the men making buzzing sounds.
Dirty, filthy bearded actor No. 1: “We’re through the outer perimeter of the Be’eri Kibbutz, Israel on Oct. 7, 2023. The rest should be a piece of cake.”
Dirty, filthy bearded actor No. 2: “Let’s film our atrocities so we can live in infamy.”
Dirty, filthy bearded actor No. 3: “Let’s send our moving pictures out live. ‘Dear father, I’m torturing helpless apes and pigs; aren’t you proud of me?”
Phone rings.
“My father writes back, ‘Son, I am proud of you. What a glorious day!”
The filthy, bearded actors walk off stage right as the actor in the dog costume emerges from the hole in the stage backdrop and walks to the center of the stage, front, and addresses the audience.
“The repulsive odor left by those animals will linger for centuries, unfortunately over a thousand years, generation after generation, with nary a blip in their irrational hate generated by blaming others for personal failures, never accepting responsibility for being filthy, bearded slobs who continuously drink from the ‘Fountain of Lies’ that blinds all from rational thought. This irrational non-believer hatred is systematic of a deep underlying disease known as ‘STUPIDITY’ whose only cure is the ‘GOLDEN RULE.’
“Thank you for watching our play, and we hope you learned something from it. Now a direct message to Netanyahu: please do the world a favor and release the footage of Oct. 7 to show how the Muslims really behave when unrestrained by the confines of civilization. This we ask of you in Jesus’s name. Goodnight and A-men.”
The curtain lowers as the music of Mendelssohn’s ‘A Midsummer’s Night Dream’ (3:02) is played.
FINI