by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Jul. 10, 2026) — “Next time the Muslims have a march and chant “DEATH TO AMERICA,” what do you say we drop some cruise missiles on them? As many as it takes, for as long as it takes. Get every one of them. Think about this: How much life on earth would improve if Islam were eradicated, if there were not one crazed Jihadist left on this planet.”
“Merlin” (0: 31)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky is back by popular demand. Seems as if you’re our most popular guest, Zork.”
“Makes me proud to be an American; it really does. Could we play the ‘Star Spangled Banner (2:25)?’ I’ve a lump in my throat the size of Texas; I surely do.”
“What did you think of my opening?”
“I liked it fine, I really did, but what do you say we sweeten the pot a bit by sending in Special Forces to wipe out the poachers in Africa? Put signs up:
“THE ANIMALS HERE SHOOT BACK”
“Now that I like. Give the troops some real-world training while doing a world of good at the same time.”
“My sentiments exactly. And while we’re at it, take out some Muslim encampments. Give the ragheads the same consideration they’ve been giving everyone else for the past 1,400 years. What do you say we dish out the justice they deserve?”
“They’re not all bad.”
“Indeed. How about we pause for a short commercial break?”
“Forever and Ever, Amen” (3:34)
“And we’re back. You were saying?”
“I was saying today’s Veterans know the score, the real score, not the civilian score like my wife: ‘Oh, they’re not all bad.’ Spend a tour over there in ‘(Kitty) Litter land’ and you’ll learn about reality soon enough. They don’t hide their sick ‘honor’ happenings, public canings or, for that matter, beheadings; the more blood spilled the better. They like to strip women to the waist and cane their backs. Screams and blood. Works the audience up to a frenzy; I kid you not. Glazed eyes and frothing at the mouth. Men and women, both.”
“That’s sick.”
“To us it is, but to a Muslim it’s gleeful entertainment over there or in Minneapolis; trust me. We bring them over here but they act as if they’re still over there.”
“And our Veterans see this?”
“See Omar and her ilk on television everyday and they think, ‘What was the point? What did I waste those years of my life for? What was it all about except lining the pockets of the War Machine, the Military Industrial Complex?”
“Let’s have a list of those war profiteers, okay? The politicians who say they care about us. No wonder so many of our Veterans check themselves out. Hard to accept being used as nothing more than cannon fodder.”
“Doesn’t look like our government is going to ever deport even one Muslim, does it?”
“Nope. You’d think at least one of them, Vance or Hegseth, would be on board with the program, but I guess not.”
“Sad.”
“That is correct, while another Veteran checks out. ‘By 2028 we’ll deport Omar.’ It’s all a big joke and the joke’s on us; the audience which swallows the Kool-Aid ‘The View’ pours out every day. Trash the USA, trash Trump, trash our Veterans and the flag and above all, trash our Constitution that would work if our elected representatives were even halfway honest, which they are not.
“So, you say there are some ‘good’ Muslims. Well, you’re wrong, but here’s the thing: you’re betting the lives of my wife and daughter, friends and neighbors, acquaintances and strangers, even your own and mine, on what you think or feel to be correct. So sorry, but not good enough; doesn’t pass muster. Your ‘feeling’ doesn’t match my line drawn in the sand.”
“Okay, what’s this line drawn in the sand all about?”
“The line drawn in the sand is nothing other than the ‘GOLDEN RULE.’ And that’s it. Hook them up to a lie detector test and ask them, ‘Do you believe in the Golden Rule?’ There’s no way Islam could last a day if they accept the Golden Rule. Impossible. To want everyone else dead does not mean they get to exclude themselves. You can’t want all the Jews and Christians dead but no Muslims. You can’t say all Sunni dead but no Shiites. There are no exceptions. Never.”
“While you read this editorial another Vet shot him or herself because our government allowed a Muslim or anyone else to vote by showing no proof of citizenship in our federal election. And what do you say we hang child molesters instead of deporting them? Goodnight.”
“Hello Stranger” (2:43)
Pastor Dunkin