Iran Deal: Trust but Verify (RR)

by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026

(Jun. 16, 2026) — “Let us pray. Dear Lord, let’s get real. We don’t trust the Muslims one bit, and why would we? Be a darn fool. They’ve lied to Western Civilization every nano-second for the past 1,400 years, and they’re not going to change for a nation of non-believers, that’s for sure. Here’s the deal: if they break the treaty what do you say we let Israel send them back to the Stone Age and beyond? In this we pray in the name of our Lord and Savior. Amen.”

“When I Grow too Old To Dream” (4:16)

“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We’re to have a few satellites parked above Iran for the foreseeable future, or the day they come to their senses, which will never happen. To spell it out for us is our most frequent and knowledgeable guest, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome to our most popular information show in its time slot.”

“Hot dog, but it’s always a treat being invited to ‘Pulse.’ Would you like to know why?”

“Okay, I’ll bite. Why?”

“Because my book sale jump, that’s why. I liked your opening about the satellites.”

“Thank you.”

“Did you know that these new spy satellites can tell what you’re thinking? So if a Muslim starts chanting about killing Jews and Christians, the satellite can detect that, inform a drone and target that particular location and before you know it, BANG! A big hole in the ground. End of story. Good riddance.”

“Wow! How’d they do that?”

“They can read brain waves, that’s how. Sounds like science fiction/Twilight Zone stuff, but it’s real; at least that’s what I’ve been told. No more of Muslims falling back on the ‘insanity’ excuse for acting the way they do. No arrests, no trial, no excuses. I think the drones should be sent over to Ireland first. Pretty neat, don’t you think?”

“I like it. Well, it’s been great.”

“Thank you for having me; always enjoyable.”

“Likewise. This is your Pastor Dunkin, along with Zork, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Let’s grab a healthy salad: my treat.” 

“Tired of Being Alone” (2:53) [So I was afraid of her telling me to get lost if I’d ask to come back home, so I got a divorce instead.]

Pastor Dunkin