We Live in a Sea of Cowardly AG’s (RR)

by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026 

(Sep. 7, 2026) — “There are individuals publicly calling for your death, every day. They can’t accept your belief in the Ten Commandments, let alone the Constitution. For some inexplicable fancified ‘reason,’ they vehemently object to the First Amendment. Our attorneys general turn a blind eye to the reality going on right in front of their eyes.

“If there’s one lesson to gain from WWII, that is to believe someone when they say they are going to kill you. Apparently, those we hire to protect us won’t, don’t and steal from the public coffer by cashing their ill-gotten government paychecks for not doing the job for which they were hired. You want proof? Obama’s name was on the ballot both in 2008 AND in 2012 even though he wasn’t qualified to run for president. His name on the presidential ballot was approved by every attorney general in all 50 States. If anybody ever asks how stupid and corrupt Chuck Schumer is, there’s your answer.”

“Eating the Cats” (2:02)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Let us pray:

“Dear Lord, what the heck is it going to take to get the message across to the idiots amongst us? I know what I’d like to do; I know what we should do; I know what we need to do, but I also know what we can’t do, so we won’t, at least not now, but that doesn’t mean we won’t ever. What do you say we keep the thought on the table; I mean, really, now. Picture yourself, along with your wife and kids, standing in line for the showers. What then? On October 7^th they went straight to the bullet, didn’t they? They bypassed the showers. The dogs weren’t ‘put down’ at the vet’s; they were shot on the street. Still want to wave the Hamas flag? Don’t want to deport the Muslims, Steve and Ivey? You’ll fit right in hosting ‘The View,’ I swear to you. With us to help us understand the slow learners among us is Professor Zorkophsky, our resident shrink who prefers to be addressed as ‘Zork.’ Welcome aboard, Zork. Amen.”

“Glad to be back on your popular show. I liked your opening. Right on target. The reason the United States is crumbling is because too many of us are just plain stupid; there’s no other explanation. This ‘Look at me; I’m holier than thou’ attitude is really a downer; I mean, it’s like the mindset of the Khmer Rouge: I killed my parents because that’s my proof that I accept Pol Pot as my leader more than I revere my parents. Crazy talk, crazy belief, like buying the garbage that spews out of Miss Cackle’s – Kamala Harris’s – mouth.”

“The trouble with that is there’s no going back. How can one be the ‘Border Czar’ having never gone to the border? Is it, ‘I didn’t see thousands cross illegally, so it never happened?’ mentality, like a toddler covering his eyes? Unbelievable, playing make-believe with life and death. Personally I think it’s about time to stop playing games and start playing war, for real, and not any of the cop mentality of just hoping to get home every night.”

“What do you mean by that?”

“I mean starting now, to serve in a police department, you must have an Honorable Discharge from one of the military services. Firemen, too.”

“Yes, I think we can all agree on at least that much. Maybe it’ll make our mayors and governors think twice about issuing illegal orders for fear of being arrested by cops who aren’t afraid of their own shadows.”

“Yes, unlike ICE agents who have pride and deserve credit and praise for what they do. Governor Hochul orders New York police not to cooperate with the Feds. If anyone needs to be locked up, it’s her, and other Dems such as Rep. Jamie Raskin of Maryland, who, for some crazy reason, wants more Angel Moms.”

“The last time I watched an NFL game was the week Colin Kaepernick disrespected Old Glory, and consequently the football commissioner, Rodger Goodell, didn’t kick all the kneelers out of the league. Now I have my Sundays back. I go to church and, consequently, my life has improved, even on the shooting range. I avoid any shooting range that displays a ‘NO HEAD SHOT’ sign. I used to wake up in the morning and look down at my wife sleeping and thank my lucky stars until the time I called her at work only to be told it was her ‘day off.’ That’s when life ceased being fun and hasn’t been since.”

“Sorry to hear that.”

“Yes, so am I, especially since I miss her a little bit more every day. No worry; my fault. My PTSD was to blame. I somehow got over it, at least the nightmares. Here’s the thing: I don’t think she gave me one passing thought since she cheated, and I think that hurts more than anything else. I put my eggs in one basket and look what it got me.”

“Did that surprise you?”

“No, not a bit. I thought about asking her forgiveness, but I couldn’t even forgive myself, so I never asked. Who knows? She might’ve said, ‘Yes,’ but I was so ashamed, having her see me waking up in the middle of the night, scared out of my gourd, shaking, sweating. Not good, although as I said, I got over it.”

“That’s so sad. Any last words?”

“I’ve said it all.”

“Look, people don’t want to hear the truth; that’s why we have Democrats. Do you think people who voted for ‘Miss Cackle’ – Harris — are sane? Are you kidding? Who in their right mind would want another ‘Angel Mom?’ ’I’m afraid that’s all the time we have for this session of ‘Pulse.’ Thank you for being such an excellent audience; goodnight.”

“Bobby McGee” (4:32)

Pastor Dunkin