by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Sep. 1, 2026) — “You have got to be stupid beyond measure to give the time of day to a Muslim. Let’s see, now, let’s do a quick comprehensive review. Did the Muslims all cheer and wail on 9-11? That they did. And then on Oct. 7, didn’t they also strut their stuff when a son from Gaza shared a video of himself torturing Jewish babies and toddlers, using wire cutters and an oven? And isn’t the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, afraid to share the truth by playing the video that the Israel Defense Forces compiled of that day? Why is that, I wonder? Is he fearful of antagonizing any Muslim-loving American with the truth?
“And what if any Muslim-loving American learned the truth of Oct. 7 anyway? Would it change their mind, or has TDS set in so deeply that they’re too far gone to ever face reality, such as Governor Hochul’s recent antics? And how come the Muslims aren’t being rounded up and sent back to whatever cesspool they came from, including the ‘anchor babies?’ Are there that many of us who don’t give a hoot? I know of at least two who don’t care about the USA, two who don’t care and make no bones about it. Ivy and Steve, two insufferable so-called patriots who never served but sure like to blow their horns with, ‘Deport the Muslims, but not our home-grown ones,’ as if there’s a difference between who severs your head, a Muslim born outside our border or from within. I tell you, either we get with the program or we don’t, and from my perspective it looks like the current RULES OF ENGAGEMENT are just like the last ROE’s. Pretty sad when the new boss acts like the last boss.”
“He’s so Fine” (1:50)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest for this episode is Professor Zorkophsky, our resident shrink, so-to-speak. Welcome back, Professor; where have you been?”
“I managed to crack my laptop screen is where I’ve been, adrift at sea, a prisoner of the current, helpless in a hopeless situation, and please call me ‘Zork,’ as I feel it makes for a more relaxing atmosphere.”
“I bet that was an expensive mistake.”
“About the cost of a new computer.”
“I see. I want to talk to you about why people put permanent blinders on, if you don’t mind.”
“Not at all; that’s why I’m here, to set the record straight. Reason number one is it’s easier to go along with the flow, don’t make waves; don’t get noticed; be ‘one of the boys’ and chant, ‘ORANGE MAN BAD,’ as if no tax on tips and overtime is somehow bad. You tell me, how is no tax on tips bad? You can’t; no one can, yet somehow, it’s bad, and that’s what we call ‘stupid.’ It’s like the bloodbath that occurred in South Vietnam after the Communists took over. The FAKE NEWS didn’t report it so Jane Fonda and the rest of the Left Wing Loonies stayed happy and oblivious in their bubble of make-believe.”
“Sounds like the audience of ‘The View.’ “
“Bingo. ‘Steve and Ivy say that they would rather be run over by a Muslim born in America than one not, as if there’s a difference. Now that’s stupid. Prefer being randomly stabbed by a home-grown Muslim than a Muslim from Afghanistan, for instance. The point being is that a rabid Muslim in Michigan is the same rabid Muslim in Indonesia, or Florida for that matter. Let us pray: Dear Lord, I don’t have the secret to cure stupidity, for if I did we wouldn’t have stupids amongst us, now, would we? Just think of how much better off the world would be if there were no Muslims. There you go. A-men.”
“Let’s pause for a short commercial break, shall we?”
“The Last Love Song” (2:45)
“And we’re back with Zork, who I understand just wrote a play.”
“That I did, but I had no idea how difficult it would be to hire actors.”
“How so?”
“I had no idea how hard it would be to hire actors to portray young Muslim men torturing helpless children and babies.”
“Why not just hire Muslims?”
“You’re not even half funny. Muslims want Sharia. They want women’s suffering to be real and everlasting, even to the point of ‘honor killing’ for any fancified excuse. No, no real programmed idiots who can’t or won’t accept the ‘GOLDEN RULE’ as the blueprint for life.”
“What’s the name of your play?”
“A Little Dose of Reality. I hope you come to see it.”
“I’m sure we will. And that’s all the time we have for today. Thank you, Zork, and thank you, loyal readers ad listeners. Have a good one.”
“Up on the Roof” (1:41)