by Henry, ©2025
(Sep. 26, 2025) — “Ava Maria” (2:20)
“Hey, Netanyahu, release the film of the Oct. 7th atrocities and let the world see what our enemy looks like. Maybe then it’ll cure the ignorance of supporting rabid hate-filled brutes we call Muslims.
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We are either living in the end times of Western Civilization or the beginning of a New Enlightenment where the news is the truth and not the lies we’ve been hearing. Our first guest is one of our favorites, The General, who is known for wheeling his chalkboard all over the place; isn’t that right?”
“Yes, very right you are, Henry. I hear you but I don’t see you. On the table? Oh, yes, thank you for having me on your show. You were talking about the mindset of the Muslims, how utterly removed from the beliefs of Western Civilization, including the Japanese and all through Southeast Asia and into India and Africa, including Egypt. Not the same, not even close, not even in the same sentence, paragraph, chapter and book.”
“So, you’re saying not the same?”
“I thought I did, but then I don’t usually talk to frogs, you understand.”
“We are, in essence, talking to the audience. Let me ask you about deporting unwanted citizens.”
“Piece of cake, it was. Did it last century with nary a problem. Used to deport gangsters back to Sicily.”
“So, you don’t foresee any problems deporting Muslims?”
“Nope. Let me draw you some lines on my chalkboard. Over here is the United States and over on the right side I’ll draw what may look like triangles but they represent sand dunes. See? Now see these yellow lines going from the USA to the sand dunes? That’s the Muslims being deported forthwith.”
“That looks pretty easy. I mean, all you did was draw some lines.”
“Just as easy in real life: ‘Make them an offer they can’t refuse.’”
“That’s it?”
“That’s it.”
“Well, that was fun, General. Thank you for being here and we’ll see you soon. We’ll take a short break and welcome our next guest.”
“Old Cow Man” (3:50)
“Our next scheduled guest was Dafney but she was arrested somewhere in England for flying the Union Jack. We rounded up Chief New Leaf to grace our airways. How you doing, Chief?”
“I am doing well. And yourself?”
“The same. You mentioned that you could help with the deportation of our unwanted guests, the Muslims.”
“Scalp them.”
“You know you can’t say that. You can’t threaten violence. You know better than that.”
“You misunderstood me, little frog. I said scalp them and I meant it. Scalp them at the casinos. Give them a choice: leave now with their money or wait and we’ll take their money and then kick them out, either way they’re outta here.”
“That seems fair.”
“It is. They go back to their Sharia Law, and we don’t have to worry about pressure-cooker bombs or getting run over during parades. It’s a win-win situation.”
“I like it.”
“I knew you would.”
“Well, I guess we got that problem solved. Would you like to volunteer to be in charge?”
“Love to. Have the buses stop at the casinos on the way to the airport. We’ll hire extra dancers.”
“Sounds good. Thank you, Chief. We’ll pause for a short commercial and then introduce our last guest.”
“Sink the Bismarck” (3:13)
“Our last featured guest is another favorite, Madam Shylock. Madam Shylock is a fortuneteller of – face it, she’s the best – extraordinary ability to lay it all out, clearly and precisely with no ambiguities. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“And so very glad to be on your award-winning program. Mind holding the bag? It’s your treat: caterpillars. Thank you. We live in perilous times; indeed we do. Christians are on the chopping block. More Christians are murdered every day than any other group of people just for being Christian. If your car is recognized for being on a church parking lot on a Sunday morning, you’re a target; flying Old Glory from your front porch makes you a target; having the fish emblem on your back bumper makes you a target; and, as always, wearing the cross makes you a target. I’ve always said it’s the homegrown nuts we have to worry about, just as much as the Muslims and the illegal immigrants who push the drugs and human trafficking.”
“And the Fake News continues to fan the flames of goading the fools into believing the hype they spew, hour after hour, just as they pushed the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax’ 24/7 year after year. Charlie Kirk’s death lies at the feet of Rachel Maddow and Joe Scarborough. I’d like to see them arrested and prosecuted for being accessories to murder. Broadcast after broadcast, ‘Trump is a destroyer of Democracy’; Charlie Kirk is a friend of Donald Trump, Jr., so kill him.”
“That’s right, Henry, there’s too many idiots who can’t change the channel; they must feed on the lies of Hillary and discard anything that resembles the truth. We live in a time where the truth may get you killed.”
“Go ahead and spell it out for us.”
“To start, Trump has no association with Fascism and Nazism. None whatsoever. Trump is not anti-Democracy, not eve close, but according to the Fake News, he is. There are males and females and nothing else except mental illness. An illegal immigrant is, by definition, a lawbreaker. The COVID-19 ‘vaccine’ is nothing other than a ‘Clot Shot.’ ICE deports lawbreakers. Those are the facts, but if you would base your world view by what the Fake News reports, you’d be wrong on everything.”
“Everything?”
“Your whole world view would be based on lies. You’d end up as stupid as the hostesses of The View. You would fail to reason because you’d be brainwashed, your mind taken over and controlled by dastardly evil people who don’t care about the Constitution and the rule of law.”
“Sounds like Muslims.”
“Look at how far England has fallen.”
“They have an army; why don’t they use it to deport all the unwanted invaders?”
“Cowards if they don’t, and they’ve not much time. Their window of opportunity in which to save themselves is rapidly closing; either use their military to save themselves or goodbye, England and welcome, rape gangs, beheadings and all their statues and art destroyed. No more English history, King Arthur and Shakespeare, no more of anything in the British Isles. It’ll be ‘Operation Sea Lion’ 80 years late, but this time successful. Be like letting Hamas get away with Oct. 7 by rewarding them with the Palestinian State: rubbish.”
“And they’re letting it happen.”
“Right, they’re letting it happen, just like us.”
“That’s right, isn’t it, just like us. Well, Madam Shylock, thank you for the straight talk. And that’s the end of the show: Goodnight.
“Good show; sad, but good. It’s raining; better grab an umbrella. Me? No, I don’t use an umbrella, never have.”
“The Stripper” (1:55)
Henry
I’m disappointed in President Trump’s seeming inability to understand the “palestinians” have no intention of making peace, in the long run. They’re playing him, like they played every president before him, because they know he has only a short time left as President. He thinks he’s giving these muslims everything they want but it isn’t everything – it never is. President Trump has important, non radical muslim leaders he respects – okay. But his eyes are clouded from the barbarity of the “palestinians” and their long history of barbarity and their promise to kill every Jew in Israel, and everywhere else. Trump is signing a re-run, while “palestinians” sign an agreement they have no intention of keeping, giving them what they say they want now but plotting to make more demands AFTER they get the money. They wouldn’t even be talking to him if money weren’t involved. As they’re reeling him in, they make promises they don’t even intend to keep: they’ll send back some or most of the hostages but not all of them. In due time they’ll demand more and more until we say no. That’s when they threaten Israel, and maybe drop a bomb or two at a school or playground. And all the while the world is blaming Israel! And Trump is still trying to make another deal.
Shared with all FYI. I learned a new term in watching this past week Dinesh D’Souza’s interview of Mosab Hassan Yousef, the son of one of the founders of Hamas, who revolted against his own father’s violent ideology and ultimately switched sides, i.e., “Palestinianism”. “Palestinianism” is a term that points out that their never was and that there is no country or nation named Palestine, and there is no historic ethnicity of Palestinian. Instead it is a purposely created deceptive political ideology and political movement formed specifically to spread radical Islamism, and to destroy the nation of Israel. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVDHoaBPKJ4 … and … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhcACWYlDG8
CDR Charles Kerchner (Ret)
http://cdrkerchner.wordpress.com
On target. Bullseye.