by Henry, ©2025
(Sep. 2, 2025) — “Sing Me Back Home” (2:48)
Trans murdering people as if we’re supposed to act surprised. People grievously suffering from mental illness allowed to mingle with the general population is an exercise in very bad judgement.
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. You heard my opening, yet the people of Minnesota welcome trans-mental wackos as if the trans wackos share a common something or other, whatever it may be. Maybe they like the wife of the governor who enjoys smelling burning rubber from police cars that were paid for by the taxpayers. To find out, we’ve invited Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky, the eminent author of the ever- popular ‘How to be an Amateur Psychiatrist,’ to set the record straight on the trans issue. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“And glad to be back where the truth is front and center, unlike some other venues where the truth seems to be avoided at all costs, like in the Fake News, for instance.”
“That is so true.”
“You know it’s the judges, the weak link in our Republic. Judges who follow the party line for longevity, promotions, or outright cash on the barrelhead to thwart any IRS audits. Disgusting is what they are. I say put them in the same padded room as a trans, is what I would prescribe.”
“Prescribe as a professional psychiatrist?”
“For sure. Look, our Republic wasn’t designed to cater to mental illness or crooked judges, okay?”
“Okay.”
“Good. By the way, a trans and a Democratic judge are equally brain-deformed, just to make it clear.”
“Then let me ask you this: is the phrase ‘brain-deformed’ an accepted professional psychiatric term?”
“Yes, of course. I use it in my everyday practice, even have it in my books. It says a lot in just a couple of words; very handy. For instance, ‘Nurse, watch out for this patient because his brain is deformed,’ see?”
“Yes, I’m afraid I do. Now, about this ‘trans’ craze.”
“Easy, a ploy for votes. The mean Republicans calls trans people mentally ill whereas the Dems call them something else other than what they are, people with a mental illness. Like a she a he or visa versa; maybe a cat or even a tree, but no matter what they identify with, we identify them as crazy.”
“I’ve often wondered about that; I mean, is the word ‘crazy’ an accepted professional psychiatrist medical word?”
“I’d say, offhand, it’s the most used medical term out there.”
“Oh, I’ve wondered about that. I’m getting signals that we’ve got to take a short commercial break. Don’t go anywhere.”
“From a Jack to a King” (2:18)
“And we’re back. Zork was called away but we have Madam Shylock on the phone who will close out the show. How are things in Cassadaga, FL?”
“Peachy, Henry. Yesterday I gazed into my crystal ball and saw some rather shocking future events.”
“That sounds rather ominous. Mind revealing your findings?”
“I’d rather not.”
“Please?”
“Only if you put those colored sprinkles on it.”
“Okay, please with those candy sprinkle things on top.”
“Very well, then let me say this about that. Get armed because there’ll come a time when it won’t be a choice; it’ll be a necessity.”
“What, exactly, are you saying?”
“All I’m saying is that the government says there’s roughly 10 million or so illegal immigrants, right? But we know there’s over 20 million plus another 6-15 million Muslims who are, if anything, not wanted, at least by patriots, in our country or anywhere else, for that matter, except on some worthless sand dune where they can molest young boys and ‘honor’ murder their wives and daughters with impunity.”
“Sharia Law.”
“Exactly. But I’m not going to mention Trump allowing 600,000 Chinese Majors of the PLA – ‘students’ – to roam freely in our country, not one word. Another reason to be armed.”
“That’s a real concern, for sure.”
“I want to say one more thing before I go. Islam has not been highjacked by radicals. There’s nothing different about the Islam of a thousand years ago and today’s Islam. Today’s jihad mimics yesteryear’s jihad; a previous ‘premeditated honor killing’ of yesterday is the exact result of today’s so-called ‘honor killing.’
“I’m telling you, it’s like the Khmer Rouge mentality of Cambodia: to expect appeasement by murder is irrational. Rational is peace and not 9-11s and October 7ths.
“It’s a nice thought, surely a lofty goal; only trouble with pipe dreams is that they just float away. To expect a different outcome from what happened yesterday is a sure way to erase the future.
“And that is what I saw in my crystal ball. Take it or leave it, it’s your choice. I heard that Professor Zorkophsky built himself a tank. Well, I can’t afford a tank, but I can certainly support the idea of a tank, and you should, too.”
“I’ll certainly take that under advisement. Okay, it was another great show with Zork and Madam Shylock. Keep your eyes peeled for what’s for sure to come down the pike. And so, on behalf of myself, the guests and the crew, we wish you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Oh, you brought fresh flies for me; thank you.”
“Detroit City” (2:51)
Henry