by Roving Reporter, ©2025
(Jan. 29, 2025) — “Sayonara” (2:18)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It’s quite amazing how stupid people are. I mean, Americans don’t want Communism, yet fools such as Letitia James just never see the light. It’s like playing blackjack and anything above a “7” will put you over the top. You draw an “8” so you lost, and all the subsequent ‘hit-me’s’ are for naught: you lost and the more you say, ‘Hit me’ you’re still lost. Lost forever, just as Letitia James remains forever behind the eight-ball. With us to explain it to us is Madam Shylock, our resident fortuneteller. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for asking me to be your featured guest. I liked your opening. You know, there’s just too many to list; too many drank the ‘Kool-Aid’ and got the ‘Clot Shot’ and they’re out there, continuing to make life miserable for as many as possible.”
“Care to be a tad more specific?”
“More than glad to. Any doctor who has prescribed, is prescribing and will continue to prescribe gender-altering drugs and any doctor who partakes in transgender altering surgery is the ‘Ghost of Joseph Mengele’; no doubt about it.”
“Gee-whiz, could you tone it down a notch or two? That sounds pretty strong.”
“Just the truth. It’s like Joy Reid, the mouthpiece for the Deep State, acting just like ‘Tokyo Rose’ of Japanese fame during WWII. Rose would spread disinformation just as Joy Reid does: lie for money.”
“You mean she doesn’t believe the lies she pushes?”
“You know what? Come to think of it, she just may be as dumb as she acts, like ‘Rachel Maddow.‘”
“That dumb? Really?”
“Now here’s the thing. If she loses viewers, she’ll get kicked off the air.”
“Like Jim Acosta leaving CNN, aka Communist News Network.’ Right?”
“Right. Good riddance, but then what would I know? I never watch that trash anyway. I’d like to throw a few facts in, if I may? Thank you. Ambassador Christopher Stevens was murdered as a quid pro quo for taking out bin Laden; Muammar Gaddafi was hung for oil; Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, was the defacto president for payoffs to the spy community, just as money for Ukraine was for the kickbacks to politicians. The Deep State is as dishonest as they come, and Mitch McConnell, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi are its protagonists.”
“Couldn’t agree with you more. Well, I see that we’ve run out of time, so this is your Roving Reporter, along with Madam Shylock, wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Pardon me? Pay you? Cash? How about I write you a check? Burger time: my treat.”
“Sukiyaki” (3:08)
Roving Reporter