by Roving Reporter, ©2024
(Oct. 19, 2024) — “Trump Won” (3:30)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky went to a war, came back nuts, went to get a degree in psychology to help like-minded shell-shocked Veterans and asked us to give him the soapbox for this episode of ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information program in its time slot. The floor, or, in this case, the box, is yours.”
“Thank you, Roving, for your most gracious and informative introduction. Hello, lovers of the Constitution, and thank you for making me rich by purchasing all my bestsellers. In all seriousness, this November 5th election is about the Constitution. Please allow me to repeat myself. This election is not about Trump; this election is not about the border; this election is not about inflation, but this election is about whether the Constitution remains the law of the land. Now, if the Constitution remains the law of our land, then we won’t be buying oil from dictators who hate us and allowing people who have bad intent to cross our borders; we’ll follow the laws on the books and deport the illegal immigrants.
“Our Department of State, the Department of Homeland Security and the Department of Justice have surpassed the oxymoron, ‘Military Intelligence’ as being the most ridiculous phrases ever uttered. The Biden-Harris regime has no relationship with ‘We the People,’ has become the enemy, just as much as a home invader stealing from you, even to the point of taking your life, as in the case of Laken Riley.
“To make matters worse, half the population have been brainwashed by the Fake News to become, literally, deranged. Let me tell you something, professionally speaking: ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ is a very real mental disorder, as serious a mental disorder as having ‘Anatidaephobia,’ the fear of being looked at by ducks, or a Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy class psychopathic, sociopathic and serial killer major mental infraction. That’s when the individual loses the ability to distinguish between truth and fiction, right and wrong, and between what makes sense and looney-tunes.
“Whatever spews from the mouths of Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, and Kamala Harris are lies because they all suffer from a serious mental disorder called ‘Treason’ where they gave weapons and money to our enemies. Ukraine’s government is but the continuation of Hitler’s NAZI regime and the heck with the hurricane victims in North Carolina and Eastern Tennessee.
“Are we on the same page? My page is that if a person is against the Constitution he or she is my enemy and I have the right to defend myself, my family, my community and my country. That said, I’m announcing my latest book that I suspect will be a bestseller immediately. The Name of the book, ‘The List,’ contains the names and addresses of those who have ordered the arrests of the political opponents of the Dems. Included in this book are the judges, DAs, politicians, guards, newscasters and outspoken crazy people like Morning Joe and those on The View, among others (we all know who they are) who went after the Jan Sixers, others and Trump.
“There’s nowhere to run and nowhere to hide: the statute of limitations for Treason has no end, so all I can say is if you are one of the stupids, if you choose the Devil over common sense, good luck. Thank you, Roving, for allowing me to say what needed to be said and may God bless you for allowing me to hawk my latest book. Thank you.”
“And thank you, Zork, for explaining the topic of your new book, and I hope it does as well as you think it will. But what about Steve Bannon’s extension? It’s the same tactic Kamala Harris used when she was the AG of California, is it not? Somewhat immature and vindictive, I would think.”
“And you’d be thinking correctly. Talk about a square peg, that’s Kamala, the embarrassment of the Democratic Party, for sure. If they could, I bet they would replace the cacklin’ hen in a heartbeat, but it’s just too late in the game, isn’t it?”
“Yes, it is. Looks as if they should’ve kept Joe in the basement, doesn’t it? Well, that’s all the time we have for this episode, so this is you Roving Reporter, along with Professor Zork Zorkophsky, wishing all of you a… Pardon me?”
“I just want to make it clear that going after the traitors isn’t revenge; it’s the law. We all knew that there was no ‘Russian Collusion,’ yet people like Rachel Maddow kept harping on it for years. Same with the ‘Russian Disinformation’ lie that Joy Reid tried to shove down our throats. The ‘laptop from hell’ was real, as were the payoffs to Joe Biden and the kickbacks to President Barry Soetoro, aka Obama. I just wanted to make that clear.”
“Which you have, and we thank you for it. I think that Mike Davis will have fun indicting AG Merrick Garland; I know I would. And that’ll do it. Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“Justice for All” (2:24)