by Roving Reporter, ©2023
(Jul. 21, 2023) — “Try That in a Small Town” (3:00)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. First, I must read you an important Public Announcement:
THIS IS AN OFFICIAL TRAVEL ADVISORY:
IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT TRAVEL INTO THE STATE OF MICHIGAN BE CURTAILED IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT VACATION, SIGHT-SEE, HUNT, FISH AND/OR VISIT MICHIGAN FOR ANY REASON. MICHIGAN IS RUN BY A GOVERNOR (GRETCHEN WHITMER) AND AN AG (DANA NESSEL) WHO ARE DEMONSTRABLY MENTALLY DEFICIENT AND HAVE AN ARMY OF GOONS WHO WILL, WITHOUT HESITATION, FOLLOW ORDERS THAT ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL. TAKE HEED AND STAY AWAY!
“Now if that doesn’t scare you, nothing will. I can understand such warnings about Mexico or Morocco, but for one of our own states is pretty nerve-wracking. Why, just the other day we interviewed a trucker, and he said the same thing about all the blue states: stay away, and if you are unfortunate to live in one, move.
“America is sliding down a steep slope, and no one knows where it will end. Oh, there is an end: either we fail to put Trump [‘Trump Won‘ (3:30)] back on top or our country will be relegated to an unfulfilled dream, the ‘Beacon of Freedom of the World’ extinguished because of stupid people believing in lie after lie such as any possible benefit of Socialism and the Dems’ ‘wokeness.’ To put it all in perspective, we’ve asked Madam Shylock to explain it. What do you say to that, Madam Shylock?”
“I say ‘fiddlesticks’ and some words that may not be politically correct but would be in the daily lexicon of a boatswain’s mate attaching a ratguard on a hawser of a frigate tying up to a pier in the middle of a nor’easter blizzard at night. I would highly recommend those two read the Constitution and make an appointment with the leading authority on ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ for the help they certainly need, posthaste.”
“An apt suggestion, I believe.”
“That’s right, but they’ll never do it. Two I.Q.-challenged and frustrated women, and for that the only cure is a complete programming disconnect by spending several years in a padded cell, away from the public where they can’t inflict playing NAZI for a minute longer. The top dog of the Michigan State Troopers needs to exercise his legal authority by fulfilling his Oath and arresting those two on the grounds of ‘public safety,’ and soon, like yesterday.”
“Yes, quite obviously that’s surely needed.”
“Allow me to make a statement that everyone in the country needs to understand:
“The weak link in our Republic is the judges who can’t follow the Constitution. Instead of doing their job, they follow the dictates of the political winds that they think will benefit them in a possible future government. If our country would repeat the efforts of those Patriots of 1776, the first targets of opportunity would be the judges who had a helping hand in Pelosi’s overthrow of the 2020 election by pretending there was an ‘insurrection’ other than VP Mike Pence certifying fraudulent votes. Second on the list are the government goons who arrested and are incarcerating the Jan. Sixers.”
“That’s as plain as you could make it.”
“It is, and the third targets of opportunity are the men and women in blue who follow illegal orders, of which there are thousands, from NYC and Baltimore to Los Angeles and Seattle.”
“Seems like a lot of people don’t care too much for their country, doesn’t it?”
“When a paycheck supersedes their Oath, I’d say time to look for another job.”
“And if they don’t?”
“Pay the price for being a coward, pay the price for getting caught desecrating the memory of those who have fallen for the flag and for which it stands.”
“Well said.”
“Thank you.”
“Well, you made your easily-understood point: if you’re on the side of what the Biden government stands for*, I’d say you better get out while the getting is good, right?”
“Right on, Roving.”
“Yes, we have weak judges who won’t they be surprised when the retribution finally lands on their doorstep. Cops, too. And that’s it for us, so this is your Roving Reporter, along with Madam Shylock, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Judges first; good call. Burger time: my treat.”
[*Biden government stands for: Corruption, open borders, you-name-it and nothing for the good of our country.]
[Be armed. Better to not need a gun than wish you had one.]
[Remember to support the nomination of Henry as Trump’s Secretary of Defense. Thank you.]
“Justice for All” (2:24)
Roving Reporter