Dems Disguised as RINOs (RR)

by Roving Reporter, ©2023

(May 8, 2023) — “Fire” (2:43)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Since we don’t have anyone booked, we decided to hit the sidewalks to see what our neighbors think of the world today. Excuse me, Miss, Roving Reporter here for ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”

“Never heard of you.”

“Now whose fault is that? Aren’t you a little bit curious about what goes on in the world? Do you know that the Ukraine thing is an excuse to launder money? Do you know that billions have been earmarked to Ukraine, and out of those billions what percentage has made its way into Biden’s hands and everyone in Congress who voted for ‘Aid to Ukraine?’”

“I’d say somewhere near half, with Biden’s half being a quarter. I’m a retired statistician so I know about these things. I also did the bank’s books before they had their own internal audit to give them a chance to correct any possible discrepancies.”

“That seems fair.”

“Here’s the thing: anyone running against Trump, by definition, is Deep State. Furthermore, unbeknownst to them, Deep State may be funding them just to muddy the field, like just maybe the MAGA Party isn’t together, which it is.”

“That seems pretty low.”

“No, what it ‘seems’ like is good common sense to expect the Deep State to finance any division among the Patriots of our nation. Had Jesus Christ been walking past the Capitol on Jan. 6 (2:24) he would’ve been treated like a common criminal and thrown in the Washington, DC gulag.”

“Then let me ask you something political.”

“Shoot.”

“These Republicans running against Trump (3:30): what gives?”

“Let me set the record straight: the Republican and the Democrat Parties make up the Deep State while Trump, who is the leader of the MAGA Party, is the opposition.”

“Which means?”

“DeSantis is part of the problem because he’s part of the Deep State.”

“What about Kennedy?”

“I like him as an intelligent and caring human being, but he’s not Trump. Simply put, anything other than Trump is not acceptable to having the necessary qualifications to destroy the Deep State. What Trump will need to get the job done is a cabinet who thinks like him; a Christian who can’t be bought off.”

“Name two.”

“Dr. Ben Carson and Henry.”

“Another one.”

“Dr. Peter Navarro, Richard Grenell, Mike Davis, and General Michael Flynn are all Patriots who wouldn’t sell us out as Pelosi, Schumer, McConnell, and the rest of the Deep State have done. Remember, a Republican is Deep State. If you’re not behind Trump 110%, you’re part of the problem.”

“And the problem is?”

“The elimination of the Deep State forever and ever. If you’re not for Trump, then you support all the insanity that’s going on these past two and a half years. You can’t be anti-Trump and against open borders, for instance. If you side with Trump on closed borders then you must also side with Trump on supporting the Constitution; that’s all there is to it. No ‘grey’ areas allowed. You are either for the USA – MAGA – or you hate your country and why don’t you get the heck O-U-T and let us adults fix the problem.”

“That doesn’t sound very diplomatic at all.”

“Who cares? The goal is the elimination of the Deep State by whatever means necessary, which is why people like Mike Davis and Henry are needed beyond question, ASAP.”

“And we agree, just as we must agree that our time has expired, so, on behalf of our guest, this is your Roving Reporter wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

“Ticket to Ride” (4:08) (the boy don’t care ‘cause you cheated on him)

Roving Reporter