by Roving Reporter, ©2022

(Nov. 10, 2022) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. We just had the midterms, and to put it all in perspective is our own intrepid explorer, Professor Wert. Well, Professor, what’s your take on what just happened?”

“Trump would be a fool to run, is what I think. Why waste his time déjà vu-ing 2020 over again? You think for one New York Minute a rational person would vote for Fetterman? Do you? The Fake News is owned by China and China won. Goodbye, Taiwan; goodbye, freedom; goodbye, America.”

“That seems a little harsh; I mean, there must be some hope?”

Murkowski might still win Alaska; need I say more? She has the IQ of a grain of sand, for cryin’ out loud, same as Liz Cheney. So, where’s the hope? You tell me. They never saw the movie 2000 Mules because they don’t want to be distracted by facts. Stupid people watch CNN, okay?”

“So, we used to be a ‘First World Country,’ but now?”

“Not. I deal in facts and the fact is that our high school graduates are at the low end of the totem-pole. We are now, officially, as low as any Third World Country. We are, in fact, a Third World Country, no longer the ‘Beacon of Freedom’ of the world. Communism and stupidity won the day; The View will be looked upon as an ‘Intellectual Oasis of TV’; and those still in the military will join the police of our country to follow any illegal order issued by any corrupt judges*. Those are the facts and if you don’t like them, too bad because there’s no place to run to to be safe anymore.”

“That bad?”

“I regret each day I spent in the military defending and protecting the Constitution* that doesn’t mean squat anymore. Mitch McConnell, give me a break; honest elections don’t happen in the USA. They used to, be not since Barry Soetoro’s (aka Obama) name was illegally printed on the 2008 presidential election ballots.”

“Really?”

“Fact.”

“And any message for Trump?”

“Really? Okay, here goes: retire with dignity and grace. America, aka ‘Deep State,’ aka ‘China’s Providence,’ has no use for a ‘Teller of Truth.’ Spend the rest of the time you have left knowing that the military you fought for just stabbed all of us Americans in the back. Nice try, but there’s just too many stupid people in this country to care about.”

“That’s it?”

“That’s it.”

“Then we’re out of here. Goodnight.”

[*Corrupt judges: The weak link in our Republic is the judges who fail to follow the Constitution. Shakespeare wrote in Henry VI, Part II: ‘The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers’.]

[**Constitution: The truth of the matter is that the DOJ and the FBI regard the Constitution as a hindrance that can be ignored, and for proof of that statement look no farther the Jan. 6 prisoners languishing in the Washington, DC, gulag.]

[Off-camera Professor Wert had a lot more to say, but it was laced with too many bleeps and ‘retributions’ to be useful in a calm and dignified debate, such as ‘Please state why the USA needs to be saved’ vs. ‘State why open borders and drugs are good for any country and not just good for the United States of America.’]

Roving Reporter

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