Welcome to the Nightmare: Sharia (RR)

by Roving Reporter, ©2021 

(Sep. 16, 2021) — “Death Valley Days Theme” (0:42)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our guest today is Captain Lee Lewis of the Maryland State Militia who is accompanied by a Blackhawk helicopter. First of all, welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular information show in its time slot and, second, why the helicopter and how did you ever get hold of one?”

“Glad to be on your show; longtime fan of yours and welcome back. The Blackhawk, which is fully armed, is my protection from overzealous government employees willing to follow illegal orders to arrest a patriot: me. As I’m sure you’re fully aware, our army left the Taliban 85 billion dollars’-worth of goodies when they lost the war and ran away. And as you also know, the Taliban is on Twitter, and so am I, so I made them an offer to buy some of what they had and, get this, they gave me everything I asked for. I told them it was for protection from the United States government and they said ‘the enemy of my enemy is our friend.’ How about that?”

“But you’re not their friend, are you?”

“Never happen.”

“So what is on the horizon for the Militia of Maryland?”

“We just received the first edition of what we call ‘The List,’ a collection of the names and addresses of every judge and election supervisor of every county and parish in the United States and Puerto Rico. We list names and address and political affiliation (Dems). Also there’s an appendix with the names and addresses of every law enforcement officer that is also a registered Democrat.”

“That sounds a little fishy, like on the edge of being somehow not allowed; am I right?”

“No, you’re very wrong because all the information is public knowledge in phone books, Internet search engines and in the directory of every town and county. All we did is put it all together for anyone who wants to have the information quick and easy.”

“A public service gesture?”

“I couldn’t have said it any better, ‘a public service gesture.’ I like it.”

“Do you have members and meetings and stuff?”

“All I can tell you is that we keep in touch in ways the Feds will never in a million years figure out; trust me.”

“Oh, I believe you. Anyone who has a fully armed Blackhawk following them around as their bodyguard I trust. What do you think about this election fraud?”

“The Dems conducted a successful insurrection on the morning of November 4^th, which we find rather amusing since they term the election protest in Washington on January 6 as an insurrection. What a joke; they must think that we’re nitwits and maybe we are because they are taking our Republic down a couple of notches every day.”

“Yes, I’m afraid you’re right. What’s the latest scoop?”

“The latest scoop is that we are inching our way to Sharia Law by trashing the Constitution  as I said, a little bit every day. A judge in Minnesota freed the Muslim cop who deliberately murdered a woman, thereby introducing a little bit of Sharia into the heartland.”

“That’s right, isn’t it? Muslim men can murder women with impunity, can rape and molest and even ‘marry’ underage girls, believe it or not.”

“You are quite correct, Roving. What I’m about to tell you is something you better be paying attention to: television commercials are featuring Muslim men more and more. Even now, with the Black population around 13%, they’re in 90% of the TV commercials. Soon the blacks will be replaced by Muslims; men with hooked noses and beards, women in hijabs and burkas. Pamela Geller calls it ‘Creeping Sharia’ and has warned us about it for the past decade.”

“I guess we haven’t been paying attention.”

“But the Department of Homeland Security has, and that’s a fact that you can take to the bank. They are going out of their way to destroy our Republic as fast and as devastatingly as possible, starting even before 9-11, when it was a division of the Department of State.”

“That’s right, isn’t it. They welcomed the hijackers with open arms and then they moved the 22 Islamic terrorist training camps into the United States. And then we bombed the empty camps. A dollar short and a day late.”

“Incompetence or by design?”

“Oh, by design, no doubt about it.”

“So State, the Army, the Administration and everyone else is in on it?”

“Everyone except us Patriots.”

“Count me in.”

“You’re more than welcome, Roving. I guess now we’re 100 and one million in good standing.”

“Thanks for being on the show, Captain Lewis. And now it’s time for us to wish our viewers a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[Reminder: Islam is an apolitical institution that features Totalitarianism taken to Draconian levels of enforcement.]

[Little People report: Moved to a dock in Oxford, Maryland, for continued R&R.]

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Roving Reporter