by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021

(Sep. 7, 2021) — “Dream Lover” (2:27)

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, we’re back at Madam Shylock’s ‘Fortune-Telling Emporium’ down in Cassadaga, FL, about to ring the bell. Oh, will you look who just hopped up. Hey, Henry, what you up to?”

“Just finished an epicurean’s delight: freshly-caught meat; can’t be beat. Madam Shylock sets a good table. She shared a cookin’ tip with me and I’ll pass it on: fresh flypaper is the key. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to do a little public relations to get the Little People permission to land at an airport near Afghanistan.”

“I thought that there were no Little People over there.”

“But there are trapped Americans and, if nothing else, the Little People are Patriots, something many Americans are not, sad to say.”

“That is true. So, who can the Little People rescue?.”

“Well, you have your terriers and beagles to start, and then the corgis and chihuahuas. Now, I grant you, each plane can only take one, but each one saved is a wonderful thing, is it not?”

“For sure. Too bad our State Department doesn’t share the same sentiment. Ever wonder why?”

“No, I never did wonder why the Dems hate America. What a colossal waste of time. That would be like asking a Dem what they think of the fraudulent election, now, wouldn’t it? Or asking them if they cried when Hillary lost or if they ever got over their ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’ Why bother?”

“Good point. So, how come our government doesn’t lift a finger to help our citizens?”

“For the same reason our REO’s (battlefield ‘Rules of Engagement’) were so lopsided as to favor our enemy. If we used the same REO’s during WWII, we would’ve LOST the war. Let me put it to you another way. Vietnam was for two reasons: perfect the soldier’s carbine (M16) and cavalry (helicopter) tactics and, two, give the Military Industrial Complex its own printing press. That’s right: the longer the ‘police action’ dragged on, the more billions everybody made, except, of course, those who were doing the fightin’ and the dyin’. Fast-forward to now and those billions became trillions.”

“Money? You mean the slaughterhouse was for money?”

“What do you expect? Look, the first thing the enemy did was to hire American moving companies to move the 22 terrorist training camps into the United States; they call them ‘Islamovilles.’ They moved the Muslim Brotherhood in, along with CAIR and built mega-mosques all over. They put Muslims in every nook and cranny of our government, including the FBI.”

“No way.”

“The FBI used to have a pamphlet explaining Jihad but they erased the word ‘Jihad’ from all of their training materials.”

“No way.”

“The FBI, along with the Department of State and the Department of Homeland Security, work hand-in-hand to import as many Muslims as possible. They give them citizenship papers, housing, medical and cash, more than any of our Veterans ever got. After 9-11 the floodgates opened, but they really opened when Barry Soetoro (Obama) got into power, and it hasn’t slowed down one bit.”

“How many Afghans made it out?”

“Hundreds of thousands spread to the four corners of the earth. It has been estimated that the American Muslim population is in the neighborhood of 10 million, maybe more. There are many Muslim men collecting well over $10,000 a month from welfare since we allow them to have multiple wives that breed like gerbils, or lemmings, or, better yet, rats.”

“You don’t seem to have a high regard for Muslims, do you?’

“They say there is such an animal as a ‘Moderate Muslim.’ Let me ask you this: have you ever heard of a woman being ‘moderately pregnant’? What about somebody infected with a ‘moderate’ case of HIV?  Yet there are millions of Americans who accept the fallacy of the possibility of a Moderate Muslim. Read the Quran and get with the program: they want a worldwide Caliphate and we just gave them 85 billion dollars’-worth of weapons to kill us with.”

“Oh.”

“Here comes Madam Shylock so I’ll be on my way. See you around. You want people to blame? Don’t blame the Chinese; blame all our politicians and American companies who took American dollars (that’s right, our money) from the CCP to sell the Constitution down the river. All our kids who came back missing limbs and made nuts, blame everyone who believed in the Russian Hoax, but most of all, blame our judges who turned their backs on their Oath to the Constitution, the SUPPORT and DEFEND part. Bye.”

“Bye and thanks for talking with us. Oh, here’s Madam Shylock. Look, I’m sorry we just talked all of our time away with Henry so we’ll have to come back another time. I know you want some money just the same for the time you wasted, so here’s a Benjamin. Goodnight, all.

“It was nice to run into Henry. Good show. Burger time; my treat.”

Oh Lonesome Me” (2:35)

Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky   

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