by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021

(Aug. 28, 2021) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Mass hysteria, sometimes called ‘mob rule,’ has taken over Australia and New Zealand, we are sorry to report. They are so afraid of the Chinese biological warfare virus COVID-19 and the DELTA variant that they seem to have lost the ability to reason, and with us to explain further is Anita Marvelous, a spokesperson for a railroad. How does a railroad figure in this discussion?”

“Search me. No, seriously, I don’t know except to say when I discovered over 2,500 studies why masks don’t stop a flu virus, I went on social media and let the world know the truth.”

“Okay, then, how many studies did you find where masks do work?”


“None? None, as in zero? Not any? Not even one?”


“Any thoughts about the COVID vaccine?”

“Yes, a few. One is ‘DON’T.

“And another?”

“’Another Don’t.

“Has there ever been a report of a study where masks did any good against the common cold?”

“No; never; not one.”

“Why not?”

“What would be the point? Masks don’t work against a virus; that’s a fact. Matter of fact, think of a virus the size of a no-see-um and the weave of a mask the size of a chain-link fence. You know, the ratio would be about the same, except the no-see-um would be even smaller and the fence larger.”

“The virus is that small?”

“You’d need an electron microscope.”

“So masks are a waste of time against the Chinese flu?”


“What about…?”

“Waste of time. Face it, masks don’t work against the Chinese biological weapon COVID-19 and DELTA, or any flu and virus, for that matter.”

“Okay, I think we got it. Thank you for being on the show, Anita. Tell you what I think: I think it’s a way to tell people that they have ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ and therefore feel superior to those who didn’t drink the Kool-Aid. No, really, think about it. First, they know the boat sailed without them; second, they know they’re too stupid to figure out that the Constitution is the best document ever written; and, third, they know that all the rest of us know that they deserve our pity and, even though we offer it without reservation, they don’t want any part of it.”

“So that’s what the fuss is all about? ‘Mask’ people hate ‘Orange Man’ and they’re proud of it? They don’t care if Americans get killed in Afghanistan? They don’t care about inflation, the southern border and future terrorist attacks?”

 “Not one bit, as long as they can publicly display their childish revulsion for something they don’t even understand, something they were told to think and say, to mindlessly lash out even though, while doing so, they’re shooting themselves in the foot. Think of the mindless belief in the fantasy that George Floyd or Michael Brown, two losers that were heading for an early grave, cops or no cops, were somehow ‘good and benevolent,’ two traits they never displayed while living. Face it: they were nothing but thugs who got great pleasure in bullying people around. That’s it in a nutshell and now we’ll be wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.

“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”

[*None: It is true, there is no evidence that masks protect from a virus.]

[Little People Report: There are no ‘Little People’ in Afghanistan so they won’t be helping anyone over there. They continue to monitor the sad situation in Georgia and are even more determined to railroad and, hopefully, tar and feather the Governor and the Secretary of State, two individuals who deserve accommodations in the Big House.]

[I just hope that everyone who voted for Biden and participated in the fraud of an election share the credit for the fiasco in Afghanistan. The blood of our troops and all the others who helped us are on your hands, which will shortly be running with blood.] 

Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky

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  1. With our citizens being so afraid of a China biological attack, cowering behind a mask with the attitude of: “I don’t want to die”, how can we believe these same people would defend our country against a military attack from China? This does not bode well for the sovereignty of our country.

  2. Given that “the most trusted virologist on Earth”, the esteemed Doctor Anthony S. Faucie, has flip-flopped on the issue more often than Mexican Jumping Beans jump…

    1. Did Dr. Faucie ever say masks did not work? I know in the beginning he said they were not needed but did he say they don’t work?

      Also were his initial recommendations made before they realized it spread through aerosols as well as droplets?

  3. “One household trial found that mask wearing coupled with hand sanitiser use reduced secondary transmission of upper respiratory infection/influenza‐like illness/laboratory‐confirmed influenza compared with education; hand sanitiser alone resulted in no reduction. One hospital‐based trial found a lower rate of clinical respiratory illness associated with non‐fit‐tested N95 respirator use compared with medical masks. Eight of nine retrospective observational studies found that mask and/or respirator use was independently associated with a reduced risk of severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS). Findings, however, may not be applicable to influenza and many studies were suboptimal. None of the studies established a conclusive relationship between mask/respirator use and protection against influenza infection. Some evidence suggests that mask use is best undertaken as part of a package of personal protection especially hand hygiene. The effectiveness of masks and respirators is likely linked to early, consistent and correct usage.“

    1. I refuse to reply for to do so would be to acknowledge that garbage has a meaningful place in my life.
      “The effectiveness of masks…”. Here’s the rub: the virus is small, the mask weave is large. You don’t like it, then let’s spin it: the mask weave is large, the Chinese biological warfare weapon COVID-19 is smaller, a LOT smaller, so much so that the mask, even double or triple, does not even slow down the virus, although it sure as heck diminishes the oxygen intake.

      I repeat: [*None: It is true, there is no evidence that masks protect from a virus.]

      Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky

      1. It is not the size of the small virus (“the diameter of the virus has been found to range between 50 nm to 140 nm.”) that is the problem, it is the fact the small virus rides along in larger droplets and aerosols.

        “For example, respiratory droplets are typically 5-10 micrometers (µm) in length; therefore, it can be inferred that an individual who ingests, inhales, or is otherwise exposed to SARS-CoV-2 positive respiratory droplets can be exposed to hundreds or thousands of virus particles which increases the probability of infection.”

        “Respiratory droplets can be transmitted through coughing, sneezing, contact with contaminated surfaces, or even through inhaled aerosols; therefore, each individual must take adequate steps to reduce their exposure to these particles by wearing masks and practicing safe social distance measures.”

        1. I’m sorry to be the one to burst your bubble, but if you want to get down to the brass tacks, people touch stuff all of the time (door handles are a popular transmission point) and — hold on — rub their eyes, scratch their ears, nose, mouth, eyebrows, bridge of their nose and, get this, without washing their hands with boiling bleach!
          Imagine that!
          Besides, masks, by themselves, don’t work.
          Let me put it to you another way: masks do not keep a virus at bay. However, masks do a good job of keeping drywall dust from your nose and mouth.
          Now that’s a fact. Masks don’t work against a virus, especially that Chinese biological weapon that they call COVID-19 but…
          Masks ARE a successful billboard to advertise that the wearer probably cried when Hillary lost and cheered when our country was subjected to a Deep State takeover, which has resulted in nothing but catastrophic failures since the day Biden started to “wrong all of the rights” of President Trump.
          You sound as if you may have a child or two. I hope you don’t make them brain damaged by depriving them of the needed oxygen content for normal development, why, that be CHILD ABUSE. You wouldn’t want to be accused of being a bad parent, now would you, deliberately making your child a Mongoloid? I certainly hope not, but if you do and don’t care, then you are a Democrat and, go ahead, wear your mask with pride and be counted as one of the ones who take in whatever the professor says in your “Introduction to Acting Stupid: 101, that’s your problem, not mine.
          Last thought: if I was wrong about you having any kids, do us all a favor: don’t.

          Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky