by Professor Zorkophsky, ©2021
(Jul. 30, 2021) — “New Orleans Blues Duet” (1:47)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen (including all you government snoops), and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Today we’re at the old Mom & Pop grocery store down on Amity Lane about to ask this young lady what’s on her mind. Excuse me, Miss, Zork, I mean Professor Zorkophsky, here for ‘Pulse,’ the most informative show in its time slot.”
“Never heard of you.”
“Five bucks says you cried when Hillary lost.”
“You’re right; let’s see that five. Thanks.”
“Excuse me, care to be interviewed on a TV show?”
“Sure; I know who you are. Where’s Roving? Used to watch him on satellite back when Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, was dismantling the country, starting with the military. Let me ask you something, can I?”
“Sure; go right ahead.”
“How come Trump packed his Administration with Beltway Swamp Critters? I thought OPOVV would have been a shoe-in for Secretary of Defense, or maybe in charge of deporting each and every illegal immigrant faster than you could say ‘Islam is a peaceful and misunderstood Draconian System of Control.’”
“I’m afraid we’re all just as confused as the rest of America. So what’s your major concern of the day?”
“I’m not sure if it’s a ‘concern’ as much as it’s a question that, at best, probably needn’t or shouldn’t be answered. but that doesn’t diminish my curiosity.”
“Alright, clue us in.”
“I was thinking about the people I knew in high school, but mostly the girls that I liked. There was one in particular that I could’ve handled a little bit differently, like, instead of thinking that there’s a whole big world out there with plenty of girls to meet — when I had it all in the palm of my hand right then and there. I know, there have been plenty of books written about lost opportunities, from true love to betting on the winNing dog, or horse or the outcome of some game or, when I was in Vietnam, which side of the dock will the next mortar round land on.”
“Interesting. What was her name?”
“I’ll make one up: Anita. She went off to college and became a teacher while I went off to war and lost a few of my marbles. The last time I saw her was high school graduation and all I said was a half-hearted ‘hello.’ So maybe she became a Dem and a believer of CRT, but I don’t know; she was pretty smart, and I hate to learn that she was the one to lose her marbles, not me.”
“Any ex-wives around?”
“There are, but I’m pretty sure that they are die-hard Trumpsters and never drank the Kool- Aid, didn’t cry when Hillary lost and are sick and tired of the Pelosis and Schumers of the world. And Romneys, too.”
“Have you had your vaccine shot yet?”
“My death shot? No way. You know what I think? I think there’s a time-delay gizmo in those shots that is in 2-5 years everybody dies; call it a form of population control. But that’s not the point.”
“So what is the point?”
“The point is that they are not selling any vaccine for anything, is the point. I mean, you get the vaccine and for what? A variant? You can be sure of one thing, though.”
“What’s that?”
“No matter what it is, it is not in your favor.”
“What would you do if they came to your door?”
“Truthfully? When I was in Vietnam I shot those who were trying to kill me and I don’t see anything different between then and now.”
“Good answer. Thanks for talking with us. We’ll take a short commercial break and be back with more impromptu on-the-street interviews.”
“Autumn Leaves” (4:46)
“Hello, sir, mind if we ask you a few questions? We’re from ‘Pulse,’ the ever-popular information show.”
“I know who you are; you’re that ‘Zork’ character. Let me ask you this: is Henry for real or is he just made up?”
“He’s real, alright. You just can’t make stuff like that up.”
“I thought so.”
“Let me ask you this: do you believe anything the government tells you?”
“Not a word, not a single word. I believed Trump, but he’s the only one.”
“Same here. So how about our open borders?”
“Before 9-11, our country didn’t have a problem with diphtheria, polio, tuberculosis and a slew of other horrible communicable diseases, and now look. Just you wait, we’ll be seeing all kinds of new bugs, and you know what? Schools will be the death of our nation. Forget the teaching of CRT because your kids will bring home a virus that’ll do you in. Start thinking Smallpox, Yellow Fever, Meningitis and Anthrax and you’ll be up-to-date.”
“That bad?”
“Think worse and you’ll be at the ballpark, at least in the parking lot.”
“That’s scary.”
“Yes, it is because our fate is tied-in with some very stupid people. Just for kicks, you mind if I speak the truth, just for once; would that be okay? I mean the real truth and not some Harvard lawyer mumble–jumble?”
“Why not? Go for it.”
“It can only get worse. This Biden-Harris destruction of America will only escalate the longer they are allowed to operate with impunity, which is exactly what they are doing. Nothing will change until some people are rounded-up and incarcerated, starting with prominent politicians, members of the military and congress and the Fake News. Nothing will change until a bunch of traitors are rounded-up and locked-up; responsible people must be put in charge. You can’t have Beltway Swamp Rats in any Administration, you can’t allow the Fake News to spread propaganda 24-7, and you can’t accept stupidity as the new normal. You can’t do it and if you continue to allow it to go on, you will have lost the opportunity to save the Republic. I don’t know how much time we have, but I think the final countdown has begun, so it’s not a question of years or maybe even months, but weeks and days. Soon it will be hours. We all know who the enemy is, so what are we waiting for?”
“I think for the shoe to drop.”
“Or the other shoe because this fake January 6th ‘Capitol Insurrection’ is way over the top, along with the Chinese flu, Chinese flu variant and the millions who are crossing our borders with TB and everything else under the sun, including bad intent. It can be rectified: all you need is the right person at the right time, and none of this wishy-washy BS.”
“And that’ll do it for us, so thank you all for watching or reading. This is Zork out in the parking lot of Middle America wishing you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show; about time someone finally spoke the truth. Remember, the vaccine may very well kill you, maybe take a leg or two. Burger time: my treat.”
“Devil in Disguise” (2:18)
Professor “Trash the masks” Zorkophsky
Love when someone says what I have been saying for years. Adjoining suites in the ‘funny farm’ is a possibility after all. As usual well written.