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Professor Zorkophsky Chimes In (RR)

“THE CONCEPT OF TIME” by OPOVV, ©2018 (Apr. 18, 2018) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ your dependable source for the ‘Three Happenings: has happened; is happening; and will happen.’ Did I read that right? I wouldn’t’ve said it like that. I would’ve said ‘What it was; is […]

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Professor Zorkophsky Addresses BLM (RR)

ARE WE ENCOURAGING CRIME AND ANARCHY? by OPOVV, ©2017 (Oct. 12, 2017) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the news show that doesn’t shy away from the truth. Hello, I’m Roving and I’ll be your host for tonight’s program. By the way: there’s no ‘political correctness’ on ‘Pulse.’ […]

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Professor Zorkophsky Again (RR)

“REAL FIREWORKS” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Jul. 4, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. The other day we received a request to do a follow-up interview of the world-renowned psychologist, Professor Zorkophsky, who, according to the notes that Roving left, prefers to be called ‘Zork.’ Hello, I’m Chief Leaf and I’ll be your host for […]

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Professor Zorkophsky Returns (RR)

“DECIMATED CULTURES” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Feb. 7, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. By popular demand, we’ve encouraged Professor Zork to share a little more of what’s in his latest book, ‘The Wild One Syndrome: The Cause of Wars for the Last Five Hundred Years.’ “This is a first for us, having a guest […]

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An Interview with Professor Zorkophsky

AN “RR” EXCLUSIVE by OPOVV, ©2016 (Feb. 6, 2016) — “Welcome to a special edition of ‘The Pulse of the Nation.’ We’re at the university to interview the world-famous psychologist, Professor Zorkophsky.” “Call me Zork, yes?” “No kidding?” “No kidding.” “Alright, Zork.” “Professor Zork.” “Oh, sure. Sorry. Now Professor Zork, your latest book, ‘The Wild One […]

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Zorkophsky Dissects Rioters’ Mind (RR)

“LIKE A TWO-YEAR-OLD” by OPOVV, ©2020  (May 30, 2020) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another exciting and, hopefully, informative episode of ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. As you can see, we’re back in Professor Zorkophsky’s rather nice office here at the university responding to an […]