Pulse’s 2019 Christmas Party (RR)


by OPOVV, ©2019

Photo: Free-Photos at Pixabay, License

(Dec. 24, 2019) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Christmas Party 2019 where we’re celebrating on our corner, under the awning, across the street from the train station. You say I jest? Not so, because, just around the corner, Chief New Leaf parked his scrumptious million-dollar Recreational Vehicle (RV) as the real ground zero of our party. Everyone is here and we’ll fit them in as we can. And the Chief just handed me a note that reads, ‘bought the used RV at a fire sale and paid pennies on the dollar.’ All right, then, when new the RV was mighty expensive. Anyway, our editor, Sharon, just came by with coffee, donuts and Christmas cookies but she had to skedaddle; too bad, I would have liked her to be one of our honored guests, speaking of which, guess who? Hello, Professor.”

“Hey, Rovin’, how you doin’? Nice party.”

“The Chief is parked around the corner.”

“Was that Sharon I saw?”

“That was she. Look, as long as you’re here, how about answering a few questions?”

“Sure, as long as I’m here.”

“So what is it with those who suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome?”

“The truth? Okay, you asked for it. It’s a disease that only affects people who are missing a chunk of reasoning ability. Here, I’ll give you an example. First of all, most people discarded the Russian Collusion hoax out of hand, but for the those who didn’t, well, they have a problem with separating truth from fiction, truth from lies, and truth from anything make-believe that, and this is the kicker, someone else said.”

“They never start the lie themselves?”

“Never. They have to hear it from an authority figure, like a teleprompter reader that we call a ‘news anchor,’ as if they have some sort of inside information — which they don’t — but make believe they do. The news business is an animal that feeds upon itself; at least that’s the way it’s been lately. Used to be the news was all that it took, but not anymore. Nowadays if it doesn’t have spin – another name for ‘entertainment value’ – it’s not worth watching.”

“And this Russian Collusion thing, as if the Russians were helping Trump. Why, you’ve got to be a complete imbecile to think that the Russians would want Trump over Hillary: Hillary can be bought; not Trump.”

“That’s right, isn’t it? Do you know, to this day there are still stupid people believing in the Ukrainian quid pro quo nonsense? Why don’t they read the transcript themselves and see that there was nothing to it, or maybe that would expose them to the truth, such as Obama was not born in Hawaii and is a Muslim who did everything he could possibly do to bring us to our knees*.”

“And Obama’s legacy is still alive and well, isn’t it?”

“You better believe it, Roving. You know, don’t you, that the same sorry losers that were in the Pentagon — who didn’t lift a finger while LTC Terry Lakin‘s Constitutional rights were being violated — are still there, advocating Muslims in our military?”

“So what is it with the Muslims?”

“The Muslims’ end game, in the case of the United States, is to replace our Constitution with their Sharia Law, rendering the Bible null and void.”

“But that’s the same wherever they are, isn’t that correct?”

“Yes, that is correct. It’s Sharia or Sharia; there are no halfway measures with the cancerous spread of Islam. It is not like majority rules, understand?”

“Yes. Okay, you and I know that Islam is the scourge of Western Civilization. We know that it’s a belief system that subjugates women as second-class citizens and promotes murder as a normal human behavior trait. It also promotes mob behavior to the point of insanity, of parents murdering their children and children murdering their parents for some sort of group approval, not unlike the mass hysteria that was displayed by the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia.”

“Yes, the followers of Pol Pot** would murder their family — mother and father, wife and children — to prove allegiance. If someone was in charge of, say, food, they would be killed for being in charge of the food.”

“Insane. So what’s the difference between the two insanities?”

“Truthfully? None, since they both worship the State***, a Totalitarian system of government that promotes group acceptance through murder. There is a case of a ten-year-old girl who went out on the balcony of the apartment without her hijab: they beheaded her; the father held her down while the mother cut off her head, all for the belief of ‘restoring family honor.’ These are the very people who we are bringing into our country. That is who Tlaib and Omar are, in case you didn’t know.”

“And not only do we let them into our country; we let them into our military.”

“Where they kill us. Kill defenseless men and women, like shooting fish in a barrel. They get great satisfaction murdering helpless victims; gives them some warped sense of gratification. Must be pretty hard up to get satisfaction out of ‘paint by numbers’ (murder by hog-tie).”

“So what’s the message of the day?”

“The message is why do the Joint Chiefs placate the enemy rather than kill them? You know, there’s bookies in Vegas who have a line on when the next ‘workplace violence’ will occur at one of our military bases; and then there’s another line on which base, or ‘campus.’”

“Somehow that’s not any too reassuring, is it?”

“No, it is not, and I’ll tell you one more thing before I go and join the party. At the end of every USO show they used to sing Silent Night (2:40) but they don’t do that any more.”

“Why is that?”

“Because they’re afraid of offending Muslims. You know what I think? I think that if anyone is offended by ‘Silent Night’ maybe they should be kicked out of our country in a New York minute.”

“Well, everyone I know agrees with you, and the only people not on the same page is our government; makes you wonder whose side they’re on, doesn’t it?”

“Merry Christmas.”

“And the same to you and to all of our viewers and readers: Goodnight.

“Good show; let’s go join the party. Burger time: my treat.”

[* bring us to our knees: ‘fundamentally change America’.]

[**Pol Pot: backed by China.]

[***worship the State: FOX NEWS supports Muslims worldwide, in case you haven’t been paying attention.]

O Holy Night” (2:12)


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