Tag: dogs
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Dogs (RR)
by Roving Reporter, ©2022 (Dec. 6, 2022) — “Who Let the Dog Out” (2:59) “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our guest today is one of our soldiers who made it out of Kabul, Afghanistan, days before the United States military…
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Dogs Smell Almost as Bad as Some Owners…
April 30, 2022 Dear Editor, The true nuttiness of the rest of the world has finally reached Australia: dogs are now allowed to travel in the passenger cabin on Australian airlines! I can tell you firsthand (after some 40 years of regular international travel) the biggest problems: some dogs bring their truly wacky and infuriating owners,…
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Gone to the Dogs!
“NEW-AGE MADNESS” Dear Editor, Good luckto non-dog-accompanied shoppers in Chapel St, which has now well and truly gone to the dogs by letting dogs go (accompanied by humans, I might add) into shops, hairdressers, etc! Having stood (thus stank, sank) in dog muck all over the place (including in restaurants!) in Italy, Spain and Austria,…
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To Protect My Companion
“THE FAILURE OF GOVERNMENT” by Chief New Leaf, ©2016 (Oct. 28, 2016) — [Editor’s Note: Some of the imagery used in the following article may be upsetting to some readers.] He waited all night with his companion. The herd would be approaching from the west at sunrise. It was a gamble staying out in the open,…
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The Dog Vote (RR)
“NO CHEATING ALLOWED” by OPOVV, ©2016 (Aug. 19, 2016) — “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to television’s most provocative show, ‘Pulse of the Nation.’ I’m Chief New Leaf, your host for tonight’s show. For those of you who aren’t familiar with our program, we go out in the morning and interview just regular folk…
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Dead Before They Knew It
“OBOTS HAVE NO EXCUSE” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Nov. 29, 2015) — I live out in the boondocks, the place where if you’re lost you’ll likely find yourself asking directions from someone holding a shotgun. It’s the land of lost animals, also: lost and abandoned. A couple of months ago I looked out to the back porch…
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Small Dog Park America
“BEWARE OF ISLAM!” by OPOVV, ©2015 (Mar. 6, 2015) — ACT I Prior to the curtain being raised, the sounds of dogs barking and yelping are heard. Curtain rises on Small Dog Park, America. Sign on stage right: Dogs 40 Pounds and under, Left. There are benches and chairs clustered near stage front, left. The stage…