by Joseph DeMaio, ©2024 (Jan. 22, 2024) — Your humble servant has on several prior occasions made some hypothetical “modest proposals” here at The P&E…, none of which has thus far come to fruition. That aside, here is another one, but not – ** sigh of relief ** – on the nbC “presidential eligibility” issue. […]
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Brandon’s Grope
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jun. 18, 2023) — In the continuing saga of Brandon’s plan to decimate what is left of the Republic, his slimy and repulsive inner sexual predator surfaces. Again. Ask Tara Reade and now, Eva Longoria. At the White House, no less, and in front of his (for the time being) spouse, […]
A Modest Proposal 4.0
The LLPAM Nightmare
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Apr. 24, 2023) — As if we needed any additional proof that the Goof at 1600 despises responsible Americans and adores irresponsible ones, look no farther than Brandon’s new rule, administered by Fannie Mae, requiring home mortgage seekers with high credit scores to be surcharged in order to subsidize persons with […]
Revisiting “A Modest Proposal 3.0”
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Mar. 9, 2023) — At a hearing this week before the House Foreign Affairs Committee – thankfully now in control of the GOP instead of the malevolent Democrats who headed it up under Nancy Pelosi – Marine Sergeant Tyler Vargas-Andrews recounted what happened at the Hamid Karzai International Airport on August […]
Another Modest Proposal
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2023 (Jan. 27, 2023) — In years past, your humble servant has on occasion penned a couple of “modest proposals,” here and here. The “modest proposal” mechanism, of course, was originated by British author and satirist Jonathan (“Gulliver’s Travels”) Swift as a pointed satirical answer to the impoverished Irish: sell their children […]
A Modest C-19 Proposal
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2022 (Jan. 19, 2022) — Full disclosure: your humble servant is not opposed to true “vaccines,” but instead is vehemently opposed to authoritarian, unconstitutional, “work-around” dictates mandating universal “get jabbed” with the mRNA-based fluids now being peddled as “safe” and “efficacious”… or else. In your humble servant’s view, the fluids have not […]
Who Will Stand Up and Dance?
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2021 (March 11, 2021) — Desperate times call for desperate measures, even bold, outside-the-box measures. And if ever the Republic needed such measures, it is now. Listen up: when the Goofball-in-Chief – with the nuclear launch codes never more that a reach away – cannot remember either the name of “that outfit […]
An Amicus Curiae Proposal
by Joseph DeMaio, ©2020 (Dec. 9, 2020) — By now, faithful P&E readers, you are no doubt aware that the State of Texas has filed in the Supreme Court documents seeking leave to pursue a “Bill of Original Complaint” against the states of Georgia, Michigan and Wisconsin and the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. The action challenges […]
The Minneapolis Petri Dish Experiment
“BEAT THEM TO THE PUNCH” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2020 (Jun. 8, 2020) — OK, so the lunacy of the Left now takes center stage. Specifically, a veto-proof (9 out of 13) majority of the city council of the People’s Republic of Minneapolis has given an official indication that in the near future, it will disband […]
Joe Biden’s Tara Reade Challenge
HAVE RECORDS BEEN SANITIZED? by Joseph DeMaio, ©2020 (May 3, 2020) — Well, your faithful servant never thought the day would come that he would have anything good to say about MSNBC or its “reporting” personnel. But last Friday on the Morning Joe show, Mika Brzezinski did a fairly good job of interrogating Joe Biden […]
USA 2.0 Day
ENDING THE “SOFT LOCKDOWN” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2020 (Apr. 14, 2020) — Over the years, your faithful servant has offered several “modest proposals” dealing either with the Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. constitutional eligibility issue (discussed here and here) or the illegal alien issue (discussed here. It may be time for another modest proposal. These are […]
Any Democrat Patriots Out There?
“DO THE RIGHT THING” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2019 (Nov. 20, 2019) — One of the older adages guiding us through time is this: “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.” Stated otherwise (for the Millennials and Gen-Xers reading this…), a person or situation should be treated the same way that another similarly-situated […]
The Democrat Insanity Bullet Train
“NATIONAL MASOCHISM ON STEROIDS” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2019 (Jun. 17, 2019) — As the Democrat Party insanity bullet train continues careening down the tracks, one thing becomes increasingly clear: the nation cannot survive as contemplated by the Founders – and, by the way, as guaranteed by the Constitution – if these folks are ever again […]
A Modest Proposal 2017
“DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2017 (Jul. 13, 2017) — Several years ago, your humble servant penned a post here captioned “A 2012 Modest Proposal.” That post suggested that then-candidate for president Mitt Romney should have obtained dozens of certified copies of his original birth certificate, circulated them to the media for forensic […]
Two-Thirds of the Members Present
“DRASTIC TIMES CALL FOR DRASTIC MEAURES” by Joseph DeMaio, ©2014 (Dec. 8, 2014) — Some time ago, I floated the modest proposal that Republican presidential aspirants should flood the system with seal-embossed, hard, paper certified copies of their original birth certificates in an effort to get the Emperor at 1600 to do the same. Plainly, […]
A 2012 Modest Proposal
WHERE IS THE MICROFILM? by Joseph DeMaio, ©2012 (Aug. 26, 2012) — In 1729, English essayist/satirist Jonathan Swift authored “A Modest Proposal.” The essay satirically suggested a solution to the “problem” of Irish poverty, hypothetically proposing that the “…impoverished Irish might ease their economic troubles by selling their children as food for rich gentlemen and ladies.” […]