by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Jun. 5, 2026) — “Isn’t everything just peachy? ICE is after the illegal invaders but turns a blind eye when it comes to those who want to kill us and destroy the USA. It doesn’t make a lick of sense, and I for one am sick and tired of it. Put Henry in charge and by the year 2027 there will not be one Muslim in the United States. Guaranteed. Face it: ICE and the DHS are worthless. Why can’t they deport the Muslims? Afraid? Maybe they’re SCAREDY CATS?”
“Piano Man” (5:38)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. It’s not a question of a religion as much as it’s a question of doing what’s right. Now, if that’s too complicated for you, do yourself a favor and stop reading this editorial and go fly a kite.
“Still here? Good; that means there’s hope, as long you’re not a Dem or a RINO, or a spy, or belong to the MSM. And you can think for yourself. You know for the past 1,400 years all the Muslims have done is torture and kill, kill and torture. There’s no end to it. Endless rivers of blood. Ever been to a Third World country and smelled the ‘Muslim section’ of a city? Enough to make you gag. And to help us understand why our government fails to protect us, why our government allows Islam to take us over, inch by inch, is Professor Wert, the well-known author of popular children’s books. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most popular show in its time lot.”
“And so very glad to be here. I’d like to start by saying that, if anybody uses the term ‘Islamophobic,’ they make it abundantly clear that they haven’t a clue what Islam is all about. Giving the deadly Black Mamba the time of day is not what I would call a good strategy for a long life. Giving a Muslim permission to be within our borders is not a good strategy for any life, let along a long life. The weak link in our Republic are the judges who rule, not by common sense, but by whoever holds sway over them. It’s the way of the ‘Little People.’”
“Yes, the way of the world. Reminds one of France: ‘Little People.’”
“But not in my world. I don’t care if judges rule against me, just rule according to the Constitution, and if they don’t, I’ll remember; trust me. There are way too many judges who have no business being judges, who rule wrongly.”
“Care to give us an example of whatever it is you’re talking about?”
“For sure. I’m talking about the utter stupidity and colossal waste of the phrase ‘Smite unbelievers.’ What’s that supposed to mean? You mean if a person was born in the Amazonian Rainforest you’d kill them? What’s the sense in that?”
“It’s not supposed to make sense.”
“Say what?”
“I said if it made sense, it would have been erased 1,400 years ago, is what I’m saying. I’m saying apparently some people refuse to learn from past mistakes; they missed out on ‘what makes us human’ markers generations ago they’re so far gone. In fact, for the followers of Islam it’s impossible to follow the moral laws of everyone else on earth, from the frozen tundra to the mosquito-infested swamps of the Nile River Delta.”
“Does Trump know — I mean, has he figured it out — that Muslims must be flown off to some Jovian moon where they can happily ‘honor kill’ to their hearts’ content? If little ‘ole us can figure it out, surely Trump knows what’s best for Western Civilization, and that includes keeping Muslims out of the countries that follow the ‘Golden Rule.’”
“There you go with that ‘Golden Rule’ again.”
“And why not? The Muslims have absolutely nothing to counteract the teachings of Jesus, nothing here on earth or as it is in Heaven. ‘Do unto others as you would wish done upon yourself.’ That’s it; there’s nothing else to it. Words that were spoken 2,000 years ago are just as relevant today and will be as relevant tomorrow and all the tomorrows to come.”
“That’s all well and good, but we still have Muslims within our borders and that CANNOT BE TOLERATED UNDER ANY CONCEIVABE CIRCUMSTANCES, WHATSOEVER.”
“Then we are in agreement?”
“That we most certainly are.”
“What about our government?”
“Yes, the weak link in the ‘Chain of Freedom.’ Must it aways be so?”
“Only if the government and the people are not on the same page, which we are clearly not these days. We don’t need anything the Muslims have, not one thing. The world doesn’t need them and, to tell the truth, the world be a better place without them. Think about it: no more rape gangs, no more random knifings, no more beheadings, no more October 7s, and so on until the end of time.”
“Yes, we all are in total agreement, that is, except our government. Let’s take a short break.”
“Famous Last Words of a Fool” (3:34)
“And we’re back with Professor Wert, who mentioned Tom Homan during the break.”
“That’s right. I’d like to say ‘Thank you’ to him for deporting the illegals you have, but don’t overlook those who say that they’re going to kill us as soon as possible, if not before. Don’t overlook the obvious: Muslims. And none of this ‘anchor baby’ stupidity. And as long as we’re spilling the beans, how about throwing Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, in a cell down in GITMO? Make him a neighbor of Eric Holder while we’re at it.”
“But we’re not the only ones.”
“No, we are not. Americans should not visit France and England. If you missed them, too bad. They’ve gone over to the other side, the French because of their politics and the English because of their stupid cops. Look, go visit one of our national parks; see the Grand Canyon or Glacier National Park instead of being harassed by a bunch of Neanderthal caveman-type mentals where acting civilized will get you beheaded.”
“And you think we could be next?”
“No doubt about it. You know it, I know it, everyone watching the show or reading the transcript of the TV show knows it; it’s just a matter of time.”
“You sure about this?”
“As sure as rain. Our government is thrusting the dagger into each of our backs and then twisting it slowly while we sit back and let them in and take over, changing our country into a regular Islamic cesspool such as any Muslim country you want to name. Rivers of blood: get used to it, because neither Trump nor our government is going to lift a finger to deport those who want to rape you daughter. From the way things look, for real, it’s going to happen sooner rather than later. Get used to it, as long as our very own government continues to sell us out.”
“Is there any hope?”
“There’s always hope as long as we save ourselves, but don’t hold your breath. Look, I’m not going to sugarcoat it for you; we don’t have much time. We can’t rely on the police who blindly follow the orders of the woke mayors, we can’t rely on Trump and his DOJ and DHS because, look around, Omar is still here. Give me a break. Mark my words: there’ll come a time when it will be open season; the question is will we be the targets of opportunity or will they?”
“And that’ll do it for this episode of ‘Pulse’. Thank you for watching. This is your Pastor Dunkin, along with Professor Wert, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat. I’d like to add the following: I miss Charlie Kirk, and I’m not ashamed to say that I cried when he was senselessly erased from the land of the living, needlessly taken away from his wife and kids and all the rest of us.
“One last item addressed to the lowlife Mitch McConnell, who couldn’t just fade away but had to act as a royal fool, and it is this: leave now with your tail between your legs and never show your face again. Just get out. You are not only an embarrassment to the good people of Kentucky who trusted you to do the right thing, but you voted with the Dems against the ‘Save Act,’ the last time you’ll ever stab your constituents in the back. Good riddance. I would suggest that you don’t even think about ever going back to Kentucky.”
“I Walk the Line” (2:12)