by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Mar. 13, 2026) — The following is a recent sermon by Pastor Dunkin.
“If The Lord Wasn’t Walking By My Side” (1:40)
“Glory be, Brethren, and welcome to our little church down on Hawthorn Street; glad you could make it. The sermon you’re about to hear is one that is taught at the third-grade level in our Sunday School class.
“Last week we learned not to believe everything you read or hear. Just because you may have read that all spiders are bad, they are not. The Wolf Spider is our friend, our good friend, for it is they who kill the really bad spiders, the Brown recluse and the Black Widow.
“During the first printing of the world’s encyclopedias and World Books, some fool inserted that Islam is one of the ‘World’s Great Religions’ and that’s when the lie first took root.
“Let me say from the outset that Islam is a political structure that is Totalitarian in nature and treats women as chattel, no different than a goat. The only religious aspect of Islam is that we all would wish they would just all go away; for this we pray.
“It’s too bad that Rep. Jamie Raskin didn’t attend our Sunday School class, for he believes in the lie that Islam is a religion that is protected by the ‘American Constitution, which guarantees Free Exercise of Religion, no Establishment of Religion, Equal Protection and no religious tests for public office.’
“That sounds all high and mighty if Islam were a religion, but it’s not. Are we clear on that point? Islam is a political philosophy that believes in murdering all those who don’t believe the way its members believe. Islam is sleep deprivation; Islam is the whip.
“Islam is a waste of good people forced into acting not in the best interests of us all. Imagine a life full of hate and the acting out of that hate as many did on Oct. 7. There’s just no whitewashing the atrocities of Islam. We have implored Netanyahu to release the videos of Oct. 7 to let the pro-Palestinians/Hamas supporters know exactly what they mistakenly support.
“Professor Zorkophsky called me last night and told me while he was in the Navy in 1965 off the coast of China in the Tonkin Gulf, as soon as the ship left the area and Condition 3 was relaxed, they enjoyed steak and lobster on the fantail on a beautiful sunny day. He said it was a well-deserved break from the 24-7 stressful environment of living in a real-life combat zone on edge, where even the water fountains were turned off to give the ship the best chance of immediate speed possible. Patrolling off the coast of China in 1965 was not conducive to an ‘ocean cruise,’ as Zork described it.
“Getting back to the subject at hand, our CIA and the State Department probably have 10% dedicated and honest MAGA employees. All the others are nothing but hangers-on who need to go. These are the ones who welcomed the unvetted Muslims into our country and refuse to deport them. The simple fact that Omar is still in our country is proof enough that our government has no intention whatsoever of saving our Republic. Trump can do only so much, but he can’t do what needs to be done by himself.
“Omar is still here, and as long as she is, our country is sliding down the slope whereby every citizen forgets who is buried in our national cemeteries.
“Let us pray. Dear Lord, give us the strength to convince the Dems and others that having a rattlesnake in the guise of a Muslim in our home is not what we deserve or want. Amen.
“Please leave your donation in the box as you exit. Thank you for being such an attentive congregation.”
[Note: Remember all those statues that were toppled during the Biden years? Replace them, and have those who tore them down pay for it. Or can’t we do that?]