by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Mar. 6, 2026) — “It’s one thing when a person is a little off-kilter, maybe a little wacko affecting his or her ‘inner circle,’ but it’s an entirely different ballgame when a person is truly ‘off-the-wall’ and harms everyone as those with TDS are now doing. At first we thought TDS was a passing fad, that people would ‘get over it.’ Sadly, that’s not the case. TDS has shifted from ‘It’s only temporary’ to the permanent stage when the person enters the realm of ‘crazy’ and ‘nuts’ with nary a hope of ever returning to normal. Lost souls. Next stop: the ‘PSYCHO WARD.’”
“It’s Judy’s Turn to Cry” (2:10)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. You guessed it, Professor ‘Zork’ Zorkophsky is our featured guest to explain to us how truly gone are those with TDS. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ Zork. What did you think of my opening?”
“Classic; right over the target. In my practice I’ve stopped even trying to cure a Dem. Waste of time. It’s as if their minds are blank like a Muslim’s. Like talking to the cat. Impossible to reason with them.”
“Care to give us an example?”
“How about explaining Oct. 7th, and then they go out and buy a HAMAS flag? Is that nuts or what? Or queers supporting Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, a Dem and a Muslim, a wacko group who likes to push the LBGQ+ crowd off tall buildings. Or New York Jews who voted for Mamdani. Go figure.”
“The TDS crowd seems to have slipped down to another level in the last few weeks.”
“Well, sure they have. They’ll believe whatever the DEEP STATE, the ‘GLOBALISTS,’ throw at them. The FAKE NEWS at work once again. Look, let’s say your neighbor belongs in a psycho ward and for the past 47 years screams at you every day that he wants to nuke you. Do you sit around and watch him build a nuclear bomb? I think not, but the Dems don’t see it that way because they lost their ability to think logically.”
“So, TDS affects a person’s ability to think?”
“For sure. I used to accept TDS-infected patients until I realized I couldn’t help them, that they were beyond help. I don’t recommend it, but if a normal person would ever want to see how TDS destroys the mind, I recommend watching a few minutes of ‘The View.’ I can’t imagine being in the audience; I wouldn’t last five minutes before I would run out, my hands over my ears, running down the street screaming.”
“That bad?”
“Worse. Think about it. In not too many years from now, the popular topic of psychiatrists will be the subject of ‘MASS HYSTERIA.’ The truthful talk show circuit will be flooded with shrinks explaining why Americans turned their backs on their country and voted Dem. Books will be written, documentaries and even blockbuster movies will tackle the subject. It’ll be a new dawn of the neighborhood shrink, explaining mass stupidity.”
“Interesting. Will a history of the subject ever be written?”
“Funny you mention that. It just so happens that I just wrote a book on that very subject. I called it the ‘Jane Fonda Mental Disease: TDS and Other Crazed Symptoms.’ I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m contacted to sign a movie deal.”
“What a coincidence; what are the chances?”
“Actually, for the past 20 years, I’ve been writing the ‘History of Islam,’ and all it took to bring it up to date was to add, in the last chapters, documentation of the stupidity of the Dems, ANTIFA, the Fake News and ‘The View.’”
“You seem to mention ‘The View’ quite often. Why is that?”
“I’ll tell you. The average IQ of the hostesses of ‘The View’ is a couple of points lower than their audience so they make their audience feel, somehow, empowered by the make-believe feeling of superiority. It’s complicated, but the Deep State uses pawns wherever they can find them,* and they found a viper’s nest of them in ‘The View.’ Traitors, one and all, and they’re just too stupid to see the writing on the wall. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is not one of them, I hasten to add.”
“That’s nice. I’m afraid we’ve run out of time. Last time I looked, Omar is still in our country; no wonder Trump fired Kristi Noem from the DHS. I’m Pastor Dunkin and, along with Zork, wish you all a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
[*Find them: Useful puppets such as John Kerry.]
[Hey, Trump, you went after the Ayatollah but you can’t spring Tina Peters.]
“16 Candles” (2:54)