by Roving Reporter, ©2025
(Apr. 23, 2025) — “Handle with Care” (3:17)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Professor Zorkophsky is our featured guest to warn us that millions of Americans have been infected with some kind of brain disease that prohibits rational thought. ‘Please call me “Zork”’ is the well-known author of psychiatric books for the amateur psychiatrist, a successful movie producer, and the voice of reason when it comes to the VA pill pushers rendering PTSD patients to ‘Never-Neverland,’ treading water with no improvement, the braindead inching closer to the end. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for the flattering and comprehensive introduction, Roving. Much appreciated. I’m here today to give a warning of what I think will be the most dangerous jobs in America, if not today, then one very soon tomorrow.”
“More dangerous than farming, construction or a road flagman?”
“You got it. I’m talking about ‘payback, retribution, and just rewards’ jobs.”
“This ought to be good. What jobs?”
“I’ll start with the most dangerous: ‘woke judges.’ Next on the list will be some other ‘woke’ idiots such as Governors, District Attorneys, talk-show hosts, and really stupid broadcasters.”
“But it’s the Dems who are violent, not MAGA people.”
“That’s right, I’m talking about when the Dems finally realize they’ve been lied to, ‘played like a fiddle’ every day for many years. That ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ is put in the conscious thoughts of gullible people. And because of the Fake News, TDS has become ‘sanctioned insanity’; that’s how bad it is.”
“Starting when?”
“The symptoms started back in the day when Bill Clinton said he wouldn’t approve of NAFTA and then, as soon as he was reelected to his second term as president, he approved it. And then there’s Pelosi pushing the usurper, Barry Soetoro, aka Obama, to be on the 2008 presidential ballot. And when Hillary paid for and pushed ‘Russian Collusion.’ Oh, wait, there’s the ‘Russian disinformation laptop hoax.’ You want me to go on?”
“No, I think we got it. Let’s take a short commercial break. Be right back.”
“Just Pretend” (4:28)
“And we’re back. We’ve been lied to; we get it. I’m just surprised you didn’t mention the COVID pandemic hoax, is all.”
“I was getting there. But here’s the point: at some point the stupid people may see the light of truth, even if it’s an inkling, a glimpse of a fact sneaking in from under the door or an overhead word or phrase that may trigger a fearful ‘understanding’ of what is true vs. a lie. And the stupid people are of the violent sort; at least that’s their ‘go-to’ problem-solving technique,” i.e., bringing a knife to a track meet. All stupid people don’t carry knives, and all stupid people don’t solve problems with violence, but, come on, now, we can make excuses until the cows come home, but excuses are just another word for stupid.”
“I suppose so. So, these ‘woke’ judges are going to be the prime target of the wrath of those who finally realize they’ve been lied to and used. What about the police; won’t they protect the lowlife judges?”
“No, because by that time they’ll see the writing on the wall, too. They’ll realize that they’ve been the ‘bagmen’ for the Left, for the Deep State, for those who hate our Constitution. Look, the only thing the Dems have is their hate for the United States; that’s it. They tried with Obama, then the stolen 2020 election, and then with the open borders including all those unvetted, flown-in from Afghanistan. It’s a mess and Trump is cleaning it up, illegal by illegal, day by day.”
“But it’s not going to happen overnight.”
“No, it’s not, thanks to the ‘woke’ corrupt judges. The only thing the average person has is the Constitution; without it we’re all slaves, and the sooner the Dems believe in that one salient truth, the better off we’ll all be.”
“Well, I see that our time is up, and I must say, if I were a judge, I’d certainly mend my ways if I ruled against Trump, MAGA, and the Constitution. Come to think of it, they’re one and the same, aren’t they? This is your Roving Reporter, on behalf of Zork, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Burger time: my treat.”
“409” (2:01)