by Pastor Dunkin, ©2026
(Jan. 17, 2026) — The identity confused would be relegated to mental illness, the audience of ‘The View’ would have an apoplectic fit, and teenagers would see what being a crazed adult looks like.
“You’ve Got to Stand for Something” (3:04)
“And that’s my opening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Do you realize that if Dr. Martin Luther King were alive today, the Dems wouldn’t allow him to speak at their conventions, just as they boycott Angel Moms from speaking? It’s a sad situation when even the honest are blackballed. With us, as our featured guest to sort it out, is our old friend, Professor Zorkophsky. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“First, I want to say how very thankful I am to be here. And then I want to say what a great introduction. I mean, really, now, what would happen if the fooled suddenly learned the truth?”
“Good question.”
“I’m glad you asked, because the answer just happens to be in my latest book, ‘Fake News vs. Factual’ which I’m sure will be another bestseller. In it I explain such concepts as the ‘Russian Collusion Hoax,’ the ‘most secure election ever,’ ‘vaccine,’ and TDS.”
“As a professional psychiatrist, how do you explain TDS?”
“TDS is a manifestation of the brain unwilling, unable and unfit to absorb the truth due to extraneous circumstances caused by upbringing, education and the survival instinct that it is better to sink to the lowest I.Q. rather than stand out by thinking independently.”
“Say that again in English, please.”
“Think ‘Affirmative Action,’ DEI and wokeism.”
“Go on.”
“I also list the locations of the ‘Puppy-Petting Corals’ and even give a cutout gift coupon.”
“Puppy Coral?”
“Remember when Hillary lost? Same concept.”
“I understand.”
“Good. Buy the book; you’ll be glad you did.”
“Will do; I’m sure we will. Alright, that’ll do it for this episode, and so, on behalf of Professor Zorkophsky, this is Pastor Dunkin wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Pardon me? Call you ‘Zork’ next time? Alright; count on it. Burger time: my treat. You really think they’d commit suicide? Just from learning the truth? Why, that’s terrible.”
“End of the Line” (3:29)
Pastor Dunkin
“What Would Happen if the Fake News Told the Truth? (RR)”
Americans would slowly but surely stop voting for Democrats.