by Henry, ©2025
(Aug. 2, 2025) — “Stupid Cupid” (2:14)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. While MAGA is all excited about Hillary and Barry Soetoro (aka Obama) being indicted and John Brennan and James Clapper wearing orange jumpsuits, the Islamic invasion of the United States is pretty much following the timeline set forth by the Muslim Brotherhood’s manifesto discovered more than 30 years ago. Tick-Tock, hour-by-hour, day-by day, month-by-month, year-by-year, decade-by-decade and before you know it, a 45-year-old man is taking your 9-year-old daughter away in marriage. Libraries no longer have shelves for books because there are no books. Every library in the USA has been converted to a mosque. Do you get it? Has the cloud lifted and now do you see that Omar and Tlaib are the leading edge of the sword to shred the Constitution, or does your wife have to be tortured, raped and very possibly murdered for you to get with the program? Welcome, Ireland; welcome, New Zealand; welcome, Canada and ‘The Home Country’ to an unending horror that could very well have been avoided if it weren’t for just your plain ordinary stupid person going about his life with blinders on. Did you get the ‘Clot Shot?’ After your 15-year-old son got ‘vaccinated,’ did he die on the basketball court or the football field?
“That’s my opening, and to put it all in perspective we’ve asked Madam Shylock to help take the wool from the eyes of the more gullible among us. Welcome to ‘Pulse,’ the most-watched information show in its time slot.”
“Thank you for the invitation, although it’s customary to pay the fortune-teller prior to the fortune, if you don’t mind. People tend to be somewhat reluctant dishing out after hearing bad news.”
“No problem. So, you’re saying you’ve nothing but bad news?”
“Figure it out yourself; you sure as heck don’t need me. You got millions of Muslims and you’re not doing diddly-squat to get them out of the country; what do you expect, roses?”
“That’s not being very nice; I mean, all we are is a shoestring operation. We have guests who speak the truth; what more can we do?”
“Pray, to start. Visit the little church down on Hawthorn Street. I’m sure Archbishop Dunkin would be glad to see you; perhaps you can broadcast more of his sermons, make it a weekly thing, kind-of like a ‘soap,’ generate a true following. Who knows, maybe you’ll make a success of your ‘shoestring’ operation in spite of yourself.”
“Good advice, I’m sure.”
“I’ve noticed that you tell your audience what your after-broadcast snack is; take advantage of it. Maybe you ought to publish a cookbook with your delicious recipes.”
“That’s something I’ll seriously consider. What about our country’s’ Secretary of Defense allowing Muslims to be employed by the government?”
“He doesn’t get it. Served overseas with blinders on. Watched too much FAKE NEWS while a kid; I don’t know. All I know is that he’s mute on deporting Muslims and on women on NAVY ships. He is either ‘politically correct’ or ‘out-to-lunch’; same result: we have Muslims in our military and women aboard NAVY ships. Can’t spin it, although I’m sure Hegseth tries his best.”
“But you like him.”
“That I do, but just because I like him doesn’t mean I have to agree with him 100% of the time.”
“That’s true. So, what do you suggest?”
“Well, Henry, that’s a good question. I suggest Hegseth would do the job of fulfilling his Oath to the Constitution first by kicking the Muslims out of the government — ALL United States governments — from one-horse towns to Washington, D.C.”
“Makes sense.”
“Look, we know Trump can’t do it alone so we’ve got to help him save America any way we can, right?”
“Goes without saying.”
“Maybe it’s not Hegseth’s fault.”
“Maybe not, but he’s in charge now, so to continue a suicide course, what you expect? We have people cheering about no men in women’s sports, no men in women’s locker rooms, yet women aboard NAVY ships. You tell me: what’s the difference? But before you answer, I spent years on NAVY ships at sea, so at least I know what I’m talking about.”
“I’d say you do.”
“Thank you. So, is it going to happen, Muslims out of our government? Women off NAVY ships, or is all this talk about making America better and protecting women nothing more than lip service? Making people feel good?”
“I guess so, because Hegseth hasn’t said much about anything, has he? Or, I’m sorry, I forget. He did mention DEI, but what of it? And don’t mention deporting Omar or Mamdani, heaven forbid.”
“Well, I’d say we covered all the bases, so this is Henry, along with Madam Shylock, wishing each of you a goodnight: Goodnight.
“Good show. Oh, you brought a snack and a goldfish container of minnows in pond scum. Thank you.”
“The Fool on the Hill” (2:59)
I understand the concern. Sharia law and the U.S. Constitution are like oil and water. However, there has never been a basis that I know of which establishes a statuary basis for religious discrimination in a military environment. Maybe someone could enlighten me.
Moreover, there is a strategic consideration. There will be a basis for future conflicts with Muslim countries. We will need arabic translators, analysts, spies, and others to deal with those countries. Our government and military will need to be staffed up with muslims with various capabilities in order to function effectively in these settings.
While I do not 100% agree with the author, I remember my grandfather telling me , he was allowed to serve in the U.S. Army during WWI, but he was not allowed to be deployed to Europe: because he had legally immigrated from Italy.
It made sense to me, but I’m fairly certain those that may have an allegiance to another country would be deployed to such an area now.
Women should be allowed to serve in any job where they can do the same job as a man; if they pass the same mental and physical test.