by Henry, ©2025
(Jun. 13, 2025) — “Don’t Be Cruel” (2:31)
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to ‘The Pulse of the Nation,’ the place to hear it here first. Our featured guest is Archbishop Dunkin, someone who’s been our spiritual advisor from the very start. Haven’t head from you for a long time; how’ve you been?”
“Very well, thank you for asking. Ever since Professor Zorkophsky sold me his marriage counseling business, I’ve been busy as a church mouse following a church bazaar. But I learned one thing: communication is the key to a successful marriage. I had a customer who thought his wife wanted a divorce so he divorced her but years later he thinks he was wrong. A loving couple bites the dust all because of a lack of communication. Sad.”
“Now that is a sad story. But what’s happening in our country with these protests?”
“Good question. You know, there’s not a parent alive since the dawn of civilization that would allow a child-molester within ten miles of their child, yet these protesters are marching in support of child trafficking, human trafficking (prostitution), fentanyl, carjackings, home invasions, rape, torture and murder.”
“But why? I mean, are the protesters that stupid? Is it TDS?”
“Yes and yes. But what’s worse is that when they or their friends and parents get harmed, maybe even losing their job or life, they’ll still act just as irresponsibly. Zork calls it ‘denial at all costs.’ Being in the clergy I hear all kinds of stuff, but this supporting pedophiles to do their sickness is the last straw of how far TDS affects the reasoning abilities of the ‘Jane Fondas’ out there. Dangerous is what it is. People will get hurt, even little kids who we’re supposed to protect to the best of our abilities.”
“You got that right. Well, thank you, Archbishop, for exposing how utterly callous those protesters really are. Imagine, marching for illegal child-molesters. Unbelievable. Thanks for watching. Goodnight.
“Good show. We’ve sliders in the break room for you. Me? Can of sardines garnished with grubs.”
“Anita Belly Dance Drum Solo” (2:54)